I am on my weekend bike ride on the Holmes county trail. I decide to head off the trail in the town of Millersburg to visit my wife who is working there and grab some water. To get to my wife's place of work I have to go through an area of town that is lower income and supposedly a place "known" to have a lot of drug users.

I see an all decked out black Cadillac Escilade complete with those spinning hub caps. It pulls out after being parked along side the street and I see a young white person heading into the house where the Cadillac was parked. As the Cadillac headed towards me I notice the driver is a young black male (keep in mind you could count the number of black people living in Millersburg on your right hand).

The first thought that pops into my head is I just witnessed the tail end of a drug deal. Then as the Cadillac is passing me on the opposite side of the street he turns right on a side street. I look at his rear license plates and they are dealer plates. I chuckle to myself and think now that is ironic.

Then I think ah come on this was just some young man out test riding a vehicle he was thinking of purchasing. While doing so he stops to show his friend what he is looking at buying.

I guess I should be signing up for rehab.

I just hope your daughter wasn't hiding in the back seat from you! I keed. I keed.

Probably was a drug deal.

Gosh a ruddies, you just mentally committed de jure segregation!

CenterBHSFan;426287 wrote:Gosh a ruddies, you just mentally committed de jure segregation!

Lol

The Millersburg ghetto? That's some funny shit. Ever since The Grocery Bag closed I get my crack at Birdie's or Rhodie's. It beats the drive up drug deal with someone test driving a ride from Chuck Nicholson's Superstore.

^^^ Birdies closed down several years ago but if you your looking for a fix there's a few amish markets that sell it just a few miles east

^^^ Birdies closed down several years ago but if you your looking for a fix there's a few amish markets that sell it just a few miles east

In Berlin?

THE4RINGZ;426299 wrote:In Berlin?

The amish ghetto

I thought all the loose Amish girls were from Walnut Creek.

I seen a few amish girls hangin' out at the marathon in WC late at night about a month ago when I was up there. I assume the Carlisle Inn starts getting busy about 1am

Bio are you from Holmes County?

I prefer the Wilmont and Winesburg gals BTW. I love a chick in a lighted buggy.

THE4RINGZ;426316 wrote:Bio are you from Holmes County?

I prefer the Wilmont and Winesburg gals BTW. I love a chick in a lighted buggy.

Yes, moved away 18 years ago

I am partial to an unshowered Swartzentruber girl myself with a dim lantern on the buggy.

Well...this is not how majorspark thought the thread would go.

A dirty footed Swartzie chick is my dream girl. No English, no eye contact and absolute loyalty to her man.

I could do one of those broads way better than her dad or brother ever could. And bonus if we had a kid it most likely wouldn't be a tard.

Tard= no eye contact

Stiffman;426321 wrote:Well...this is not how majorspark thought the thread would go.

No its not. But I will say this some of the finest weed I smoked as a young man was at one of them amish parties out in the pits.

Amish pot = GOAT

THE4RINGZ;426327 wrote:A dirty footed Swartzie chick is my dream girl. No English, no eye contact and absolute loyalty to her man.

I could do one of those broads way better than her dad or brother ever could. And bonus if we had a kid it most likely wouldn't be a tard.

Sounds like you did a little amish raiding back in the day.

THE4RINGZ;426327 wrote:A dirty footed Swartzie chick is my dream girl. No English, no eye contact and absolute loyalty to her man.

I could do one of those broads way better than her dad or brother ever could. And bonus if we had a kid it most likely wouldn't be a tard.

I think the odds of having a "tard", would be greater with you than her brother or dad.

Mind you when I read the title of this thread, I was prepared to go off on Wesley Snipes.

THE4RINGZ;426336 wrote:Amish pot = GOAT

This.

THE4RINGZ;426336 wrote:Amish pot = GOAT

hahaha.

THE4RINGZ;426327 wrote:A dirty footed Swartzie chick is my dream girl. No English, no eye contact and absolute loyalty to her man.

I could do one of those broads way better than her dad or brother ever could. And bonus if we had a kid it most likely wouldn't be a tard.

I wonder if non-Amish area people appreciate this cause it's comedy gold

Mohican00;426417 wrote:I wonder if non-Amish area people appreciate this cause it's comedy gold

Yes, hilarious shit.