Pizza Rolls

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Heretic
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May 9, 2010 11:03pm
Totinos in the house!!!! Pizza rolls are great "I'm fucked up and need SOMETHING!!!" food. Dump some hot sauce on them while baking them and melt cheese on top of them and you have the food of the gods.
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Rider_In_Ttown
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May 9, 2010 11:28pm
I make sure the freezer has pizza rolls in it at all times. Best food to eat when you are hammered. It also has to be Totino's. The wife has brought home the Meijer brand and Kroger and both taste like shit even when hammered.
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sonofsam
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May 9, 2010 11:32pm
Rider_In_Ttown wrote: I make sure the freezer has pizza rolls in it at all times. Best food to eat when you are hammered. It also has to be Totino's. The wife has brought home the Meijer brand and Kroger and both taste like shit even when hammered.
Agreed. Only brand acceptable is Totino's.
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darbypitcher22
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May 9, 2010 11:36pm
they're ok. Not the be all end all of late night snacks, but a solid choice if you feel like running the microwave
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sonofsam
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May 9, 2010 11:40pm
darbypitcher22 wrote: they're ok. Not the be all end all of late night snacks, but a solid choice if you feel like running the microwave
They don't sell cock flavored cheese balls to normal people. Only in Hilliard where you became addicted. If they were sold here, I would move. lol
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Fab4Runner
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May 10, 2010 12:01am
I don't know why but I just don't like Pizza Rolls. Love pizza so I keep trying to like em...just doesn't work.
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ts1227
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May 10, 2010 12:08am
Rider_In_Ttown wrote: I make sure the freezer has pizza rolls in it at all times. Best food to eat when you are hammered. It also has to be Totino's. The wife has brought home the Meijer brand and Kroger and both taste like shit even when hammered.
This.

I buy tons of generic stuff, but Kroger just hasn't figured out the pizza roll thing.

Plus, the 90 count sack of Totinos is often on sale at Kroger anyway.
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Trueblue23
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May 10, 2010 12:14am
I call this one the "FUCK IT" because it very well may give you a heart attack.

20 pizza rolls

8 beef and cheese taquitos

1 can of hormel chili

Top the Pizza Rolls with the chili, dip taquitos in ranch or chili. Drink 22 beers with meal.
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wildcats20
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May 10, 2010 12:17am
Ya'll really nuke em for 5+ minutes??? God damn, it only takes 2-3 MAX lol
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ts1227
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May 10, 2010 12:19am
wildcats20 wrote: Ya'll really nuke em for 5+ minutes??? God damn, it only takes 2-3 MAX lol
3:15 gets the job done for me.

Anything less than 3 minutes and the couple fuckers I throw in the center of the circle of ones around the plate are still cold.
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Mulva
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May 10, 2010 12:26am
Bagel bites > Pizza rolls

Agree or STFU.
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sonofsam
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May 10, 2010 12:42am
Trueblue23 wrote: I call this one the "FUCK IT" because it very well may give you a heart attack.

20 pizza rolls

8 beef and cheese taquitos

1 can of hormel chili

Top the Pizza Rolls with the chili, dip taquitos in ranch or chili. Drink 22 beers with meal.
I could do this. you want me to come over, or are you coming here to cook and bring beer?
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wildcats20
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May 10, 2010 1:13am
Mulva wrote: Bagel bites > Pizza rolls

Agree or STFU.
I would agree with this.
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sonofsam
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May 10, 2010 1:35am
wildcats20 wrote:
Mulva wrote: Bagel bites > Pizza rolls

Agree or STFU.
I would agree with this.
Well at least there are two of you.
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Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
May 10, 2010 6:19am
I'm gonna buy some of these son of a bitches now.
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Fab1b
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May 10, 2010 9:29am
Big fan