I, with the help of others, realized today that I say fuck like it's my job. One of my friends pointed out to me that I really don't use any other swear words.

So, which one do you guys use the most?

Fuck.

And there's not even a close 2nd

I fucking say fuck probably 30-40 fucking times every single fucking day.


FUCK.

Fuck.

Survey says....

FUCK

Mother Fucker

Shit, I don't know.

This video pretty much sums up my daily vocab.

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I don't swear.....it is very unneeded and just brings down the conversation.

I say "darn-it" a lot.

Fuck

buttermilk

Fuck

i say fuck more than anyone i know
i also say cunt, gdit, and shit(usually with a fuck before or after) quite a bit

weiner

Golly.
Gee-willickers.

Fuck and Shit are probably the two most common, but I do swear quite often with virtually every word considered being profane being used.

Oh, and before anyone enters this thread with the all-too-common "people who cuss show they aren't intelligent" bullshit, if you believe that, you're a fucking idiot. Words are a human invention. Someone decided that fucking-whackass wind tunnel that blasted your house down was called "tornado". Someone decided that the guy who grabbed you in your youth and took you into that back alley should be called a "pedophile". And someone decided that a slang term for what he did to you should be called "fuck". And someone decided that some terms should be randomly considered obscene while others that mean the same fucking thing are legit. And, from time to time, someone decides to change the damn definitions.

There was a time and place where if I said, I "smoked a fag", a person would assume I had a cigarette. Today, I'd be "vulgarly" hinting at sucking dick (or "orally stimulating penis" if "sucking dick" is too "lowbrow" for you). If I was boasting about my prize-winning cock, would you think I'm a farmer with a rooster who won some award at a county fair...or what I just destroyed some bitch (human...not a female dog) with.

So, hey, if you think that not using words that some random dipshit arbitrarily defined as obscene has any impact on the intellect you think you may or may not have, thanks for proving your true lack of intellect. "Oh my stars and garters!!!! This random word is considered bad while this random word that means the exact same thing is considered legit! Well, to be intelligent, I must not use the one which was given the negative connotation!!!"

Damn, this fucking rant deserves it's own "Cool Story, Bro" image!

And to ensure I get what I deserve...

wes_mantooth;396651 wrote:I don't swear.....it is very unneeded and just brings down the conversation.

Fuck you mother fucker. How is that for a conversation.

I'd have to say shit...it's part of the name of my cat, Little Shit.

Shit. Probably one of my top ten words.

Emmett Brown;396905 wrote: How is that for a conversation.

very poor

F bomb

Fuck by a landslide. The old Lewis Black line about saying fuck to buy time to think of other things to say defiantly applies to me. I am an equal opportunity swearer though

Haven't found one worth using the most.