Sexual Positions Thread

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McFly1955
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Apr 15, 2010 11:50am
The Dharma Initiative --- Can be combined with any position, speak with a Scottish accent and constantly say 'brotha' every other word, and call the women 'Penny', regardless of her real name.

In scottish Desmond voice:

"How'd ya like that Penny, would you like it harder brotha?"
"you on top now, brotha"

etc....

get creative.
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Strapping Young Lad
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Apr 15, 2010 12:15pm
The Roller Dick Coaster
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justcompete
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Apr 15, 2010 12:22pm
Rodeo style-
Kneeling doggy style, grab her pony-tail and call her by her sister's name. See if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
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UA5straightin2008
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Apr 15, 2010 12:28pm
pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
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BR1986FB
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Apr 15, 2010 2:45pm
The OchoCinco
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THE4RINGZ
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Apr 15, 2010 2:48pm
UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.:angel::angel::angel:
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jpake1
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Apr 15, 2010 5:19pm
The African Swan Fuck
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justincredible
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Apr 15, 2010 5:46pm
Alabama Crag Dangle
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osudarby08
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Apr 15, 2010 5:49pm
THE4RINGZ wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.:angel::angel::angel:
fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.
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Glory Days
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Apr 15, 2010 6:02pm
The mtrulz
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bwcomet89
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Apr 15, 2010 6:16pm
Alabama hot pocket
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gorocks99
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Apr 15, 2010 6:16pm
Alaskan pipeline
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gorocks99
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Apr 15, 2010 6:17pm
DVDA
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UA5straightin2008
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Apr 15, 2010 6:27pm
osudarby08 wrote:
THE4RINGZ wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.:angel::angel::angel:
fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.
yeah, 4ringz is a big 6'4" pussy
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gorocks99
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Apr 15, 2010 6:29pm
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
osudarby08 wrote:
THE4RINGZ wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.:angel::angel::angel:
fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.
yeah, 4ringz is a big 6'4" pussy
He's got Kate Gosselin beat then, and that's difficult.
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Sonofanump
Apr 15, 2010 8:34pm
McFly1955 wrote: The Dharma Initiative --- Can be combined with any position, speak with a Scottish accent and constantly say 'brotha' every other word, and call the women 'Penny', regardless of her real name.

In scottish Desmond voice:

"How'd ya like that Penny, would you like it harder brotha?"
"you on top now, brotha"

etc....

get creative.
She keep yelling back at me "Your gonna die Charlie!"
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June18
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Apr 15, 2010 9:40pm
My favorite is the Burning Amazon aka The Smokey Bear
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Fabio
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Apr 15, 2010 9:54pm
The prowling shark.
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THE4RINGZ
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Apr 15, 2010 10:51pm
osudarby08 wrote:
THE4RINGZ wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.:angel::angel::angel:
fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.
Settle down there tough guy. First of all I was not insinuating anyone is a pussy especially not UA. If my comment led someone to believe that was my point, I was misunderstood and apologize for not making such a misleading statement.

I was simply trying to bust some balls in what I thought was a funny and creative way.
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Tiernan
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Apr 16, 2010 10:40am
Go right into a Carolina Cross-Bow after some Tiajuana Tongue Tatoos