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sherm03

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Apr 23, 2010 12:15 AM
...before you have to drop a deuce?

I always get teased by my fiancee and my family because usually like 15 minutes after I eat, I have to shit. Apparently, food just goes through me pretty easily.

My fiancee, on the other hand, can go 2 or 3 days without shitting! Still not sure how that's even humanly possible!
Apr 23, 2010 12:15am
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sjmvsfscs08

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Apr 23, 2010 12:38 AM
Yeah, I could probably go a day without taking a dump.


Also, if there's ever going to be a thread to post this, this is it. hahah

Apr 23, 2010 12:38am
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Apr 23, 2010 12:39 AM
sherm03 wrote: ...before you have to drop a deuce?

I always get teased by my fiancee and my family because usually like 15 minutes after I eat, I have to shit. Apparently, food just goes through me pretty easily.

My fiancee, on the other hand, can go 2 or 3 days without shitting! Still not sure how that's even humanly possible!
Within the hour.

I swear it's a Mahoning Valley thing. I know we're all full of shit, but damn...
Apr 23, 2010 12:39am
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raiderbuck

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Apr 23, 2010 12:44 AM
About a day or so. Didn't realize until college that I'm probably not "regular"...my roommate would shit everyday, and it'd blow my mind.

His motto: "SSS" Shit, shower, shave...everyday.
Apr 23, 2010 12:44am
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I Wear Pants

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Apr 23, 2010 12:44 AM
People don't shit everyday?
Apr 23, 2010 12:44am
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killdeer

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Apr 23, 2010 12:46 AM
sherm03 wrote: ...before you have to drop a deuce?

I always get teased by my fiancee and my family because usually like 15 minutes after I eat, I have to shit. Apparently, food just goes through me pretty easily...
man...that has got to be a serious buzzkill on a date.

sorry.

I bet it was hard to get through "Avatar".....
Apr 23, 2010 12:46am
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ts1227

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Apr 23, 2010 12:46 AM
I Wear Pants wrote: People don't shit everyday?
2-3 times per day.
Apr 23, 2010 12:46am
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sherm03

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Apr 23, 2010 12:59 AM
killdeer wrote: man...that has got to be a serious buzzkill on a date.

sorry.

I bet it was hard to get through "Avatar".....
If I really try...I can hold it. But I'm going to be crop dusting and dropping some major bombs.
ts1227 wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote: People don't shit everyday?
2-3 times per day.
I'm easily 3 times a day...sometimes 4. I'll shit as soon as I wake up before I hop in the shower. Again after lunch. And then once more after dinner. Sometimes there will be a late night shit mixed in there if I have too much of a snack.
Apr 23, 2010 12:59am
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I Wear Pants

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Apr 23, 2010 12:59 AM
I was asking. I didn't know that there were people who consistently went multiple days without pooping.

Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
Apr 23, 2010 12:59am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:01 AM
I've had to stop in shit in the woods coming home from a date in HS because I couldn't make it from Boardman to Salem (15 miles, if that) after eating BW3.
Apr 23, 2010 1:01am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:02 AM
I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
LOL! True. But the most rewarding thing ever is farting really loud in the shower. It makes me laugh every time!

Also disappointing: THINKING you're just going to fart loudly in the shower, but actually shitting.

More disappointing than that: Doing that while showering with your girl... :(
Apr 23, 2010 1:02am
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I Wear Pants

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Apr 23, 2010 1:02 AM
That's because you have to go through Canfield with all those stupid lights and stop signs and cops.
Apr 23, 2010 1:02am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:04 AM
I Wear Pants wrote: That's because you have to go through Canfield with all those stupid lights and stop signs and cops.
I go through North Lima (7 to 164 to 165). Had I gone through Canfield I could have actually found a place to take a shit other than the BFI dump across from the dragstrip.
Apr 23, 2010 1:04am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:04 AM
sherm03 wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
LOL! True. But the most rewarding thing ever is farting really loud in the shower. It makes me laugh every time!

Also disappointing: THINKING you're just going to fart loudly in the shower, but actually shitting.

More disappointing than that: Doing that while showering with your girl... :(
lmao
Apr 23, 2010 1:04am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:07 AM
ts1227 wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote: That's because you have to go through Canfield with all those stupid lights and stop signs and cops.
I go through North Lima (7 to 164 to 165). Had I gone through Canfield I could have actually found a place to take a shit other than the BFI dump across from the dragstrip.
Oh, I just take 62. Or alternatively take 11.
Apr 23, 2010 1:07am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:08 AM
more fiber,,,more whiskey...more bm's...i now feel responsible to help you feel better physically...............
Apr 23, 2010 1:08am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:11 AM
this is a shitty thread!! :D
Apr 23, 2010 1:11am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:13 AM
I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
LOL. No shit.
Apr 23, 2010 1:13am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:14 AM
majorspark wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
LOL. No shit.
And it's ALWAYS one of those sticky ones where you basically need to take another shower to feel confident that you eradicated that problem.
Apr 23, 2010 1:14am
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Trueblue23

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Apr 23, 2010 1:15 AM
Well shit.
Apr 23, 2010 1:15am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:16 AM
In college, I would go 4-5 days without shitting. Keep in mind, I'd eat a whole large pizza most night from being drunk. It was amazing. Things started to change when I'd drink a thing of fiber in 2-3 days. Several scoops in each drink did the trick.
Apr 23, 2010 1:16am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:22 AM
ts1227 wrote:
majorspark wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
LOL. No shit.
And it's ALWAYS one of those sticky ones where you basically need to take another shower to feel confident that you eradicated that problem.
No shit again. There is never enough toilet paper to take care of those. You can eternally wipe and some still ends up on your shorts.
Apr 23, 2010 1:22am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:34 AM
sherm03 wrote: ...before you have to drop a deuce?

I always get teased by my fiancee and my family because usually like 15 minutes after I eat, I have to shit. Apparently, food just goes through me pretty easily.

My fiancee, on the other hand, can go 2 or 3 days without shitting! Still not sure how that's even humanly possible!
If you waved one off, it can cycle around to where what you eat tries to clear out your missed poop.

Kinda like an offsetting penalty only totally different.
Apr 23, 2010 1:34am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:36 AM
Ya ever let all your farts out and don't save any to help push out yesterday's dinner?
Apr 23, 2010 1:36am
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Apr 23, 2010 2:19 AM
i normally shit about every other day. if i am traveling or something its more like 2-3 days. record so far has been 5 days without shitting.
Apr 23, 2010 2:19am