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cam93

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Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM
women are annoying, yes all men know
but we need em for pleasure and food thats bout it id say
Nov 19, 2009 10:51am
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dwccrew

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Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM
women, can't live with them, can't kill them
Nov 19, 2009 10:55am
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM
dwccrew wrote: women, can't live with them, can't kill them
"Says Who?"

Nov 19, 2009 11:00am
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dwccrew

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Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
dwccrew wrote: women, can't live with them, can't kill them
"Says Who?"

Touche
Nov 19, 2009 11:02am
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Apple

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Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM
I could really go for a sammich about now...
Nov 19, 2009 11:05am
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SportsAndLady

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Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM
Chef up in the kitchen like what the fuck is a sammich
Nov 19, 2009 11:06am
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McFly1955

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Nov 19, 2009 11:08 AM
Women, can't live without 'em, and they can't pee standing up...

Nov 19, 2009 11:08am
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dwccrew

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Nov 19, 2009 11:12 AM
McFly1955 wrote: Women, can't live without 'em, and they can't pee standing up...

If they can, run!
Nov 19, 2009 11:12am
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Tim Tebow

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Nov 19, 2009 11:24 AM
I said bitch, make me a sammich.
Nov 19, 2009 11:24am
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power i

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Nov 19, 2009 11:43 AM
Lol at you guys. You know you love us. ;)

I had a little accident this summer and had the queen mother of black eyes. Whenever someone asked what happened, my husband would jump in with either "I told her to make me a sammich" or "I said shut up and she thought I said stand up". He had more fun pretending to be a wife beater than he probably should have.
Nov 19, 2009 11:43am
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dwccrew

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Nov 19, 2009 12:03 PM
power i wrote: Lol at you guys. You know you love us. ;)

I had a little accident this summer and had the queen mother of black eyes. Whenever someone asked what happened, my husband would jump in with either "I told her to make me a sammich" or "I said shut up and she thought I said stand up". He had more fun pretending to be a wife beater than he probably should have.
it was his fantsy because in reality he is probably the one who is beaten down. :D
Nov 19, 2009 12:03pm
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power i

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Nov 19, 2009 12:05 PM
Dang, dwccrew! How'd you know?
Nov 19, 2009 12:05pm
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darbypitcher22

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Nov 19, 2009 12:05 PM
As much as you wanna say you could survive without em, you can't for certain things.
Nov 19, 2009 12:05pm
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capninsano

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Nov 19, 2009 1:31 PM
If a tree falls in the woods and a woman is around to hear it...does it make a noise? Of course it does if....WAIT...why in the hell is the woman out of the kitchen in the first place?
Nov 19, 2009 1:31pm
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Fab1b

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Nov 19, 2009 5:51 PM
Knit me a sweater bitch!!
Nov 19, 2009 5:51pm
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mexappeal12

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Nov 19, 2009 6:08 PM
I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
Nov 19, 2009 6:08pm
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Gobuckeyes1

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Nov 19, 2009 6:13 PM
Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts.

Nov 19, 2009 6:13pm
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vball10set

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Nov 19, 2009 6:22 PM
how do I get to scissorville?? damn!!!
Nov 19, 2009 6:22pm
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ytownfootball

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Nov 19, 2009 6:30 PM
Put yer own damn terlit seat down...
Nov 19, 2009 6:30pm
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Fab1b

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Nov 19, 2009 6:34 PM
ytownfootball wrote: Put yer own damn terlit seat down...
If you ladies would look before sitting your bare ass down then it wouldn't be a problem. Why don't you all put the seat back up when you are done?
Nov 19, 2009 6:34pm
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chevy67

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Nov 19, 2009 6:43 PM
In the words of the famous Chris Rock, Women always want to know what have you done for me lately! Men only want three things.
FEED ME
FUCK ME
and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Nov 19, 2009 6:43pm
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capninsano

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Nov 19, 2009 6:48 PM
mexappeal12 wrote: I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
Go learn to drive!
Nov 19, 2009 6:48pm
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mexappeal12

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Nov 19, 2009 6:53 PM
capninsano wrote:
mexappeal12 wrote: I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
Go learn to drive!
I will the moment you are man enough to ask for directions!!!!
Nov 19, 2009 6:53pm
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capninsano

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Nov 19, 2009 7:05 PM
mexappeal12 wrote:
capninsano wrote:
mexappeal12 wrote: I'll make your damn sammich the moment you stop playing xbox GET A JOB and TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! oh and buy me the gucci purse I want for Christmas!!! lol
Go learn to drive!
I will the moment you are man enough to ask for directions!!!!
DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS CAR OVER!
Nov 19, 2009 7:05pm
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capninsano

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Nov 19, 2009 7:08 PM
Mex you win....your come back was pretty good lol
Nov 19, 2009 7:08pm