Here is the ultimate "hangover cocktail" If you have an issue with being hung over a lot when you have things you have to get done or the wife hates when you lounge around all day after a night of hardcore drinking, here is what you can do to turn a hang over day into a very productive day....
First become friends with a nurse or an EMT... Most people know one. There are two things you will need for this cocktail only they have access to and they are not drugs that commonly come up missing so they are usually overlooked and no one gets in trouble... What you need is an I.V. bag (100ccs) of Lactated Ringers, and the drug Thymine. Most hangovers occur because of two major factors. First, the person becomes dehydrated... Thats the nasty sweaty stink you feel in the morning with your mouth dry where you feel like you could drink a river, and your skin feels tight. This is also the reason for the pounding headache... The second is because you body is not breaking down sugars the way it normally does... This is why you feel dizzy, lazy, restless. Inject the bag of Lactated Ringers with the Thymine and this can be done two ways... Either a slow drip over night or a wide pen drip the next morning. The Lactated Ringers has electrolytes in it which replace the ones you drank away. Also the saline solution replaces the lost water in your body. The Thymine is a drug that pretty much does nothing to the body except assist sugar in bonding with cells. This drug is given to alcoholics who have diabetes and their blood sugar drops. <-- Great drug huh?
Next thing you know, after the cocktail has finished its drip, you feel like a million bucks
Its the only full proof hang over remedy...
Or you can drink tons of water, eat a greasy fast food meal and pray for the best... LOL
