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Heretic

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May 18, 2010 9:43 AM
Father of the Year candidate here!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100518/ap_on_re_us/us_baby_for_beer;_ylt=Aj3YlrGNkf6i8QRQrzC6YdiOe8UF;_ylu=X3oDMTM1YTZlcXRsBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwNTE4L3VzX2JhYnlfZm9yX2JlZXIEY2NvZGUDbW9zdHBvcHVsYXIEY3BvcwM0BHBvcwM0BHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcmllcwRzbGsDbWFzc21hbmFjY3Vz

Seriously...only a couple 40s. If I'm trading my child away, I at least want a 12-pack of some good "beer snob" brew. SMH...
May 18, 2010 9:43am
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
May 18, 2010 9:46 AM
Ain't nuttin like sum Colt 45
May 18, 2010 9:46am
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jmog

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6,567 posts
May 18, 2010 9:56 AM
Imagine that, the mother was inside buying cigs while the dad was trying to trade the baby for beer.
May 18, 2010 9:56am
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BR1986FB

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24,104 posts
May 18, 2010 10:08 AM
Why was I expecting to open that link and see a mugshot of Homer Simpson?
May 18, 2010 10:08am
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fortfan

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339 posts
May 18, 2010 10:20 AM
What a life!
May 18, 2010 10:20am
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cbus4life

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2,849 posts
May 18, 2010 10:22 AM
Completely agree with the husband.

Might have asked for a little more beer, but still, a decent trade, IMO.
May 18, 2010 10:22am
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se-alum

The Biggest Boss

13,948 posts
May 18, 2010 10:26 AM
Not sure why the mother being inside buying cigarettes is relevant to the story.
May 18, 2010 10:26am
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Mohican00

Dirty White Boy

3,394 posts
May 18, 2010 10:31 AM
Heretic wrote: Father of the Year candidate here!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100518/ap_on_re_us/us_baby_for_beer;_ylt=Aj3YlrGNkf6i8QRQrzC6YdiOe8UF;_ylu=X3oDMTM1YTZlcXRsBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwNTE4L3VzX2JhYnlfZm9yX2JlZXIEY2NvZGUDbW9zdHBvcHVsYXIEY3BvcwM0BHBvcwM0BHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcmllcwRzbGsDbWFzc21hbmFjY3Vz

Seriously...only a couple 40s. If I'm trading my child away, I at least want a 12-pack of some good "beer snob" brew. SMH...
Agreed. As far as human currency goes, younger children usually bring the largest return. If the kid were say, 5, he'd be lucky to pull a sixer of Schlitz
May 18, 2010 10:31am
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thavoice

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14,376 posts
May 18, 2010 10:35 AM
What good is beer if you dont have your children to go fetch it for ya when ur too drunk to walk? Or too lazy
May 18, 2010 10:35am
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Bigred1995

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1,042 posts
May 18, 2010 10:56 AM
I can only imagine what he said to his wife before she went into the store, probably something on the lines of...

"...Smokes and road beers. Be quick."
May 18, 2010 10:56am
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ernest_t_bass

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May 18, 2010 11:03 AM
Fab1b wrote: Ain't nuttin like cum
Gross
May 18, 2010 11:03am
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bigkahuna

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4,454 posts
May 18, 2010 2:21 PM
^^^ LOL
May 18, 2010 2:21pm
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jmog

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May 18, 2010 2:57 PM
se-alum wrote: Not sure why the mother being inside buying cigarettes is relevant to the story.
It just adds to the "white trash" element of the story, that is all :).
May 18, 2010 2:57pm
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Fab1b

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May 18, 2010 3:30 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote:
Fab1b wrote: Ain't nuttin like cum
Gross
Asshole
May 18, 2010 3:30pm
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THE4RINGZ

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16,816 posts
May 18, 2010 3:40 PM
The guy is a poor father and a poor negotiator

Any kid is worth a 30 pack minimum
May 18, 2010 3:40pm
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Fab1b

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12,949 posts
May 18, 2010 3:42 PM
That dude would of had to throw in some hostess fruit pies as well!!
May 18, 2010 3:42pm
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ernest_t_bass

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May 18, 2010 4:49 PM
:D
May 18, 2010 4:49pm
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rookie_j70

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677 posts
May 18, 2010 6:08 PM
wow.... i saw a guy in my town who was riding his bike down the street. had the case of natty in the baby seat and was his kid (maybe 5 or 6) was riding on the handlebars
May 18, 2010 6:08pm