Poor Lindsay Lohan............not really

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Fab1b

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Jul 6, 2010 9:15 PM
I feel so sorry for your skank ass.....NOT! 90 days in jail then 90 days inpatient rehab! You still got off light! But I'd still hit it!


http://omg.yahoo.com/news/judge-sends-lohan-to-jail-for-probation-violation/43395?nc
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - A judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan on Tuesday to 90 days in jail and an inpatient rehab program after finding the actress had violated the terms of her probation in a 2007 drug case.

The actress immediately burst into tears after the ruling.
Jul 6, 2010 9:15pm
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Jul 6, 2010 9:16 PM
bish is hideous
Jul 6, 2010 9:16pm
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karen lotz

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Jul 6, 2010 9:20 PM
was so hot

Jul 6, 2010 9:20pm
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Pick6

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Jul 6, 2010 9:38 PM
I guarantee she wont be in there for 90 days
Jul 6, 2010 9:38pm
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Fab1b

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Jul 6, 2010 9:42 PM
Of course she won't be. This needs to be on Vbookie on how long she will actually do!!
Jul 6, 2010 9:42pm
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Jul 6, 2010 9:51 PM
Her facial expressions at the sentencing was priceless. Maybe this will straighten her out. Unfortunately she has too much wear and tear to ever be hot again. Karen's picture was Lohan at her best.
Jul 6, 2010 9:51pm
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Fab1b

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Jul 6, 2010 9:54 PM
I was eating dinner and it was on the in the breakroom so I watched. I thought it was funny when she was pleading her case to the judge to avoid jail, I could really tell the crying was straight up acting crying. Then when the judge laid out the sentence, that was for real crying!!
Jul 6, 2010 9:54pm
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Jul 7, 2010 12:29 AM
I'd have definitely begged-n-groveled for a chance to "hit" Lindsay back in her younger not-blatantly-insane days. Now...I'd just BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!
Jul 7, 2010 12:29am
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Jul 7, 2010 12:55 AM
Keifer Sutherland got 48 days and served them all. He took his punishment like a man. Be it Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, they know how to cry and get sympathy.
Jul 7, 2010 12:55am
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Jul 7, 2010 1:27 AM
Screw that make her do all 90.
Jul 7, 2010 1:27am
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Tiernan

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Jul 7, 2010 8:01 AM
I see a very hot "Women in Prison" movie on the horizon. Can you imagine a scene with her and Megan Fox fighting in the shower over a shiv?
Jul 7, 2010 8:01am
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Jul 7, 2010 8:04 AM
The "jail" she will be in will be like a f*n vacation.
Jul 7, 2010 8:04am
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trackandccrunner

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Jul 7, 2010 8:42 AM
God she was so hot. I'd still probably hit it tho...
Jul 7, 2010 8:42am
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Jul 7, 2010 10:02 AM
...I say tough shit, let he serve the full 90 and then 90 in re-hab. If she violates any conditions of her sentence then she can do a year in the lockup
Jul 7, 2010 10:02am
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Jul 7, 2010 10:05 AM
Her plea to the judge before the sentence shows what a shitty actress she is. So phony, didn't fool anyone.
Jul 7, 2010 10:05am
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Jul 7, 2010 10:21 AM


"I'll be out in 30--trust me" :cool:
Jul 7, 2010 10:21am
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Jul 7, 2010 11:22 AM


Bish
Jul 7, 2010 11:22am
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Jul 7, 2010 11:29 AM
Haha....If you hadn't told me she's bursting into tears in that pic my reaction would have been "OMG, did they really only give me 90 days?!?"

But I guess looking at Keifer and a few others that makes sense. She'll probably do 45 of the 90?

Besides, what does she have better to be doing the next 3 months other than partying? Not like she's had a job in a while, I don't think.
Jul 7, 2010 11:29am
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Jul 7, 2010 12:36 PM
ccrunner609;414042 wrote:

Her back and shoulders look HIDEOUSLY UGLY in this picture.
Jul 7, 2010 12:36pm
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Jul 7, 2010 1:04 PM
CenterBHSFan;414057 wrote:Her back and shoulders look HIDEOUSLY UGLY in this picture.

...You actually were looking at her back & shoulders?.......DAMM! You need to stick to watching gay porn dude :)
Jul 7, 2010 1:04pm
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Jul 7, 2010 1:48 PM
CenterBHSFan;414057 wrote:Her back and shoulders look HIDEOUSLY UGLY in this picture.


so does her face. Cocaine is a helluva drug
Jul 7, 2010 1:48pm
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Jul 7, 2010 1:57 PM
4cards;414102 wrote:...You actually were looking at her back & shoulders?.......DAMM! You need to stick to watching gay porn dude :)

I'm like 99 percent sure that Center's a woman, so if she was looking at things other than back and shoulders, then she should stick to gay porn.

As for the pic, boobs or no boobs, she looks like a broke-down crack whore there. Like to the point where I'd be able to believe that if I walked up to her with a rock, I could tell everyone I got sucked off by Lindsay Lohan.
Jul 7, 2010 1:57pm
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Jul 7, 2010 2:03 PM
I've never understood the fascination with her. She has always looked like a little kid to me and it creeps me out a little when people talk about how hot she is. I feel sorry for her. I know it's all her fault and she's had a million chances nobody else has ever had, but with those parents she never really had a chance. (There are plenty of kids that have it much much worse, but her life is a train wreck and it makes me sad.)
Jul 7, 2010 2:03pm
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Jul 7, 2010 2:58 PM
I don't feel sorry for her at all. She deserves all she is getting and a shit ton more. Would I hit it well yea but I'd leave her with a pack of baby wipes.
Jul 7, 2010 2:58pm