Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

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Heretic
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Jun 21, 2010 1:23pm
I Wear Pants;395844 wrote:Five dollar pizza. No wait.

That's how.

Yeah. One day a couple weeks ago, a friend and I were sitting around watching sports and getting shitfaced. We decide we're hungry, so he calls his wife and has her bring a pizza. She brings one of those no-wait $5 pizzas from Caesar's. Worst piece of shit pizza I've had in some time. Not even a strong buzz could make it anything more than "well, it's something to eat...I guess" caliber. Fuck Little Caesar's. Little rat-ass bastard...
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Jun 21, 2010 2:47pm
Glory Days;396134 wrote:haha little caeasars is my favorite. pizza hut or east of chicago is an ok substitute. just because its a small chain or mom and pop pizza place doesnt make it automatically better than a large chain. generally the cheese over cooked, the sauce is too thin or too thick, and the cheese will slide off the pizza in one bite.

I will agree that just because it's a mom-and-pop place doesn't automatically make it better. But I find that I tend to like the smaller places more than the chains. Like I said...in Youngstown, I like Wedgewood and Belleria much more than Papa Johns or Dominoes. Down here in Cincy, I found a small place near my house called Sorrento's that is absolutely amazing!

It's all about the crust for me...and I like the homemade crusts at mom-and-pop places better than the frozen pre-panned crusts that get shipped in to the chain places.
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Jun 21, 2010 2:57pm
Mooney44Cards;395822 wrote:Lol the lyrics would be something like:

"We're 12th in line at the drive-in.." and so on down, like 99 bottles of beer. And then:

"OH SHIT THEY FUCKED UP THE ORDER!"

Hahahahaha. I lived right by there for a little over a year and that place had the worst drive thru I've ever used. I remember there was a show coming on in like 10 minutes and I was right by there so I went through and there was 1 car in front of me and it took a good 7 or 8 minutes minutes to get my food. My buddy asked me what took so long and I told him where I went and he was like "Well, you should have known better."
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Jun 21, 2010 3:00pm
Terry_Tate;396267 wrote:Hahahahaha. I lived right by there for a little over a year and that place had the worst drive thru I've ever used. I remember there was a show coming on in like 10 minutes and I was right by there so I went through and there was 1 car in front of me and it took a good 7 or 8 minutes minutes to get my food. My buddy asked me what took so long and I told him where I went and he was like "Well, you should have known better."

I made the mistake every time of ordering my Taco Bell with chicken instead of beef whenever I went there. No exaggeration...they fucked it up and gave me beef EVERY TIME! It's mind boggling because the Wendy's literally right next to it is one of the best Wendy's I've ever gone to (in terms of speed and accuracy at the drive-thru).
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Jun 21, 2010 3:04pm
sherm03;395812 wrote:Belleria and Wedgewood are the SHIT when I'm back in Youngstown.



I laughed so hard during that song.

Mooney, let's write our own about the Combination Taco Bell and KFC in Nor-hood.

As far as I know, the Pizza Hut in Liberty on Belmont is still open, and I think my parents told me a Little Caesar's opened too.


However, when I go home it's always Belleria for me.
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Jun 21, 2010 3:14pm
Glory Days;396134 wrote:haha little caeasars is my favorite. pizza hut or east of chicago is an ok substitute. just because its a small chain or mom and pop pizza place doesnt make it automatically better than a large chain. generally the cheese over cooked, the sauce is too thin or too thick, and the cheese will slide off the pizza in one bite.

The cheese slides off in one bite because its REAL cheese. If you go to Wedgewood you can see the gigantic block of mozzarella being shredded with that huge machine.

Oh and Little Caesar's tastes like sauce and cheese on a cardboard crust.

You know, everyone has their own personal preference. Some people prefer raping little kids. I consider your taste in pizza equally as appalling.
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Jun 21, 2010 8:54pm
Mooney44Cards;396292 wrote:The cheese slides off in one bite because its REAL cheese. If you go to Wedgewood you can see the gigantic block of mozzarella being shredded with that huge machine.

Oh and Little Caesar's tastes like sauce and cheese on a cardboard crust.

You know, everyone has their own personal preference. Some people prefer raping little kids. I consider your taste in pizza equally as appalling.
well, if you like cheese hanging out of your mouth and slapping your chin like some dude's balls, i guess that is the pizza for you.
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slingshot4ever
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Jun 21, 2010 10:21pm
LJ;395744 wrote:no way, the breasticks are pretty damn good

This
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Jun 21, 2010 11:30pm
Theres a combination Pizza Hut - KFC at my college
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Jun 21, 2010 11:44pm
sherm03;395812 wrote:Belleria and Wedgewood are the SHIT when I'm back in Youngstown.



I laughed so hard during that song.

Mooney, let's write our own about the Combination Taco Bell and KFC in Nor-hood.

I seriously every weekend want to burn that god forsaken place to the ground.