Apple
Posts: 2,620
Nov 23, 2009 12:23pm
Shake Weight would be good. A vacuum cleaner or a mop would be good too. Just don't get her a frying pan or she might just hit you with it!
mexappeal12
Posts: 489
Nov 23, 2009 12:26pm
This is a blatant lie... you love Christmas and gifts. 1) you love Christmas so much you had your Christmas tree up until July 2) YOU LOVE GIFTS 3) You hate banging u just love to scissorFab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Nov 23, 2009 12:27pm
^^^^
sounds like yall have a VERY interesting christmas
sounds like yall have a VERY interesting christmas
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Nov 23, 2009 12:31pm
Damn I hate that you are here to call me out. I do like Christmas and gifts I just hate shopping....so it looks like no one is getting anything from me this year.mexappeal12 wrote:This is a blatant lie... you love Christmas and gifts. 1) you love Christmas so much you had your Christmas tree up until July 2) YOU LOVE GIFTS 3) You hate banging u just love to scissorFab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
mexappeal12
Posts: 489
Nov 23, 2009 12:35pm
Someone has to call you out ... haha basically you just admitted to being a taker and not a giver... FAIL!Fab4Runner wrote:Damn I hate that you are here to call me out. I do like Christmas and gifts I just hate shopping....so it looks like no one is getting anything from me this year.mexappeal12 wrote:This is a blatant lie... you love Christmas and gifts. 1) you love Christmas so much you had your Christmas tree up until July 2) YOU LOVE GIFTS 3) You hate banging u just love to scissorFab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Nov 23, 2009 12:37pm
Honesty is the best policy.mexappeal12 wrote:Someone has to call you out ... haha basically you just admitted to being a taker and not a giver... FAIL!Fab4Runner wrote:Damn I hate that you are here to call me out. I do like Christmas and gifts I just hate shopping....so it looks like no one is getting anything from me this year.mexappeal12 wrote:This is a blatant lie... you love Christmas and gifts. 1) you love Christmas so much you had your Christmas tree up until July 2) YOU LOVE GIFTS 3) You hate banging u just love to scissorFab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
krambman
Posts: 3,606
Nov 23, 2009 12:59pm
Marry me.Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
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Sonofanump
Nov 23, 2009 1:11pm
A rhino? Wow.Jugador11 wrote: I think this one advertisement would have helped sell more:
TBone14
Posts: 6,383
Nov 24, 2009 11:26pm
Whatever happened to putting your dick in a box? Or a bow on it?
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 24, 2009 11:34pm
Well, it would only last for seconds.Upper90 wrote: True, with me, getting naked is NEVER free.
Oh, wait....you meant she'll forget it seconds after it's over?
Well, I can't deny that it would probably be best for all involved parties if she did...
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 24, 2009 11:35pm
I love youFab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Nov 24, 2009 11:37pm
Is it bad that I'm seriously considering getting my fiancee either a steamer vacuum cleaner or an elliptical machine?
To be fair, she's talked about getting both recently.
Ladies...which one would be less likely to put me in the dog house?
To be fair, she's talked about getting both recently.
Ladies...which one would be less likely to put me in the dog house?
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Nov 24, 2009 11:39pm
I don't think its bad if that's what she asked for
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Nov 24, 2009 11:45pm
Ummmmm, I think either one is going to put you there. Talking about getting a steam cleaner or an elliptical machine for her is great - getting them for her Christmas is a disaster waiting to happen. So essentially you're telling her she a) isn't a good enough house keeper, or b) too fat. I'd seriously re-think this idea.sherm03 wrote: Is it bad that I'm seriously considering getting my fiancee either a steamer vacuum cleaner or an elliptical machine?
To be fair, she's talked about getting both recently.
Ladies...which one would be less likely to put me in the dog house?
Darby, you know I love ya, but you have a lot to learn.darbypitcher22 wrote: I don't think its bad if that's what she asked for
Sure, women offer practical suggestions for their Christmas gifts because they have a hard time justifying spending money on themselves for frivolous or luxury items. But that doesn't mean that's what they really WANT for Christmas. I don't speak for all women, but I'd wager a guess that most would agree with me.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Nov 24, 2009 11:46pm
I know I have a lot to learn.
But, if someone tells me they want something, that's what I'm gonna assume they want
But, if someone tells me they want something, that's what I'm gonna assume they want
Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
Nov 24, 2009 11:52pm
But you're not thinking like a woman. Whatever seems reasonable and rational to you is completely idiotic to them. What you have to understand... is whatever you think makes sense... do the opposite.darbypitcher22 wrote: I know I have a lot to learn.
But, if someone tells me they want something, that's what I'm gonna assume they want
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Nov 24, 2009 11:58pm
LOL, Fly4Fun. That's one way to put it. Like I said, I would never ask for jewelry or a massage or anything like that because I can't justify spending good money on something like that. But, in reality, that's what I would most like to have. I know it's confusing (to say the least), but such is the female gender.Fly4Fun wrote:But you're not thinking like a woman. Whatever seems reasonable and rational to you is completely idiotic to them. What you have to understand... is whatever you think makes sense... do the opposite.darbypitcher22 wrote: I know I have a lot to learn.
But, if someone tells me they want something, that's what I'm gonna assume they want
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Nov 25, 2009 12:05am
Sherm... you MUST be joking!!!! Those are surprise gifts to give her when there's not a holiday.sherm03 wrote: Is it bad that I'm seriously considering getting my fiancee either a steamer vacuum cleaner or an elliptical machine?
To be fair, she's talked about getting both recently.
Ladies...which one would be less likely to put me in the dog house?
zammy has great advice... spoil her with something girlie.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Nov 25, 2009 12:10am
That's the one thing I hate about women: its almost impossible for them to be completely rational.
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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Nov 25, 2009 12:37am
I've got a present for your wife, if you know what I mean.
(No one had gone that route yet, though from me, it's not that convincing.)
(No one had gone that route yet, though from me, it's not that convincing.)
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Nov 25, 2009 11:11am
You should be thanking him for not buying you tickets to see the Indians..and you think jewelry is a waste of money???bs1234 wrote: Here's the problem as I see it....
I am a female. I was very clear to my ex what I truly wanted for my birthday, Christmas, etc.
He never would buy it for me.
All I wanted was tickets to go see an Indians game. I would say, that is all I want....
Never happened. So, I would just buy myself gifts and bring them home and tell him to wrap them for me because that is what he bought me for Christmas.
Very, very sad. I guess that's one of the reasons that it states ex.
As a female, I am not into flowers or jewelry. Waste of money to me.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Nov 25, 2009 3:03pm
No joke...and I was also thinking of putting a Cook Book in her stocking. Too far?Apple wrote:Sherm... you MUST be joking!!!! Those are surprise gifts to give her when there's not a holiday.sherm03 wrote: Is it bad that I'm seriously considering getting my fiancee either a steamer vacuum cleaner or an elliptical machine?
To be fair, she's talked about getting both recently.
Ladies...which one would be less likely to put me in the dog house?
zammy has great advice... spoil her with something girlie.
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Nov 25, 2009 3:07pm
Cant go wrong with giving her a "pearl necklace" Ya dig?
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Nov 25, 2009 3:07pm
I'm not findin' these women you're talkin' bout Zam!!zambrown wrote:Sure, women offer practical suggestions for their Christmas gifts because they have a hard time justifying spending money on themselves for frivolous or luxury items.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Nov 25, 2009 3:18pm
Those are good for all occasions, like Friday nightsRotinaj wrote: Cant go wrong with giving her a "pearl necklace" Ya dig?