Must get Christmas presents for the girlfriend/wife!

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Fly4Fun
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Nov 23, 2009 12:09am
With Black Friday and Christmas approaching... I figured we should start a thread for gift ideas for the special girl(s) in your life.





Feel free to add any other products!
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wes_mantooth
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Nov 23, 2009 12:11am
roofies
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dwccrew
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Nov 23, 2009 12:16am
wes_mantooth wrote: roofies
Floories
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Apple
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Nov 23, 2009 12:26am
just get naked.

it's free and she'll remember it for the rest of her life...










unless you're Upper90

:D

j/k
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Curly J
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Nov 23, 2009 12:34am
Just saw the Reebok Easy Tone commercial today. The wife was interested.
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Upper90
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Nov 23, 2009 12:49am
True, with me, getting naked is NEVER free.

Oh, wait....you meant she'll forget it seconds after it's over?

Well, I can't deny that it would probably be best for all involved parties if she did...
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Fab4Runner
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Nov 23, 2009 1:02am
Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
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wes_mantooth
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Nov 23, 2009 1:03am
Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
hehe.......awww.......the stories I could tell.
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Curly J
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Nov 23, 2009 1:05am
Yea Mantooth....thanks to roofies !
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sleeper
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Nov 23, 2009 1:05am
I wouldn't mind getting my wife something that keeps her in the kitchen and bedroom. Do they make invisible fences for women? If they don't, they should. A zapper linked to their voice box would have to be included in the deluxe edition.

Thoughts?
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Heretic
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Nov 23, 2009 1:05am
Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
That's a philosophy I can get behind.

I also can get behind a woman with that philosophy..... (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more).

There....that's the dry, subtle wit I'm known for!
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wes_mantooth
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Nov 23, 2009 1:06am
sleeper wrote: I wouldn't mind getting my wife something that keeps her in the kitchen and bedroom. Do they make invisible fences for women? If they don't, they should. A zapper linked to their voice box would have to be included in the deluxe edition.

Thoughts?
Completely agree.
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OSH
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Nov 23, 2009 1:39am
My girlfriend is getting those EasyTones, or whatever they are called.

She really wants her butt toned and also work on her legs. Mainly because she's just finished up her college soccer career and doesn't want her big butt to get even bigger (and flabbier).
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Go_Fast_Sports
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Nov 23, 2009 2:07am
Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
SOLD! ;)
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Woops
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Nov 23, 2009 6:47am
Nothing , I mean nothing , beats shopping "together" for toys.
:cool:
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Thunder70
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Nov 23, 2009 6:58am
Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
Can I find that at Bed, Bath, and Beyond?
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pepperpot
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Nov 23, 2009 7:47am
Can't go wrong with DIAMONDS !!!!!!
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se-alum
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Nov 23, 2009 8:31am
Most women have them by now, but the Pandora bracelets are golden! You can just keep buying the charms for them when a "holiday" comes up.
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justincredible
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Nov 23, 2009 9:11am
I can't say what I am getting my wife because she reads freehuddle.
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zambrown
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Nov 23, 2009 9:17am
So you need to get a Christmas gift for your wife AND your girlfriend, Fly4Fun?? ;) That could get complicated.
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darbypitcher22
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Nov 23, 2009 9:27am
Don't have g/f/wife..... that's less money I've gotta spend :)
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Free_is_better
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Nov 23, 2009 9:34am
THUNDER70 wrote:
Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
Can I find that at Bed, Bath, and Beyond?
you may be able to find it in the beyond section. Kinda like Adam sandler in click. Wasn't a very good Adam sandler movie btw
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Jugador11
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Nov 23, 2009 10:06am
Fly4Fun wrote: With Black Friday and Christmas approaching... I figured we should start a thread for gift ideas for the special girl(s) in your life.





Feel free to add any other products!
I think this one advertisement would have helped sell more:

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HitsRus
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Nov 23, 2009 11:27am
shake weight
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Tim Tebow
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Nov 23, 2009 12:07pm
Jugador11 wrote:
Fly4Fun wrote: With Black Friday and Christmas approaching... I figured we should start a thread for gift ideas for the special girl(s) in your life.





Feel free to add any other products!
I think this one advertisement would have helped sell more:


This one is hilarious! "You'll be able to squeeze cum out of a rock."