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Jul 17, 2010 9:35 PM
I am on my weekend bike ride on the Holmes county trail. I decide to head off the trail in the town of Millersburg to visit my wife who is working there and grab some water. To get to my wife's place of work I have to go through an area of town that is lower income and supposedly a place "known" to have a lot of drug users.

I see an all decked out black Cadillac Escilade complete with those spinning hub caps. It pulls out after being parked along side the street and I see a young white person heading into the house where the Cadillac was parked. As the Cadillac headed towards me I notice the driver is a young black male (keep in mind you could count the number of black people living in Millersburg on your right hand).

The first thought that pops into my head is I just witnessed the tail end of a drug deal. Then as the Cadillac is passing me on the opposite side of the street he turns right on a side street. I look at his rear license plates and they are dealer plates. I chuckle to myself and think now that is ironic.

Then I think ah come on this was just some young man out test riding a vehicle he was thinking of purchasing. While doing so he stops to show his friend what he is looking at buying.

I guess I should be signing up for rehab.
Jul 17, 2010 9:35pm
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Jul 17, 2010 10:24 PM
I just hope your daughter wasn't hiding in the back seat from you! I keed. I keed.
Jul 17, 2010 10:24pm
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Jul 17, 2010 11:14 PM
Probably was a drug deal.
Jul 17, 2010 11:14pm
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Jul 17, 2010 11:17 PM
Gosh a ruddies, you just mentally committed de jure segregation!
Jul 17, 2010 11:17pm
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Jul 17, 2010 11:19 PM
CenterBHSFan;426287 wrote:Gosh a ruddies, you just mentally committed de jure segregation!

Lol
Jul 17, 2010 11:19pm
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Jul 17, 2010 11:26 PM
The Millersburg ghetto? That's some funny shit. Ever since The Grocery Bag closed I get my crack at Birdie's or Rhodie's. It beats the drive up drug deal with someone test driving a ride from Chuck Nicholson's Superstore.
Jul 17, 2010 11:26pm
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Jul 17, 2010 11:33 PM
^^^ Birdies closed down several years ago but if you your looking for a fix there's a few amish markets that sell it just a few miles east
Jul 17, 2010 11:33pm
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Jul 17, 2010 11:36 PM
^^^ Birdies closed down several years ago but if you your looking for a fix there's a few amish markets that sell it just a few miles east

In Berlin?
Jul 17, 2010 11:36pm
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Jul 17, 2010 11:41 PM
THE4RINGZ;426299 wrote:In Berlin?
The amish ghetto
Jul 17, 2010 11:41pm
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Jul 17, 2010 11:46 PM
I thought all the loose Amish girls were from Walnut Creek.
Jul 17, 2010 11:46pm
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Jul 17, 2010 11:51 PM
I seen a few amish girls hangin' out at the marathon in WC late at night about a month ago when I was up there. I assume the Carlisle Inn starts getting busy about 1am
Jul 17, 2010 11:51pm
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Jul 18, 2010 12:02 AM
Bio are you from Holmes County?

I prefer the Wilmont and Winesburg gals BTW. I love a chick in a lighted buggy.
Jul 18, 2010 12:02am
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Jul 18, 2010 12:06 AM
THE4RINGZ;426316 wrote:Bio are you from Holmes County?

I prefer the Wilmont and Winesburg gals BTW. I love a chick in a lighted buggy.
Yes, moved away 18 years ago

I am partial to an unshowered Swartzentruber girl myself with a dim lantern on the buggy.
Jul 18, 2010 12:06am
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Jul 18, 2010 12:10 AM
Well...this is not how majorspark thought the thread would go.
Jul 18, 2010 12:10am
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Jul 18, 2010 12:22 AM
A dirty footed Swartzie chick is my dream girl. No English, no eye contact and absolute loyalty to her man.

I could do one of those broads way better than her dad or brother ever could. And bonus if we had a kid it most likely wouldn't be a tard.
Jul 18, 2010 12:22am
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Jul 18, 2010 12:30 AM
Tard= no eye contact
Jul 18, 2010 12:30am
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Jul 18, 2010 12:30 AM
Stiffman;426321 wrote:Well...this is not how majorspark thought the thread would go.

No its not. But I will say this some of the finest weed I smoked as a young man was at one of them amish parties out in the pits.
Jul 18, 2010 12:30am
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Jul 18, 2010 12:34 AM
Amish pot = GOAT
Jul 18, 2010 12:34am
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Jul 18, 2010 12:37 AM
THE4RINGZ;426327 wrote:A dirty footed Swartzie chick is my dream girl. No English, no eye contact and absolute loyalty to her man.

I could do one of those broads way better than her dad or brother ever could. And bonus if we had a kid it most likely wouldn't be a tard.
Sounds like you did a little amish raiding back in the day.
Jul 18, 2010 12:37am
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Jul 18, 2010 12:38 AM
THE4RINGZ;426327 wrote:A dirty footed Swartzie chick is my dream girl. No English, no eye contact and absolute loyalty to her man.

I could do one of those broads way better than her dad or brother ever could. And bonus if we had a kid it most likely wouldn't be a tard.

I think the odds of having a "tard", would be greater with you than her brother or dad.
Jul 18, 2010 12:38am
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Jul 18, 2010 12:42 AM
Mind you when I read the title of this thread, I was prepared to go off on Wesley Snipes.
Jul 18, 2010 12:42am
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Jul 18, 2010 1:08 AM
THE4RINGZ;426336 wrote:Amish pot = GOAT

This.
Jul 18, 2010 1:08am
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Jul 18, 2010 1:55 AM
THE4RINGZ;426336 wrote:Amish pot = GOAT

hahaha.
Jul 18, 2010 1:55am
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Jul 18, 2010 9:05 AM
THE4RINGZ;426327 wrote:A dirty footed Swartzie chick is my dream girl. No English, no eye contact and absolute loyalty to her man.

I could do one of those broads way better than her dad or brother ever could. And bonus if we had a kid it most likely wouldn't be a tard.

I wonder if non-Amish area people appreciate this cause it's comedy gold
Jul 18, 2010 9:05am
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Jul 18, 2010 12:19 PM
Mohican00;426417 wrote:I wonder if non-Amish area people appreciate this cause it's comedy gold

Yes, hilarious shit.
Jul 18, 2010 12:19pm