hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Apr 19, 2010 6:16pm
oh....so she has your balls in a jar?bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Apr 19, 2010 6:54pm
You wouldn't happen to be the alter ego of coyotes22 would you?bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Apr 19, 2010 7:07pm
BOOSTed YOUR POST COUNT right thereGoChiefs wrote:You wouldn't happen to be the alter ego of coyotes22 would you?bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Apr 19, 2010 7:12pm
I'd shoot the dog.... and not the doberman.
CenterBHSFan
Posts: 6,115
Apr 19, 2010 8:16pm
Nahhh, I'm pretty sure you would beat the dog.ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: I'd shoot the dog.... and not the doberman.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Apr 23, 2010 2:29pm
No, she just doesn't want to see me get arrested for indecent exposure, be labled a sex offender, and lose my teaching license.pnhasbeen wrote:oh....so she has your balls in a jar?bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.
BTW that's what she actually said when I asked her what the big deal was peeing outside.
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genghis dong
Posts: 391
Apr 23, 2010 4:00pm
You have to do something about it. Our neighbor always let his dog shit in our yard. I asked that he please pick it up and he blew me off. So anytime his dog shit in my yard I returned it to his yard and added my dogs shit too. Problem solved. He walks the other way and couldn't be nicer like nothing ever happened.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Apr 23, 2010 4:29pm
Uh oh! This suggests that your neighbor has done something back at you that you don't know about!genghis dong wrote: He walks the other way and couldn't be nicer like nothing ever happened.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Apr 23, 2010 4:33pm
Zactly.dwccrew wrote: Get a bigger dog that will pee on their doberman.
Or I would just pee on your neighbor....think of that scene from Me, Myself and Irene where Jim Carrey gets back at his neighbor.
bcubed
Posts: 410
Apr 23, 2010 5:19pm
I'd kick that dog in the balls and if that doesn't work then go to your neighbor's house and kick him in the balls too. The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Apr 23, 2010 6:40pm
Aight! I laughed.bcubed wrote: . The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Apr 24, 2010 12:15am
GFY... LOLbcubed wrote: The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!
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Timber
Posts: 935
Apr 24, 2010 12:41am
LOL... This reminds me of The Man Show... when Adam was outside of The Staples Center for a Cher concert. He was asking the men going in with their wives... "What room in the house does she keep your balls?" LOL
homefield
Posts: 242
Apr 24, 2010 11:10pm
This gets my vote for the reply of the year and maybe even entry into the ohiochatter hall of fame.bcubed wrote: I'd kick that dog in the balls and if that doesn't work then go to your neighbor's house and kick him in the balls too. The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!
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hang_loose
Posts: 802
Apr 25, 2010 8:58pm
Get one of those "super soaker" squirt guns and blast both dogs!!!