darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jun 4, 2010 5:47pm
I'm pretty sure you can have sex with one ball.
i'm also convinced any halfway decent looking girl he decides to shack up with will take one look at it and be grossed out
i'm also convinced any halfway decent looking girl he decides to shack up with will take one look at it and be grossed out
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Jun 4, 2010 11:09pm
he can get a prosthetic so he can walk the walk...
the sole survivor will just have to do all the work.
and, no...i am not speaking from personal experience.
the sole survivor will just have to do all the work.
and, no...i am not speaking from personal experience.
mths_2013
Posts: 269
Jun 5, 2010 12:20am
GoChiefs;379373 wrote:You haven't seen my nuts quier. Think before you post!
I'm glad I never attempted because I wouldn't find anything anyway.
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Jun 5, 2010 12:26am
why...oh why couldn't the Tapper have invaded Miami Trace and tracked down mtrulz?!?!?!
we would all sleep better at night if we knew that a douche like that was sterile!
we would all sleep better at night if we knew that a douche like that was sterile!
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Jun 5, 2010 12:31am
killdeer;379683 wrote:why...oh why couldn't the Tapper have invaded Miami Trace and tracked down mtrulz?!?!?!
we would all sleep better at night if we knew that a douche like that was sterile!
I don't think he will ever be given the opportunity to reproduce. What kind of girl is gonna want anything to do with him? And if he does meet someone that desperate, he will cream his pants before she has her pants off.
mths_2013
Posts: 269
Jun 5, 2010 12:40am
^^I've been in more relationships in high school than you prolli ever have.
mths_2013
Posts: 269
Jun 5, 2010 12:40am
killdeer;379683 wrote:why...oh why couldn't the Tapper have invaded Miami Trace and tracked down mtrulz?!?!?!
we would all sleep better at night if we knew that a douche like that was sterile!
I'd still post on here.
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Jun 5, 2010 12:43am
^^^^^hmmmmm...sad, oh so sad.......................
mths_2013
Posts: 269
Jun 5, 2010 12:44am
^^For you.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Jun 5, 2010 12:50am
you only have 2 hands correct?mths_2013;379691 wrote:^^I've been in more relationships in high school than you prolli ever have.
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Jun 5, 2010 8:40am
Can you really tell that much? I assume they removed the testicle from the sack. They didn't remove half his sack.
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FairwoodKing
Posts: 2,504
Jun 5, 2010 5:37pm
OK, maybe I'm more naive than I believe I am, but what is tapping? I never heard of it before.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Jun 5, 2010 6:11pm
hitting nuts with hand..
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jun 5, 2010 6:18pm
Tap-ping: Smacking of the Nut Sack with ones hand. Often results in 1 of 2 outcomes; 1) the victim immediately grasping his sack and clutching to the ground whilst in the fetal position or 2) the victim becoming infuriated and beating the shit out of the "tapper".
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FairwoodKing
Posts: 2,504
Jun 5, 2010 7:36pm
In my day, if a boy did that he would immediately be branded as "queer" and would be ostracized by the rest of the school. Oh, well, I guess times have changed.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jun 5, 2010 7:38pm
Tapping isn't cool.
Instant grounds for an ass beating, imo.
Instant grounds for an ass beating, imo.
mths_2013
Posts: 269
Jun 5, 2010 8:57pm
karen lotz;379700 wrote:you only have 2 hands correct?
SMH