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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Apr 19, 2010 6:16 PM
bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.
oh....so she has your balls in a jar?


:D
Apr 19, 2010 6:16pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Apr 19, 2010 6:54 PM
bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.
You wouldn't happen to be the alter ego of coyotes22 would you? :)
Apr 19, 2010 6:54pm
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Gardens35

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4,929 posts
Apr 19, 2010 7:07 PM
GoChiefs wrote:
bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.
You wouldn't happen to be the alter ego of coyotes22 would you? :)
BOOSTed YOUR POST COUNT right there:D
Apr 19, 2010 7:07pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

Senior Member

7,733 posts
Apr 19, 2010 7:12 PM
I'd shoot the dog.... and not the doberman.
Apr 19, 2010 7:12pm
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CenterBHSFan

333 - I'm only half evil

6,115 posts
Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: I'd shoot the dog.... and not the doberman.
Nahhh, I'm pretty sure you would beat the dog.
Apr 19, 2010 8:16pm
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bigkahuna

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4,454 posts
Apr 23, 2010 2:29 PM
pnhasbeen wrote:
bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.
oh....so she has your balls in a jar?


:D
No, she just doesn't want to see me get arrested for indecent exposure, be labled a sex offender, and lose my teaching license.

BTW that's what she actually said when I asked her what the big deal was peeing outside.
Apr 23, 2010 2:29pm
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genghis dong

Senior Member

391 posts
Apr 23, 2010 4:00 PM
You have to do something about it. Our neighbor always let his dog shit in our yard. I asked that he please pick it up and he blew me off. So anytime his dog shit in my yard I returned it to his yard and added my dogs shit too. Problem solved. He walks the other way and couldn't be nicer like nothing ever happened.
Apr 23, 2010 4:00pm
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BRF

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8,748 posts
Apr 23, 2010 4:29 PM
genghis dong wrote: He walks the other way and couldn't be nicer like nothing ever happened.
Uh oh! This suggests that your neighbor has done something back at you that you don't know about!
Apr 23, 2010 4:29pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Apr 23, 2010 4:33 PM
dwccrew wrote: Get a bigger dog that will pee on their doberman.
Zactly.

Or I would just pee on your neighbor....think of that scene from Me, Myself and Irene where Jim Carrey gets back at his neighbor.
Apr 23, 2010 4:33pm
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bcubed

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410 posts
Apr 23, 2010 5:19 PM
I'd kick that dog in the balls and if that doesn't work then go to your neighbor's house and kick him in the balls too. The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!
Apr 23, 2010 5:19pm
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BRF

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8,748 posts
Apr 23, 2010 6:40 PM
bcubed wrote: . The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!
Aight! I laughed.
Apr 23, 2010 6:40pm
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bigkahuna

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4,454 posts
Apr 24, 2010 12:15 AM
bcubed wrote: The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!
GFY... LOL
Apr 24, 2010 12:15am
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Timber

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935 posts
Apr 24, 2010 12:41 AM
LOL... This reminds me of The Man Show... when Adam was outside of The Staples Center for a Cher concert. He was asking the men going in with their wives... "What room in the house does she keep your balls?" LOL
Apr 24, 2010 12:41am
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homefield

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242 posts
Apr 24, 2010 11:10 PM
bcubed wrote: I'd kick that dog in the balls and if that doesn't work then go to your neighbor's house and kick him in the balls too. The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!
This gets my vote for the reply of the year and maybe even entry into the ohiochatter hall of fame.
Apr 24, 2010 11:10pm
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hang_loose

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802 posts
Apr 25, 2010 8:58 PM
Get one of those "super soaker" squirt guns and blast both dogs!!!
Apr 25, 2010 8:58pm