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She's sweet sixteen and never been kissed. Never!

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gorocks99

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May 12, 2010 12:44 PM
With all apologies to those of you abstaining from kissing.

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May 12, 2010 12:44pm
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Little Danny

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May 12, 2010 12:46 PM
This looks dated, perhaps from the late eighties or early nineties? If she kept her vow, I guaranteed some dude(s) smashed it when she went to college.
May 12, 2010 12:46pm
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UA5straightin2008

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May 12, 2010 12:50 PM
i want my 3 minutes back
May 12, 2010 12:50pm
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darbypitcher22

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May 12, 2010 12:52 PM
I'm at a loss for words...
May 12, 2010 12:52pm
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j_crazy

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May 12, 2010 12:55 PM
i'm like 40% sure that Jesus was gay so I'm sure he wouldn't mind that retard making out with some douchebag.
May 12, 2010 12:55pm
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BORIStheCrusher

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May 12, 2010 1:04 PM
Lifetime movies kick ass!
May 12, 2010 1:04pm
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LJ

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May 12, 2010 1:04 PM
fuckin creepy
May 12, 2010 1:04pm
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jordo212000

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May 12, 2010 1:27 PM
so weird. So weird. haha
May 12, 2010 1:27pm
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fish82

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May 12, 2010 1:54 PM
So this means I'm not getting head, right?
May 12, 2010 1:54pm
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Heretic

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May 12, 2010 2:05 PM
Buying into an anti-kissing lifestyle like that is only going to result in that poor girl snapping and winding up getting nailed by her dad in some low-budget clown porn. SMH...
May 12, 2010 2:05pm
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Little Danny

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May 12, 2010 2:47 PM
fish82 wrote: So this means I'm not getting head, right?
I knew a lot of girls who who were "saving themselves for marriage". Those girls usually were more than eager to prove they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
May 12, 2010 2:47pm
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LJ

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May 12, 2010 2:51 PM
Little Danny wrote:
fish82 wrote: So this means I'm not getting head, right?
I knew a lot of girls who who were "saving themselves for marriage". Those girls usually were more than eager to prove they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
I had one that was into that, but REALLY into anal.
May 12, 2010 2:51pm
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May 12, 2010 2:57 PM
LJ wrote:
Little Danny wrote:
fish82 wrote: So this means I'm not getting head, right?
I knew a lot of girls who who were "saving themselves for marriage". Those girls usually were more than eager to prove they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
I had one that was into that, but REALLY into anal.
One of my football coaches, a rough 30ish ex-Marine lady's man, used to always say, "boys...premarital sex isn't wrong, as long as you save the ass for marriage." Then while we were all laughing hysterically he'd turn around and say, "oh, and eat the pussy." hahaha Catholic schools have crude coaches too I guess.
May 12, 2010 2:57pm
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May 12, 2010 3:22 PM
I think the Dad wants to tag his daughter in this video.
May 12, 2010 3:22pm
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Red_Skin_Pride

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May 13, 2010 8:32 AM
sjmvsfscs08 wrote:
LJ wrote:
Little Danny wrote:
fish82 wrote: So this means I'm not getting head, right?
I knew a lot of girls who who were "saving themselves for marriage". Those girls usually were more than eager to prove they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
I had one that was into that, but REALLY into anal.
One of my football coaches, a rough 30ish ex-Marine lady's man, used to always say, "boys...premarital sex isn't wrong, as long as you save the ass for marriage." Then while we were all laughing hysterically he'd turn around and say, "oh, and eat the pussy." hahaha Catholic schools have crude coaches too I guess.
CLASSIC!
May 13, 2010 8:32am
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Fly4Fun

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May 13, 2010 9:50 AM
LJ wrote:
Little Danny wrote:
fish82 wrote: So this means I'm not getting head, right?
I knew a lot of girls who who were "saving themselves for marriage". Those girls usually were more than eager to prove they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
I had one that was into that, but REALLY into anal.
I had one of those girls as well... which is funny because it was for religious reasons. No sex till marriage, but she was all about everything else.
May 13, 2010 9:50am
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May 16, 2010 9:15 PM
i knew of a girl thorugh a mutual friend and she was like this hardcore. she didnt want to even go on dates or hold hands with a guy b/c she wanted to save that love for her husband. to make matters worse she had the greatest body ever face was about a 7 1/2 or an 8, but her body....damn
May 16, 2010 9:15pm
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May 16, 2010 9:23 PM
People are so stupid.
May 16, 2010 9:23pm