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skank

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Jun 4, 2010 8:34 PM
I was dining out this evening with my wife at a packed Irish Exchange, when the waitress, who was about an 8, was taking our order. As another waitress and a bus boy tried to squeeze by with two large trays of food, my waitress leaned in to make room for them....That's when it happened, the walking by waitress bumped my waitress, and presto....her boobs smushed me in the face. Her initial reaction was a look of shock, but when she realized that I had a smile on my face, she started to laugh and pretty much couldn't stop, after several more tries to take our order, she actually had to say, let me regain my composure and I'll be right back.

A fine dining experience....None finer.
Jun 4, 2010 8:34pm
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skank

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Jun 4, 2010 8:35 PM
I know, I know Coolstory bro, but I at least figured Fab would appreciate this.
Jun 4, 2010 8:35pm
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LJ

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Jun 4, 2010 8:37 PM
Fab would only care if the other waitress walked by and cut your waitress's head off with her own tray
Jun 4, 2010 8:37pm
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skank

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Jun 4, 2010 8:38 PM
LJ;379536 wrote:Fab would only care if the other waitress walked by and cut your waitress's head off with her own tray

Tray....Or rack?
Jun 4, 2010 8:38pm
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Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM
skank;379538 wrote:Tray....Or rack?

What kinda fucked up porn you into bro?
Jun 4, 2010 8:41pm
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Laley23

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Jun 4, 2010 8:41 PM
You shoulda motorboted her! You motorboatin' son of a bitch, you!
Jun 4, 2010 8:41pm
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darbypitcher22

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Jun 4, 2010 8:57 PM
Were they built for speed or for comfort?
Jun 4, 2010 8:57pm
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karen lotz

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Jun 4, 2010 9:07 PM
pics or it didn't happen
Jun 4, 2010 9:07pm
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stationrun

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Jun 4, 2010 9:27 PM
What was your wife's reaction skank?
Jun 4, 2010 9:27pm
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coyotes22

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Jun 4, 2010 9:41 PM
fuck, skank figured out how to sign into the new site?!?!?!?!

goddamnit, there goes this site!!!!
Jun 4, 2010 9:41pm
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Jun 4, 2010 9:42 PM
skank;379534 wrote:I was dining out this evening with my wife at a packed Irish Exchange, when the waitress, who was about an 8, was taking our order. As another waitress and a bus boy tried to squeeze by with two large trays of food, my waitress leaned in to make room for them....That's when it happened, the walking by waitress bumped my waitress, and presto....her boobs smushed me in the face. Her initial reaction was a look of shock, but when she realized that I had a smile on my face, she started to laugh and pretty much couldn't stop, after several more tries to take our order, she actually had to say, let me regain my composure and I'll be right back.

A fine dining experience....None finer.

Jun 4, 2010 9:42pm
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Jun 4, 2010 9:59 PM
What did your wife say when you had a big smile on your face?? :) You should have motorboated her then done both waitresses on the table
Jun 4, 2010 9:59pm
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Jun 4, 2010 10:28 PM
mattinctown;379580 wrote:You should have motorboated her then done both waitresses on the table

While telling your wife to go back to the kitchen and cook your meal.
Jun 4, 2010 10:28pm
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Jun 4, 2010 10:51 PM
What he isn't telling everybody is that the waitress was really a guy and it wasn't boobs that was smushed up against him. And yes, they were both smiling.
Jun 4, 2010 10:51pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Jun 4, 2010 11:13 PM
A Massillon "8" is like a "3" every where else in the world. But hey, cool story bro.
Jun 4, 2010 11:13pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jun 4, 2010 11:15 PM
I was at Irish Exchange tonight but it wasn't packed when i was there ...and there ain't a waitress there thats an 8.. 5 at best.
Jun 4, 2010 11:15pm
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killdeer

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Jun 4, 2010 11:21 PM
hmmmm...
what did you order;

and
how did you tip?
Jun 4, 2010 11:21pm
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hasbeen

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Jun 5, 2010 12:11 AM
I like tits
Jun 5, 2010 12:11am
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skank

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Jun 5, 2010 9:02 AM
stationrun;379562 wrote:What was your wife's reaction skank?

She was laughing too. While the waitress was "regaining her composure", I told my wife I thought it would be funny if, when she came back, I ordered a glass of milk.
Jun 5, 2010 9:02am
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Jun 5, 2010 9:03 AM
coyotes22;379570 wrote:fuck, skank figured out how to sign into the new site?!?!?!?!

goddamnit, there goes this site!!!!

Your wife showed me when she was over the other night, so if your going to be pissed, be pissed at her.
Jun 5, 2010 9:03am
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skank

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Jun 5, 2010 9:04 AM
mattinctown;379580 wrote:What did your wife say when you had a big smile on your face?? :) You should have motorboated her then done both waitresses on the table

The waitress who "hit me", is the only hot waitress in there.
Jun 5, 2010 9:04am
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skank

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Jun 5, 2010 9:05 AM
Al Capone;379619 wrote:What he isn't telling everybody is that the waitress was really a guy and it wasn't boobs that was smushed up against him. And yes, they were both smiling.

Only you would take a beautiful experience like this and turn it into a homosexual event....But, I guess if that's all you know.
Jun 5, 2010 9:05am
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skank

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Jun 5, 2010 9:09 AM
THE4RINGZ;379630 wrote:A Massillon "8" is like a "3" every where else in the world. But hey, cool story bro.

I believe YOUR grading scale is a little different than mine, as I don't allow for barn yard animals in mine....see, that's where you get the curve.
Jun 5, 2010 9:09am
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Jun 5, 2010 9:51 AM
My grading scale for women I encounter in restaurants and grocery stores and church and all the other places I may find myself, is always adjusted to reflect what the woman I encounter has given me for a grade on first impression. There are 8's and then there are 8's. There are also threes.
Jun 5, 2010 9:51am