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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
May 9, 2010 9:11pm
Are bonito fish big?
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 9, 2010 9:19pm
Don't know but they are awesome with some fancy sauce
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
May 9, 2010 9:20pm
Fuckin catalina wine mixer.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
May 9, 2010 9:25pm
Umm...they're what's considered a trophy fish...so...umm...ya, they're pretty big.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
May 9, 2010 9:27pm
Oh God, you're impressive.sherm03 wrote: Umm...they're what's considered a trophy fish...so...umm...ya, they're pretty big.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 9, 2010 9:29pm
What's your favorite non-pornographic magazine to spank it to?
gibby08
Posts: 1,581
May 9, 2010 9:30pm
I don't know what it is about your face...but I wanna plant one of these right in your suckhole
Benny The Jet
Posts: 2,987
May 9, 2010 9:32pm
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wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
May 9, 2010 9:33pm
I am so not a raper.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 9, 2010 9:35pm
Don't touch my drumset
swamisez
Posts: 1,990
May 9, 2010 9:35pm
John Stamos.....Did we just become best friends? Yep!
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 9, 2010 9:41pm
Can we make our beds into bunk beds?
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
May 9, 2010 9:41pm
You're fuckin high!
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 9, 2010 9:53pm
The only reason you are living here is because my dad and I both think your mom is hot.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 9, 2010 10:06pm
CHEWBACCA MASKS!!! It's okay that mine isn't movie quality.
The Equalizer
Posts: 1,003
May 9, 2010 10:19pm
Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm going to kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!
jordo212000
Posts: 10,664
May 9, 2010 10:21pm
"everytime I cum I produce a quart"
"Brennan, that's offensive!!!"
"Brennan, that's offensive!!!"
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
May 9, 2010 10:43pm
I love that line! My other favorite: "What the fucking fuck?!?"justincredible wrote: CHEWBACCA MASKS!!! It's okay that mine isn't movie quality.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
May 9, 2010 11:42pm
"It was Johnnie Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and we were blazin' that shit up every day..."
goosebumps
Posts: 1,058
May 10, 2010 12:03am
We're here to fuck shit up
The Equalizer
Posts: 1,003
May 10, 2010 12:33am
Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
I can taste it. On my tongue. Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup. Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up.
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
I can taste it. On my tongue. Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup. Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up.
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
May 10, 2010 12:37am
Dad, we're men. That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, we make our own beef jerky...that's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.
We literally have never done any of those things.
We literally have never done any of those things.
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
May 10, 2010 12:38am
The Equalizer wrote: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
I can taste it. On my tongue. Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup. Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up.
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
Absolutely CLASSIC
jordo212000
Posts: 10,664
May 10, 2010 12:52am
You sound insane. You need medicated
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
May 10, 2010 12:56am
YES!!! This +1!!! Half the posters on here!jordo212000 wrote: You sound insane. You need medicated