I Wear Pants;395844 wrote:Five dollar pizza. No wait.
That's how.
Yeah. One day a couple weeks ago, a friend and I were sitting around watching sports and getting shitfaced. We decide we're hungry, so he calls his wife and has her bring a pizza. She brings one of those no-wait $5 pizzas from Caesar's. Worst piece of shit pizza I've had in some time. Not even a strong buzz could make it anything more than "well, it's something to eat...I guess" caliber. Fuck Little Caesar's. Little rat-ass bastard...