OUCH!!! Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game

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Apple
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Jun 3, 2010 11:51pm
Poor kid... will always be a one ball man from now on.

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Let me say it first... THUGS!
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Curly J
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Jun 4, 2010 12:01am
Whatever happen to good ol' ass grabbin' ??? I don't remember anyone ever losing an ass check from that !
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tuskytuffguy
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Jun 4, 2010 12:03am
It's kids' stupidity like this that ruins things for everyone else. I'm sure there will be some rule put in place to deter this behavior.

This past summer, my local school district threw two options out to curb "de-pantsing". Either go the school uniform route, or wear jeans all year. Naturally, it being a public school, we parents went nuts over the thought of uniforms. So, it was jeans all year.
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sjmvsfscs08
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Jun 4, 2010 12:07am
What a fucking dumbass. He doesn't deserve either of the balls. No one that dumb should be allowed to procreate.
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Jun 4, 2010 1:36am
"It's just gotten way out of control," said Dr. Scott Wheeler, a urologist in Brainerd, Minn. who says he performs three to four surgeries a year on boys with ruptured testicles and other complications as a result of “sack tapping.”

"All parents, you need to have this talk with your kids not to do it. It's lost its humor. It's not a game anymore. People get hurt," he added.



I bet Dr. Wheeler never thought he would become the world expert on sack tapping when he graduated from medical school.
I guess we all have our calling.


Expect Oprah and Dr. Phil to come calling next.
Then a segment on 'The View' where Joy will make some crazy off-color joke.
Next comes a full segment on 20:20..."tonight...Sack Tapping...where will it end"

just start wearing a cup, boys.
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karen lotz
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Jun 4, 2010 1:38am
What a bitch. Take it like a man.
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End of Line
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Jun 4, 2010 1:56am
I remember doing this to people as a joke back in the day but, damn this is some serious shit.
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Swamp Fox
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Jun 4, 2010 2:20am
Just file it under "What in the Hell is going on in this society today?
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friendfromlowry
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Jun 4, 2010 2:42am
Someone commented on the article best: Literally one step closer to stopping the morons from procreating.
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jmog
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Jun 4, 2010 8:25am
Too bad all these morons didn't lose both so they can't create little morons.

Oh wait, did I just "say" that out loud? I thought it was only in my head.

Maybe I'm just too "conservative" but man, if a couple morons had tried to get this "game" going when I was in HS, I would have said they were morons and the first one that "tapped" me was getting their butt kicked.
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Jun 4, 2010 8:26am
tough break....... I bet the tea baggers won't even want him now.
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Jun 4, 2010 2:16pm
that had to hurt...

and he'll never ever get laid again.
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j_crazy
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Jun 4, 2010 2:18pm
EPIC LULZ!
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Jun 4, 2010 2:20pm
darbypitcher22;379206 wrote: and he'll never ever get laid again.

One nut means you can't have sex? Or does he just qualify for your 'douchbag' column?
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Strapping Young Lad
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Jun 4, 2010 3:13pm
I pity the fool who ever taps my sack so hard that I have to get my ball amputated (joke? anyone?). WTF???
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Jun 4, 2010 3:20pm
What's the capital of Thailand?
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Gameover
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Jun 4, 2010 3:28pm
Bigred1995;379288 wrote:What's the capital of Thailand?


Uni Ball? :D
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Jun 4, 2010 4:19pm
My nuts ache after reading that article.
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GoChiefs
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Jun 4, 2010 4:22pm
mths_2013;379333 wrote:My nuts ache after reading that article.

How the hell do they ache? They probably haven't even dropped yet!
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mths_2013
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Jun 4, 2010 4:24pm
^^You wouldn't understand, you prolli don't have any.
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GoChiefs
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Jun 4, 2010 4:27pm
SMH. Yet another failed attempt at humor from mtrulz.
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mths_2013
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Jun 4, 2010 4:34pm
^^I'm not trying to be funny. It's a proven fact that you don't have any.
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GoChiefs
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Jun 4, 2010 4:36pm
mths_2013;379369 wrote:^^I'm not trying to be funny. It's a proven fact that you don't have any.

You haven't seen my nuts quier. Think before you post!
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Jun 4, 2010 5:18pm
First of this is insane why in the world would you want to tap another dudes nuts? If this went on at my school you would have got knocked the fuck out!
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I Wear Pants
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Jun 4, 2010 5:27pm
LOL at the comments on the news article calling for new laws preventing this.