ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Jul 21, 2010 8:53pm
justincredible;429379 wrote:Why does his bed have a rail?
his boyfriend has issues with falling outta bed while hes sleeping.
Firad
Posts: 1,525
Jul 21, 2010 9:22pm
All those Monster energy drinks he has on his shelf and the others he probably drinks will kill him before tee-ball does.
Mr. 300
Posts: 3,090
Jul 21, 2010 9:22pm
What a candyarse!!! We throw partially deflated basketballs and rubber balls at out boys for batting practice. This kid is a huge pansy.
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yobro08
Posts: 237
Jul 21, 2010 9:42pm
what a fag
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jul 21, 2010 9:46pm
The real culprit is probably too much masturbation
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Swamp Fox
Posts: 2,218
Jul 21, 2010 9:53pm
I've been in education for well over 40 years and every now and then you see this type of thing. This is strictly a money grab and I would feel sorry for this kid, but his comments sound like he is reading from a prepared script. Can you spell enable?
Strapping Young Lad
Posts: 2,453
Jul 21, 2010 11:27pm
"More artistic than athletic", HAHA. Why did they need to throw that little dig in there? And I don't think I'd bang his mom. Maybe 15 years ago, though.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Jul 22, 2010 6:04am
ccrunner609;429566 wrote:
a broken finger running laps in a gym
ur doing it wrong.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jul 22, 2010 7:30am
..But remember, vollybaseball is a sport
of violence, exclusion and degradation.
So, when you're picking players in gym class,
remember to pick the bigger,
stronger kids for your team. That way, you can all gang up
on the weaker ones, like."Tyler"
of violence, exclusion and degradation.
So, when you're picking players in gym class,
remember to pick the bigger,
stronger kids for your team. That way, you can all gang up
on the weaker ones, like."Tyler"
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Jul 22, 2010 9:06am
I could *MAYBE* understand if the vball was being pitched to them. But off a tee? Give me a break!
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 22, 2010 9:36am
Mom's gotta rack!
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wildcat87
Posts: 96
Jul 22, 2010 9:48am
I am laughing my you know what off right now. I am a P.E. teacher and love all the great responses I am reading. The funny thing is I deal with this kind of reaction from parents everyday. If little Johnny or suzie gets hurt in anything we do they are always trying to find something we did wrong. All of these instances is why we have the obesity problems we have in this country. Too many titty sucking babies!!!!
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jul 22, 2010 9:54am
This can only haunt him later in life:
Tyler: hi I am Tyler Strickland I am here to interview for the job opening I saw advertised.
Interviewer: Tyler Strickland? Tyler Strickland, why is that name so familiar? Oh wait aren't you the kid who dislocated his arm or something playing t-ball?
Tyler: yeah that's me.
Interviewer: Uhmmm sorry kid the position has been filled, but hold on I want my secretary to get my picture with you. I can't believe I am meeting you. We used to make fun of you all the time. By the way if you mom isn't still seeing that pussy firefighter tell her to give me a call, OK?
Tyler: hi I am Tyler Strickland I am here to interview for the job opening I saw advertised.
Interviewer: Tyler Strickland? Tyler Strickland, why is that name so familiar? Oh wait aren't you the kid who dislocated his arm or something playing t-ball?
Tyler: yeah that's me.
Interviewer: Uhmmm sorry kid the position has been filled, but hold on I want my secretary to get my picture with you. I can't believe I am meeting you. We used to make fun of you all the time. By the way if you mom isn't still seeing that pussy firefighter tell her to give me a call, OK?
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mella
Posts: 647
Jul 22, 2010 10:16am
In her pants.Tiernan;429769 wrote:Mom's gotta rack!
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mella
Posts: 647
Jul 22, 2010 10:21am
We had a kid in one of our high schools who was running sprints, stuck out his hands to slow down when he reached the end of the hall and broke both wrists when he hit the wall. I think we should ban walls.
MANAZE
Posts: 1,055
Jul 22, 2010 10:38am
I bet his stepdaddy beat him to bad one day and they are jus trying to cover it up.
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~U~
Posts: 99
Jul 22, 2010 12:10pm
If he did that much damage to himself how come he did not report it at the time? My guess, little Tyler hurt himself doing something like riding his dirt bike (see his poster) and didn't want to tell mom. Mom seems like the type if she found out he hurt himself on his bike the bike would be gone.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jul 22, 2010 12:20pm
^^^^
A more likely scenario. Any way you cut it, he's a huge puss
A more likely scenario. Any way you cut it, he's a huge puss
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jul 22, 2010 1:59pm
...I'm thinking this kid hurts himself by skateboarding or something he shouldn't have been doing and this way the medical bills will be handled by sueing the school.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 22, 2010 2:05pm
Ya do hafta admit that T-ball kinda sucks. I mean c'mon Coach Pitch is safe for kids and it definitely transfers skills to baseball better than T-ball.
End of Line
Posts: 6,867
Jul 22, 2010 2:24pm
I Wear Pants;429184 wrote: Dodgeball is not dangerous or scary. And tee-ball should only be banned for people older than 8.
This.
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Jul 22, 2010 3:08pm
OMG how ridiculous! The more I look at the picture, the harder I laugh. He's BEDRIDDEN because of shoulder surgery???? And check out the shelves - - - it looks like he's saved each and every can from when he's lived on the wild side and drank an energy drink!!! bwahahahaha Seriously, the parents are ridiculous and, frankly, if I had the misfortune of having a child that was that much of a candy ass, well....I don't know what I'd do. The whole "news" story is a joke (except the part about "more artistic than athletic" - that gave me a good laugh).
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jul 22, 2010 4:20pm
^^^^^
zam....where the hell have you been girl? Nice to see you on here posting. Also, your right the kid is a candy ass!
zam....where the hell have you been girl? Nice to see you on here posting. Also, your right the kid is a candy ass!
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jul 22, 2010 5:21pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF_0QUny_h0
The Rock Says He's Gonna Turn That Volleyball Sideways and Stick it Straight Up His Candy Ass!
The Rock Says He's Gonna Turn That Volleyball Sideways and Stick it Straight Up His Candy Ass!
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pinstriper
Posts: 225
Jul 22, 2010 6:52pm
I remember hitting basketballs with bats when I was young, like10 OR 11. We'd pitch them by bouncing them in there, and every now and then some uncoordinated momma's boy would bounce the bat off the ball and into his face. It was classic, and it happened every time we played. Now, hitting a stationary ball off a cone, what kind of pussy do you have to be to tear a shoulder muscle...haha. Unreal.