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A great way to get men to wash their hands b/4 they leave the mens room!

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4cards

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Jul 30, 2010 1:03 PM
... I've gone into Mens' facilities to take a leak and I'm amazed by the number of dudes that don't wash their hands before going back to either the restaurant or bar..........NOW I found a solution to the problem! If more restaurants had these, shit some dudes would probably never leave!




Thoughts???

I know Fab would hit them! :) & then wash up!
Jul 30, 2010 1:03pm
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thedynasty1998

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Jul 30, 2010 1:20 PM
I'll usually wash my hands if at a restaurant, but that's the only time.

I honestly don't understand the obsession with washing hands after taking a piss if you don't get anything on your hands. I would imagine that one's penis is cleaner than one's hands, so one should probably wash their hands prior to going to the bathroom.
Jul 30, 2010 1:20pm
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Fab4Runner

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Jul 30, 2010 1:25 PM
I'm a big fan of the instant hand sanitizer. I'll wash my hands if I don't have any...but otherwise it's faster and easier (TWSS?).
Jul 30, 2010 1:25pm
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kritzell

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Jul 30, 2010 3:22 PM
Who's that wimpy looking guy in Fab's avatar? Where's da goat??
Jul 30, 2010 3:22pm
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sherm03

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Jul 30, 2010 4:13 PM
Do you wash your hands every time you scratch your knee?

I don't piss on my hands, so I don't feel the need to wash my hands after taking a piss.
Jul 30, 2010 4:13pm
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yobro08

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Jul 30, 2010 4:19 PM
why wash my hands urine is sterile
Jul 30, 2010 4:19pm
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GOONx19

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Jul 30, 2010 4:50 PM
My hands are outside being exposed to the elements all day long. My package is sitting comfy in a clean pair of underwear. If anything, I feel like I should wash my johnson when I get done touching it.
Jul 30, 2010 4:50pm
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Jul 30, 2010 5:34 PM
sherm03;436986 wrote:Do you wash your hands every time you scratch your knee?

I don't piss on my hands, so I don't feel the need to wash my hands after taking a piss.

+1
Jul 30, 2010 5:34pm
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Jul 30, 2010 5:59 PM
sherm03;436986 wrote:Do you wash your hands every time you scratch your knee?

I don't piss on my hands, so I don't feel the need to wash my hands after taking a piss.

If your a pissing in a urinal you are pissing on your hands. Tiny piss particles are splashing back off the urinal. So small your sense of touch can't detect them. Just sayin.
Jul 30, 2010 5:59pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jul 30, 2010 6:35 PM
majorspark;437090 wrote:If your a pissing in a urinal you are pissing on your hands. Tiny piss particles are splashing back off the urinal. So small your sense of touch can't detect them. Just sayin.

My dick is so small, my wife's sense of touch can't detect it.
Jul 30, 2010 6:35pm
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Jul 30, 2010 6:39 PM
majorspark;437090 wrote:If your a pissing in a urinal you are pissing on your hands. Tiny piss particles are splashing back off the urinal. So small your sense of touch can't detect them. Just sayin.

I prefer to use the toilet because I don't want any of the gays looking over at my cock.
Jul 30, 2010 6:39pm
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Jul 30, 2010 6:44 PM
sherm03;437109 wrote:I prefer to use the toilet because I don't want any of the gays looking over at my cock.

I will say that a toilet seat in a men's bathroom is one of the most disgusting things on the planet. If I take a piss in a stall, I will lift the seat up with my foot.
Jul 30, 2010 6:44pm
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Jul 30, 2010 6:48 PM
yobro08;436992 wrote:why wash my hands urine is sterile

true, urine is sterile inside the body, but it picks up bacteria while traveling out of the urethra...so urine that hits the toilet (or girls faces if your R Kelly) is not sterile
Jul 30, 2010 6:48pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Jul 30, 2010 7:08 PM
My cock is usually the cleanest thing I touch inside a public restroom.
Jul 30, 2010 7:08pm
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Jul 30, 2010 7:28 PM
I just wash my hands in the urinal when I flush.
Jul 30, 2010 7:28pm
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genghis dong

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Jul 30, 2010 7:39 PM
ernest_t_bass;437112 wrote:I will say that a toilet seat in a men's bathroom is one of the most disgusting things on the planet. If I take a piss in a stall, I will lift the seat up with my foot.

I just piss on the seat. Shrem your wife said they would have to be alot closer than that to see it.
Jul 30, 2010 7:39pm
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Jul 30, 2010 8:58 PM
majorspark;437090 wrote:If your a pissing in a urinal you are pissing on your hands. Tiny piss particles are splashing back off the urinal. So small your sense of touch can't detect them. Just sayin.

which makes me wonder why people piss in the shower haha. if anything i think like someone mentioned, you should wash your hands before you go piss.
Jul 30, 2010 8:58pm
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Jul 30, 2010 9:22 PM
majorspark;437090 wrote:If your a pissing in a urinal you are pissing on your hands. Tiny piss particles are splashing back off the urinal. So small your sense of touch can't detect them. Just sayin.

just sayin, there are tiny little particles of urine and feces on your toothbrush if it is left in the bathroom.
Jul 30, 2010 9:22pm
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hrspeedmerchant

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Jul 30, 2010 9:44 PM
tcarrier32;437186 wrote:just sayin, there are tiny little particles of urine and feces on your toothbrush if it is left in the bathroom.
This is true. It's also why you should always close the toilet lid before flushing. Studies have shown that flushing with the lid up releases dangerous bacteria (including E. coli) up to a distance of SIX FEET.
Jul 30, 2010 9:44pm
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gerb131

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Jul 30, 2010 9:54 PM
Always keep the penis cleanest so I wash my hands each time before and after using the restroom.
Its also fun while drunk pissing in any setting to look over and say nice cock too.
Jul 30, 2010 9:54pm
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sjmvsfscs08

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Jul 31, 2010 7:33 AM
I feel like we need an anonymous poll for this.
Jul 31, 2010 7:33am
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redfalcon

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Jul 31, 2010 6:07 PM
So if I just grabbed my dick and then shook your hand, none of you would have a problem with this?
Jul 31, 2010 6:07pm
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Jul 31, 2010 6:08 PM
sherm03;437109 wrote:I prefer to use the toilet because I don't want any of the gays looking over at my cock.
Don't flatter yourself. Chances are they don't want to look at it either.
Jul 31, 2010 6:08pm
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Jul 31, 2010 6:10 PM
redfalcon;437930 wrote:So if I just grabbed my dick and then shook your hand, none of you would have a problem with this?

i'd have a huge problem with it, i have no idea where your shits been.
Jul 31, 2010 6:10pm
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Aug 1, 2010 9:33 PM
It's not touching your cock that's dirty. It's the doors, etc that are dirty in the restroom. If I have to touch a door handle or anything for that matter I wash up then use paper towel hands to get back out clean.

Plus going into a restroom is just a good opportunity to clean your hands of the rest of the crap you've been touching all day. For example all the hands you've shaken of fuckers who don't wash after touching their cocks...
Aug 1, 2010 9:33pm