Mooney44Cards
Posts: 2,754
Jun 15, 2010 10:41pm
http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer-officially-announces-it-is-gay,17603/
This shit is hilarious.....I actually like soccer but you can't help but laugh at this shit. lol
This shit is hilarious.....I actually like soccer but you can't help but laugh at this shit. lol
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jun 15, 2010 10:46pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Jun 15, 2010 10:50pm
Its about time....
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mattinctown
Jun 15, 2010 10:51pm
Pretty good stuff 
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jun 15, 2010 10:57pm
Was there even a question?
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FairwoodKing
Posts: 2,504
Jun 15, 2010 10:58pm
I don't doubt that there are a lot of gay soccer players. We gays are in everything. Someday we'll rule the world!!!
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Jun 15, 2010 11:02pm
FairwoodKing;390999 wrote:I don't doubt that there are a lot of gay soccer players. We gays are in everything. Someday we'll rule the world!!!
How will you rule the world? You can't procreate...
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FairwoodKing
Posts: 2,504
Jun 15, 2010 11:08pm
sherm03;391007 wrote:How will you rule the world? You can't procreate...
We don't have to. Straight parents produce enough of us.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jun 15, 2010 11:08pm
Gay sport or gayest sport?
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jun 15, 2010 11:10pm
FairwoodKing;391017 wrote:We don't have to. Straight parents produce enough of us.
That my friend is an oximoron.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Jun 15, 2010 11:12pm
FairwoodKing;391017 wrote:We don't have to. Straight parents produce enough of us.
But now that Soccer has come out of the closet...kids will stay away from it. And that means less of a chance for you people to brainwash the poor little bastards.
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sjmvsfscs08
Posts: 2,963
Jun 15, 2010 11:15pm
sherm03;391007 wrote:How will you rule the world? You can't procreate...
hahahahahahaha
valid point.
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FairwoodKing
Posts: 2,504
Jun 15, 2010 11:23pm
sjmvsfscs08;391035 wrote:hahahahahahaha
valid point.
No, it isn't a valid point. If our own procreation determined our existence, we would not exist. But our straight parents do the work for us. We turn out just fine.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jun 15, 2010 11:24pm
Damn, FairWoodKing just owned the fuck out of you guys.
Mooney44Cards
Posts: 2,754
Jun 15, 2010 11:43pm
hoops23;391045 wrote:Damn, FairWoodKing just owned the fuck out of you guys.
Have you ever argued with a gay dude? They're dramatic as shit.....I wouldn't argue with one, even if it is on the internet.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jun 16, 2010 12:05am
This thread keeps getting funnier!!
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jun 16, 2010 12:06am
Mooney44Cards;391075 wrote:Have you ever argued with a gay dude? They're dramatic as shit.....I wouldn't argue with one, even if it is on the internet.
No, I've never argued with a gay dude.. I've never been in a situation where that would occur.
I have a co-worker who is very openly gay, but dude is funny as shit.
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Jun 16, 2010 12:09am
Hey youse guys...do not even go there...
that stud Cristiano Ronaldo will come over and rough you up...
har.
that stud Cristiano Ronaldo will come over and rough you up...
har.
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Jun 16, 2010 12:10am
har.
Strapping Young Lad
Posts: 2,453
Jun 16, 2010 12:18am
The winner is: Fairwood.
Now when is baseball going to come out??? Any sport that won't be played in the rain???? I mean come on. How gay is that???
Now when is baseball going to come out??? Any sport that won't be played in the rain???? I mean come on. How gay is that???
Jughead
Posts: 1,261
Jun 16, 2010 12:29am
^^If you watched the video, you'd see that the precedent for soccer coming out was the fact that baseball admitted that bunts were gay in 2007. So baseball has admitted that parts of its game are gay.
I love the Onion...nothing compares to the NCAA basketball expansion video however. 4096 team tournament is on its way.
I love the Onion...nothing compares to the NCAA basketball expansion video however. 4096 team tournament is on its way.
Mooney44Cards
Posts: 2,754
Jun 16, 2010 1:03am
Strapping Young Lad;391111 wrote:The winner is: Fairwood.
Now when is baseball going to come out??? Any sport that won't be played in the rain???? I mean come on. How gay is that???
Baseball plays in the rain all the time. In fact, its pretty much like football in that they only call it if its lightning. Way to pay attention to sports. You're awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jun 16, 2010 1:22am
Mooney44Cards;391075 wrote:Have you ever argued with a gay dude? They're dramatic as shit.....I wouldn't argue with one, even if it is on the internet.
fish82
Posts: 4,111
Jun 16, 2010 7:40am
FairwoodKing;391044 wrote:No, it isn't a valid point. If our own procreation determined our existence, we would not exist. But our straight parents do the work for us. We turn out just fine.
Wow...you're gay? I honestly had no idea. It's not like you farking talk about it ad nauseum or anything. Thanks for the heads up!
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hilliardfan
Posts: 193
Jun 16, 2010 8:05am
Football is next.