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cam93
Posts: 128
Nov 19, 2009 10:51am
women are annoying, yes all men know
but we need em for pleasure and food thats bout it id say
but we need em for pleasure and food thats bout it id say
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 19, 2009 10:55am
women, can't live with them, can't kill them
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Nov 19, 2009 11:00am
"Says Who?"dwccrew wrote: women, can't live with them, can't kill them
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 19, 2009 11:02am
ToucheBigAppleBuckeye wrote:"Says Who?"dwccrew wrote: women, can't live with them, can't kill them
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Nov 19, 2009 11:05am
I could really go for a sammich about now...
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Nov 19, 2009 11:06am
Chef up in the kitchen like what the fuck is a sammich
McFly1955
Posts: 1,441
Nov 19, 2009 11:08am
Women, can't live without 'em, and they can't pee standing up...
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 19, 2009 11:12am
If they can, run!McFly1955 wrote: Women, can't live without 'em, and they can't pee standing up...
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Tim Tebow
Posts: 241
Nov 19, 2009 11:24am
I said bitch, make me a sammich.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Nov 19, 2009 11:43am
Lol at you guys. You know you love us. 
I had a little accident this summer and had the queen mother of black eyes. Whenever someone asked what happened, my husband would jump in with either "I told her to make me a sammich" or "I said shut up and she thought I said stand up". He had more fun pretending to be a wife beater than he probably should have.
I had a little accident this summer and had the queen mother of black eyes. Whenever someone asked what happened, my husband would jump in with either "I told her to make me a sammich" or "I said shut up and she thought I said stand up". He had more fun pretending to be a wife beater than he probably should have.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 19, 2009 12:03pm
it was his fantsy because in reality he is probably the one who is beaten down.power i wrote: Lol at you guys. You know you love us.
I had a little accident this summer and had the queen mother of black eyes. Whenever someone asked what happened, my husband would jump in with either "I told her to make me a sammich" or "I said shut up and she thought I said stand up". He had more fun pretending to be a wife beater than he probably should have.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Nov 19, 2009 12:05pm
Dang, dwccrew! How'd you know?
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Nov 19, 2009 12:05pm
As much as you wanna say you could survive without em, you can't for certain things.
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capninsano
Posts: 411
Nov 19, 2009 1:31pm
If a tree falls in the woods and a woman is around to hear it...does it make a noise? Of course it does if....WAIT...why in the hell is the woman out of the kitchen in the first place?
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Nov 19, 2009 5:51pm
Knit me a sweater bitch!!
mexappeal12
Posts: 489
Nov 19, 2009 6:08pm
I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
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Gobuckeyes1
Posts: 497
Nov 19, 2009 6:13pm
Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Nov 19, 2009 6:22pm
how do I get to scissorville?? damn!!!
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Nov 19, 2009 6:30pm
Put yer own damn terlit seat down...
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Nov 19, 2009 6:34pm
If you ladies would look before sitting your bare ass down then it wouldn't be a problem. Why don't you all put the seat back up when you are done?ytownfootball wrote: Put yer own damn terlit seat down...
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chevy67
Posts: 11
Nov 19, 2009 6:43pm
In the words of the famous Chris Rock, Women always want to know what have you done for me lately! Men only want three things.
FEED ME
FUCK ME
and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
FEED ME
FUCK ME
and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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capninsano
Posts: 411
Nov 19, 2009 6:48pm
Go learn to drive!mexappeal12 wrote: I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
mexappeal12
Posts: 489
Nov 19, 2009 6:53pm
I will the moment you are man enough to ask for directions!!!!capninsano wrote:Go learn to drive!mexappeal12 wrote: I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
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capninsano
Posts: 411
Nov 19, 2009 7:05pm
DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS CAR OVER!mexappeal12 wrote:I will the moment you are man enough to ask for directions!!!!capninsano wrote:Go learn to drive!mexappeal12 wrote: I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
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capninsano
Posts: 411
Nov 19, 2009 7:08pm
Mex you win....your come back was pretty good lol