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wes_mantooth

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Jun 21, 2010 3:51 PM
I find it both hilarious and sad when a bar skank uses the line "I'm not usually like this". Is this the worst line ever or would something like "its not you....its me" or do you have a better BAD line?
Jun 21, 2010 3:51pm
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Jun 21, 2010 3:53 PM
Was in Alabama a few years back and some pretty hot chick was like "you ever seen an Alabama starry night" I laughed then looked at the stars.
Jun 21, 2010 3:53pm
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Prost!

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Jun 21, 2010 4:02 PM
I used to coach the women's softball team at work. Once I overheard two of them talking and the one said, "If a guy calls and I don't want to go out with him, I just tell him I can't because my hair hurts".
Jun 21, 2010 4:02pm
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Jun 21, 2010 4:05 PM
can i smell your pussy? No. hmm, must be your feet.
Jun 21, 2010 4:05pm
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Jun 21, 2010 4:10 PM
waiting for skyhook to post LeBron's stats from his worst game.....
Jun 21, 2010 4:10pm
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BORIStheCrusher

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Jun 21, 2010 4:11 PM
"my butt is exit only"

That is a relationship killer for me.
Jun 21, 2010 4:11pm
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Jun 21, 2010 4:21 PM
its not you, its me
Jun 21, 2010 4:21pm
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Jun 21, 2010 4:28 PM
"it's hard for me to concentrate when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants"
Jun 21, 2010 4:28pm
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Manhattan Buckeye

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Jun 21, 2010 4:30 PM
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I'll vote for 'other',

the worst line I've ever heard in person or in a movie/tv is in Vanilla Sky when Cameron Diaz says "I swallowed your cum.That means something."

An awful line, by an awful actress, in an awful film. Cameron Crowe should be hung in stocks for that disaster of a movie.
Jun 21, 2010 4:30pm
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Fab4Runner

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Jun 21, 2010 4:41 PM
wes_mantooth;396366 wrote:I find it both hilarious and sad when a bar skank uses the line "I'm not usually like this".

I believe I've said that about 100 times when we've been boozing.
Jun 21, 2010 4:41pm
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Jun 21, 2010 4:42 PM
"Please, I want to see my family again," is the biggest mood killer for me.
Jun 21, 2010 4:42pm
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berry

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Jun 21, 2010 5:27 PM
Limited success on older women.

"C'mon baby. You're almost horizontal already."
Jun 21, 2010 5:27pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Jun 21, 2010 5:28 PM
"sorry, something came up'
Jun 21, 2010 5:28pm
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Excuse me, Flo?

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Jun 21, 2010 5:28 PM
pnhasbeen;396462 wrote:"sorry, something came up'

that was the plan, but i was suppose to be there bitch!
Jun 21, 2010 5:28pm
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wes_mantooth

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Jun 21, 2010 5:41 PM
Fab4Runner;396431 wrote:I believe I've said that about 100 times when we've been boozing.
Lol...That is true. You did say that a lot along with many, many oral sex references....YOU POTTY MOUTH!
Jun 21, 2010 5:41pm
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Jun 21, 2010 5:58 PM
"my butt is exit only"

if i had a dollar for every time I've heard that. Well, I'd have $2
Jun 21, 2010 5:58pm
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Jun 21, 2010 6:07 PM
I was hammered at a bar on Saturday and met up with this girl I just started dating.............. the next day I pulled the "Sorry I normally don't get that drunk". I wonder how many times I can use that one before she catches on to my ways?
Jun 21, 2010 6:07pm
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Excuse me, Flo?

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Jun 21, 2010 6:16 PM
stroups;396497 wrote:I was hammered at a bar on Saturday and met up with this girl I just started dating.............. the next day I pulled the "Sorry I normally don't get that drunk". I wonder how many times I can use that one before she catches on to my ways?

I never lie about that. Usually, I meet girls when I'm hammered so I think they learn early. Should be proud of your drinking ability.
Jun 21, 2010 6:16pm
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Fab4Runner

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Jun 21, 2010 6:21 PM
The night wildcats and I met our goal was to get hammered. We succeeded and now we're living happily ever after.
Jun 21, 2010 6:21pm
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Jun 21, 2010 6:27 PM
Anything Hateric has to say.
Jun 21, 2010 6:27pm
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Apple

Prost!

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Jun 21, 2010 6:43 PM
mths_2013;396516 wrote:Anything Hateric has to say.

Hateric?
Jun 21, 2010 6:43pm
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Jun 21, 2010 6:46 PM
Jebus, "I Was Mtrulz But Can't Figure Out How To Carry Over My Name Here", that's too sad to even really fire a retort back...
Jun 21, 2010 6:46pm
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Jun 21, 2010 8:58 PM
"Hi, my name is mtrulz, I'm 15 and live with my parents."
Jun 21, 2010 8:58pm
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Jun 21, 2010 9:20 PM
"its not you, its me"

usually followed by some big long explanation that ends in a bullshit excuse
Jun 21, 2010 9:20pm
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Jun 21, 2010 11:51 PM
Who wants to bet that the bar (man)-skank Wes is talking about is himself?
Jun 21, 2010 11:51pm