After seeing the sex stories thread, I was surprised that this predominantly male site didn't also have a thread dedicated to poop stories as well (Because lets be honest, poop stories come up as much as sex stories). Sure, poop stories have come up in other threads, but then everyone doesn't get to see them!
It just hit me because I had one of those annoying ass shits where you have to take a shower afterward to be sure you got it all because it decided to stick like a motherfucker. I had no intentions on showering today but I was left with no choice.
Hell, maybe some of your sex stories overlap and also qualify as a poop story (I've heard everything, haha)
So share your pet peeves, your gross stories, whatever you got!
Jul 2, 2010 10:34pm
ernest_t_bass
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ts1227
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 11:25 PMJul 2, 2010 11:25 PM
That what you brought home last night?
Jul 2, 2010 11:25pm
Bio-Hazzzzard
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 11:33 PMJul 2, 2010 11:33 PM
I'll tell you my story later, I gotta go poop!!!
Jul 2, 2010 11:33pm
Heretic
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Sat, Jul 3, 2010 12:26 AMJul 3, 2010 12:26 AM
Do you be trying to get someone to post another damn 2 chicks-1 cup pic? Bout lost my lunch over the one the disappeared off the "nasty sex" thread.
Jul 3, 2010 12:26am
ts1227
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Sat, Jul 3, 2010 12:28 AMJul 3, 2010 12:28 AM
That wasn't the goal. Hopefully no one does that
Jul 3, 2010 12:28am
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Sat, Jul 3, 2010 2:08 AMJul 3, 2010 2:08 AM
I once shit a figure 8, no joke.
Jul 3, 2010 2:08am
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Sat, Jul 3, 2010 11:23 AMJul 3, 2010 11:23 AM
What a shitty thread!
Jul 3, 2010 11:23am
The Equalizer
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Sat, Jul 3, 2010 8:04 PMJul 3, 2010 8:04 PM
I'll s(h)it this out one after yesterday's performance.
Jul 3, 2010 8:04pm
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Sun, Jul 4, 2010 12:06 AMJul 4, 2010 12:06 AM
I shart all the time.
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Sun, Jul 4, 2010 12:38 AMJul 4, 2010 12:38 AM
Nate;409847 wrote:
I had a shit this big once when I was a kid after surgery. It wouldn't flush so I grabbed a spatchula and broke it down to smaller pieces so it would flush. When I was done i threw the spatchula in the neighbors yard, it was dark.
Jul 4, 2010 12:38am
sonofsam
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Sun, Jul 4, 2010 2:32 AMJul 4, 2010 2:32 AM
Nate;409847 wrote:
My dog would eat that... Its pretty damn sexy. One thing is for sure, if you go to prison, have no fear.
