Kind of a play off of my "golfball in the ass" thread


What is the funniest thing you've ever witnessed ? I knw most of these will have some "you had to be there to really apreciate it".....but give it a try.

I have 2 that I can't separate.

#1a Senior year of high school and we were still allowed out for lunch and we stopped at the local pharmacy for some candy as we are walking out there is an S-10 pickup with a bigger kid in the back (he was a jr)....the pickup goes around a curve (not fast at all) and for what reason I'll never know the kid in the back JUMPS out of the back of the truck....in his leather jacket mind you......and lands on his feet and then tries to run his feet as fast as he was going (about 15-20 mph) and goes about 3 steps and propels himself into the fall leafy curb sludge......I've never laughed harder......but I have laughed as hard

#1b In college we were hanging out (about 6 of us) in the library....we didn't belong there but it was Rio Grande and there just isn't much going on for us commuters. We were just being moderate idiots at one of the tables and this weirdo with the spiked hair, fonzee jacket and big ol biker boots comes strutting his way through the library....since he was oh so awesome he was getting his cigs and lighter out as he was about 30 feet from the exit door.....as he is getting his lighter out (and still looking awesome) he trips over this metal casing that is covering wires to the computers that I swear was no more than 1/2 of an inch off the ground......he takes about 5-6 more steps while trying to catch himself but he just makes it worse and finally falls on his face and his cigarettes land on the back of his head.....we all completely lost it and he hurried outside in extreme embarrassment....we had to leave for the guy in charge of the library made us and outside there he stood mad and embarrased as could be smoking a big cig and we just walked right by him dying in laughter.....he could of kicked all of our asses....but not one of us would've cared......we had to skip our next class becasue we couldn't be around each other without laughing.

Harry Dunn throwing the snowball at his date Mary Swanson is my movie fave as I watched that in the actual theatre and I missed pretty much the remainder of the movie.......watching it on video months later I saw the toilet scene for the first time.....I missed it the first time for the snowball

A video of me having sex....I have no skills.

lol.....it's all about the effort wes

wes_mantooth having sex, he has no skills.

sherm's stand-up routine

BORIStheCrusher;394381 wrote:wes_mantooth having sex, he has no skills.

Wait....were you the one armed midget with the camera?

wes_mantooth;394399 wrote:Wait....were you the one armed midget with the camera?

...no he was in the green shoulder pads behind you fido!

if that's a porn for real, i'm gonna need the link or some other means to watch it sent to me via pm. similar to how we handled the clown porn thing.

I'll have to think about the funniest thing/event, but I know the most I ever laughed was with Richard Belzer at a tiny little comedy club back in the 80's. I laughed so hard my side hurt for an hour. He could impersonate Ronald Reagan spot on.

Between my sophomore & junior year in college, I worked for a bank as a repo/collections man on the square in Medina. The bank was at the top of a very steep hill.

It was the dead of winter and my coworkers and I were walking up the hill to work one bitter, cold morning. I'm lagging behind about 20 yards behind my supervisor and another coworker. My supervisor, who is probably about 5 feet tall and just as wide, hits a patch of ice and bites it at the top of the hill.

The whole hill is a sheet of ice and is probably about a 150-200 yard walk from top to bottom. When my supervisor hits the pavement, she lands on her back and proceeds to slide down this hill. I'm almost pissing myself as she is sliding down this hill like a turtle stuck on it's shell doing an old school break dance spin on her back. She made it from top to bottom passing people (myself included) that were walking up the hill on her way. She wasn't hurt but was laughing in hysterics the whole trip down.

j_crazy;394538 wrote:if that's a porn for real, i'm gonna need the link or some other means to watch it sent to me via pm. similar to how we handled the clown porn thing.

If it is a porn Big Mirg has seen it.

Apple;394382 wrote:sherm's stand-up routine

Really? Or are you ripping me? I've been drinking too much today to pick up internet sarcasm...

The funniest thing to happen to me recently wasn't funny to me but it got a big laugh from everyone else. I went to a new seafood restaurant in Seattle. Because the friend who went with me and I sing with Seattle Men's Chorus, we were offered a free lunch. My friend ordered salmon and it arrived on a standard-size plate. I ordered crab legs with all the trimmings. The owner of the restaurant insisted that I get the deluxe serving. You should have seen what the waitress brought me! I have never seen a plate that big or so heaped with food. Everybody else in the restaurant broke out with laughter when they saw it. I must have turned ten shades of red. I just ate my crab legs and got the hell out of there!

Thats you in the window though right? lol

4cards;394477 wrote:...no he was in the green shoulder pads behind you fido!

Thats you in the window though right fourcards?

BTW not a porn its Gary Colemans last movie.

Big_Mirg_ZHS;394745 wrote:Thats gerb in the window, Mr. Big Head likes to watch!!!

fixed it for you!

4cards;394477 wrote:...no he was in the green shoulder pads behind you fido!

That movie could be labeled the funniest thing I have ever seen. Gary Coleman having sex in a bathroom.

I was in California and went to Del Taco for the first time. Was in line behind this skinny husband and his HUUUUUUUUUGE wife. The guy orders a couple tacos and a drink. The woman orders FIVE mondo burritos plus a taco and a drink, their bill was $29. Sat on the other side of the restaurant from them and watched her hammer all that shit down. Funniest and saddest thing I've ever seen.

some good stuff here....

probably the funniest thing I've ever witnessed in person was a few drunk people falling down coming out of a bar.... I know, I know, not that hilarious, but when it looks like they were taken out by military snipers just dropping like flies I couldn't stop laughing

Mine was on my senior trip. A buddy of mine that some of you know, Crab42, (not sure if he has made it over here on not) was on the trip with us. Midweek, after a night of severe drinking and other outstanding activties, 3-4 of us head down to the beach with some ladies that were in the room next door. We are all just laying around shoot the shit when after an hour or so Crab makes his way down from the room. Clearly still hungover/drunk, one of the girls in the group makes a comment about him looking like shit and maybe he should just go back to bed and sleep it off. He gets a little aggitated and starts all this "I'm great" and "I'm better than you" bullshit. In the meantime, these chicks and their friends are talking about high school and cheerleading and about how athletic cheerleaders are. Crab insists he is the most athletic person there and says he can do anything the girls can do and he can do it better. So, one of the girls stands up and does a backflip. Just raises up and flips backwards. Crab throws his towel down and stands up. He takes off his flip flops and tries the backflip....Makes it about half way over. He lands on top of his head. For a second we thought he may have seriously hurt himself. He gets up, grabs his stuff, and without saying a word goes back to the room. We laughed nonstop for an hour.

ugh.....crab is no better than Sean Casey legging out a single with a ball hit to LF