Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!


SHOMER SHABBOS!!

Saturday is Shabbat. A Shomer Shabbos is someone who adheres to the Jewish day of rest.

I am the Walrus?

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

Mooney44Cards wrote:

I am the Walrus?

STFU Donnie! V.I. Lenin... Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

I told that fuck down at the league office... Who's in charge of scheduling?..
Burkhalter...
I told that kraut a fuckin thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos
He already posted it
Well he can fuckin un-post it!!!

"Nice Marmot"

The Jesus: I'ma gonna shove that gun up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes click.
Walter: Jesus.
The Jesus: you said it man, nobody fucks with the jesus!


Thug: What the fuck is this? [drops bowling ball]
The dude: Obviously you are not a golfer

"This guy's not a millionaire, he's a fuckin loser!

Hey at least I'm house-broken!"

Didn't even get this line the first time I saw it, but it may be the funniest line in the movie.

This movie is the GOAT

Possibly the greatest shot in the movie.

For the thread

Dude: Uzi!?!?

Walter: You didn't think I was rollin outta here naked did ya?!?!

CLASSIC

hey how'd that go.
oh fine. dude's car got a little banged up.
Walter what the fuck are you talking about? we didn't make the drop they didn't get the fucking money.
And, and they're they're gonna...
they're gonna kill that pooooooorr woman.

the most classic line in the movie:

they peed on your fucking rug.

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!!!

Donnie you're out of your element.

Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?

Websurfinbird wrote:

Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?

Sioux City?