An Elephant never forgets

Home Archive Serious Business An Elephant never forgets
bases_loaded's avatar

bases_loaded

Senior Member

6,912 posts
May 13, 2010 11:15 AM
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University ....
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife,

after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.



Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and

walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.

The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure.

He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs

and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.



Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.
May 13, 2010 11:15am
J

June18

Senior Member

298 posts
May 13, 2010 11:28 AM
good stuff!!!
May 13, 2010 11:28am
W

wizecracker

Senior Member

139 posts
May 13, 2010 11:29 AM
haha awesome!
May 13, 2010 11:29am
B

baseballstud24

Senior Member

547 posts
May 13, 2010 11:44 AM
lol...I believed it until like the last two lines...and I started to think to my self "Oh noooooo"...By the time I could comprehend what I was thinking, I was laughing out loud.
May 13, 2010 11:44am
j_crazy's avatar

j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
May 13, 2010 11:57 AM
i've hear it before, it never gets old.
May 13, 2010 11:57am
M

mattinctown

May 13, 2010 4:46 PM
Awesome, I thought it was a true story as well until the end.
May 13, 2010 4:46pm
N

Nate

Formerly Known As Keebler

3,949 posts
May 13, 2010 4:52 PM
ROFLMAO
May 13, 2010 4:52pm
Heretic's avatar

Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
May 13, 2010 4:52 PM
Awesome! I'm reading it and thinking..."Man, this is some lame modern retake of one of Aesop's Fables." And then I got to the end. And laughed. My day is happier, now.
May 13, 2010 4:52pm
Thread Bomber's avatar

Thread Bomber

Message Board Terrorist

1,851 posts
May 13, 2010 4:59 PM
It would have ended up better with the elephant sodomizing the man.....
May 13, 2010 4:59pm
Red_Skin_Pride's avatar

Red_Skin_Pride

Senior Member

1,226 posts
May 13, 2010 7:08 PM
haha that shit is hilarious. Nicely done.
May 13, 2010 7:08pm