Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

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Tiernan
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Jun 16, 2010 8:05am
I've been saying this for years and even got a mod-warning on the World Cup thread for pointing out the obvious. I've been vindicated!
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Fly4Fun
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Jun 16, 2010 8:06am
Wait... there are teh gheys on the interwebz? What's next... woman?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
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Laley23
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Jun 16, 2010 9:46am
I LOVE soccer, but this was a long time coming. Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo actually slipped up and didnt make it to the locker room a few years back:

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j_crazy
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Jun 16, 2010 10:03am
man my gaydar is honed.

FYI vuvuzelas are also gay.
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Junior Samples
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Jun 16, 2010 10:58am
Soccer is wildly popular in gay places like Florida and Spain.
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zambrown
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Jun 16, 2010 11:46am
I love the Onion! This story is hilarious! For those who will watch the World Cup anyway, The Onion prepared a primer for those who have little knowledge of the game.

http://www.theonion.com/interactive/the-onion-sports-introduction-to-world-cup-soccer,17558/
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GOONx19
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Jun 16, 2010 11:51am
When this guy's in charge, what do you expect?

[video=youtube;IjynbUNlvWU][/video]
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karen lotz
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Jun 16, 2010 12:01pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WTF?
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sonofsam
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Jun 16, 2010 12:47pm
fish82;391185 wrote:Wow...you're gay? I honestly had no idea. It's not like you farking talk about it ad nauseum or anything. Thanks for the heads up! ;)

I didn't know either...

but i do agree, soccer is gay.
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sonofsam
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Jun 16, 2010 12:49pm
GOONx19;391427 wrote:When this guy's in charge, what do you expect?

[video=youtube;IjynbUNlvWU][/video]


If you look up "fairy boy" this is what should come to mind...
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Mooney44Cards
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Jun 16, 2010 12:52pm
I don't know whats funnier, the original video, the gay referee video, or the fact that some in this thread are (I imagine, genuinely) using it as vindication for their opinion that "soccer sucks".
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sonofsam
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Jun 16, 2010 1:05pm
Mooney44Cards;391523 wrote:I don't know whats funnier, the original video, the gay referee video, or the fact that some in this thread are (I imagine, genuinely) using it as vindication for their opinion that "soccer sucks".

all of the above...