Delonte is banging LeMom!

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just_a_swimmer's avatar
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May 15, 2010 9:05am
I actually meant I would give LBJ a pass. For his performance in game 5 that is.

I just watched my DVR replay and as LBJ walked off the floor he kissed his mom and kept walking off the floor, right behind him was Mo. Gloria grabbed him and held his head in her hands looked into his eyes and laid a nice kiss on him too. Hmmmm maybe it was Mo doing Gloria and not Delonte.......
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wes_mantooth
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May 15, 2010 9:08am
My question is....

why on earth would anyone wanna do Gloria? There are plenty of other trashy, coked out females that are a hell of a lot better looking than her.
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bases_loaded
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May 15, 2010 9:11am
just_a_swimmer wrote: I actually meant I would give LBJ a pass. For his performance in game 5 that is.

I just watched my DVR replay and as LBJ walked off the floor he kissed his mom and kept walking off the floor, right behind him was Mo. Gloria grabbed him and held his head in her hands looked into his eyes and laid a nice kiss on him too. Hmmmm maybe it was Mo doing Gloria and not Delonte.......
Mo isn't bum fuck crazy like Delonte...to bang gloria, you have to be bum fuck crazy
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Nate
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May 15, 2010 9:26am
bases_loaded wrote:
just_a_swimmer wrote: I actually meant I would give LBJ a pass. For his performance in game 5 that is.

I just watched my DVR replay and as LBJ walked off the floor he kissed his mom and kept walking off the floor, right behind him was Mo. Gloria grabbed him and held his head in her hands looked into his eyes and laid a nice kiss on him too. Hmmmm maybe it was Mo doing Gloria and not Delonte.......
Mo isn't bum fuck crazy like Delonte...to bang gloria, you have to be bum fuck crazy
This. When Gloria gets a sore on her lip, we will know for sure.
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May 15, 2010 9:27am
wes_mantooth wrote: My question is....

why on earth would anyone wanna do Gloria? There are plenty of other trashy, coked out females that are a hell of a lot better looking than her.
Maybe she gave him a hummer.
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BRF
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May 15, 2010 1:21pm
Now that's funny! Nice one, GoPens!
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May 15, 2010 4:28pm



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May 15, 2010 4:33pm
Yeah, I'm not going to talk about anybody's family.. That shit ain't cool

But this story is bullshit.
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Al Capone
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May 15, 2010 7:55pm
Maybe she's banging the whole team.
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skank
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May 15, 2010 8:09pm
Al Capone wrote: Maybe she's banging the whole team.
She being your mom?
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sportswizuhrd
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May 15, 2010 10:10pm
wes_mantooth wrote: My question is....

why on earth would anyone wanna do Gloria? There are plenty of other trashy, coked out females that are a hell of a lot better looking than her.
And how many have you have been with??
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May 18, 2010 9:20pm
Not sure how many people listen to The Fan in Columbus, but today the Common Man says that he knows someone who works for ESPN and he spoke to him and his buddy said that Lebron's "team" called ESPN (or ABC) and told them that if they report anything regarding this rumor Lebron will boycott doing any interviews with them ever again.

Not that that gives it any more credibility, but one had to wonder why ESPN and the others weren't discussing the rumor.
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BR1986FB
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May 18, 2010 9:28pm
thedynasty1998 wrote: Not sure how many people listen to The Fan in Columbus, but today the Common Man says that he knows someone who works for ESPN and he spoke to him and his buddy said that Lebron's "team" called ESPN (or ABC) and told them that if they report anything regarding this rumor Lebron will boycott doing any interviews with them ever again.

Not that that gives it any more credibility, but one had to wonder why ESPN and the others weren't discussing the rumor.
To be honest, I think it might be true. I know that early reports were downplayed but has Lebron or Delonte come out and said it's not true?

I'll give the Celtics props for being the better team but something was just fishy about how he took a dive in game 5.
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May 18, 2010 9:36pm
This would for surely be an OIC moment if it is true.

Team takes a dive because star player finds bench player nailing his mom.
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thedynasty1998
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May 18, 2010 9:58pm
This would explain game 5. I guess one could say you don't let it affect you, but at the same time, your boy is banging your mom?

I will say this is the only logical explanation for what I saw in game 5.
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May 18, 2010 10:06pm
sportswizuhrd wrote:
wes_mantooth wrote: My question is....

why on earth would anyone wanna do Gloria? There are plenty of other trashy, coked out females that are a hell of a lot better looking than her.
And how many have you have been with??
lost count....but that is the qualities that I look for in a lady.
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May 18, 2010 10:07pm
Wouldn't surprise me at all...Delonte looked "different" in games 4, 5, and 6 more-so than any other player did.

He was a turnover machine in I think game 5..mighta been game 6.
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berry
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May 18, 2010 10:11pm
Do the Cavs really need another player with the crab dribble?
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May 18, 2010 10:20pm
berry wrote: Do the Cavs really need another player with the crab dribble?
Fucking dick.

Not only did I spit on the screen, but I knocked the cup over thinking I could catch what I spit out or something.
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May 18, 2010 10:47pm
This is crazy! If I were Lebron, I would beat Delonte's head in. Then again, Delonte is know for carrying concealed weapons. ? !
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May 20, 2010 12:44am
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May 20, 2010 5:56pm
Gotta love Cleveland.
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May 20, 2010 10:41pm
newarkcatholicfan wrote: I love riding Cock.
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May 20, 2010 10:46pm
karen lotz wrote:
newarkcatholicfan wrote: I love riding Cock.
Come on NCF. TMI!
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May 20, 2010 10:48pm
I used to have this saying... as long as it's warm, tight, and doesn't talk to me afterwards. Meatloaf made the rule that two out of three ain't bad. Soooo, as long as she had two out of those three going on, Delonte is cool.