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McFly1955

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Apr 15, 2010 11:50 AM
The Dharma Initiative --- Can be combined with any position, speak with a Scottish accent and constantly say 'brotha' every other word, and call the women 'Penny', regardless of her real name.

In scottish Desmond voice:

"How'd ya like that Penny, would you like it harder brotha?"
"you on top now, brotha"

etc....

get creative.
Apr 15, 2010 11:50am
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Apr 15, 2010 12:22 PM
Rodeo style-
Kneeling doggy style, grab her pony-tail and call her by her sister's name. See if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
Apr 15, 2010 12:22pm
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UA5straightin2008

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Apr 15, 2010 12:28 PM
pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
Apr 15, 2010 12:28pm
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Apr 15, 2010 2:48 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.:angel::angel::angel:
Apr 15, 2010 2:48pm
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Apr 15, 2010 5:49 PM
THE4RINGZ wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.:angel::angel::angel:
fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.
Apr 15, 2010 5:49pm
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UA5straightin2008

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Apr 15, 2010 6:27 PM
osudarby08 wrote:
THE4RINGZ wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.:angel::angel::angel:
fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.
yeah, 4ringz is a big 6'4" pussy
Apr 15, 2010 6:27pm
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gorocks99

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Apr 15, 2010 6:29 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
osudarby08 wrote:
THE4RINGZ wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.:angel::angel::angel:
fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.
yeah, 4ringz is a big 6'4" pussy
He's got Kate Gosselin beat then, and that's difficult.
Apr 15, 2010 6:29pm
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Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM
McFly1955 wrote: The Dharma Initiative --- Can be combined with any position, speak with a Scottish accent and constantly say 'brotha' every other word, and call the women 'Penny', regardless of her real name.

In scottish Desmond voice:

"How'd ya like that Penny, would you like it harder brotha?"
"you on top now, brotha"

etc....

get creative.
She keep yelling back at me "Your gonna die Charlie!"
Apr 15, 2010 8:34pm
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Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM
My favorite is the Burning Amazon aka The Smokey Bear
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The prowling shark.
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THE4RINGZ

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Apr 15, 2010 10:51 PM
osudarby08 wrote:
THE4RINGZ wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
dirty sanchez
mexican flapjack
one eyed pirate
pump fake
I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.:angel::angel::angel:
fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.
Settle down there tough guy. First of all I was not insinuating anyone is a pussy especially not UA. If my comment led someone to believe that was my point, I was misunderstood and apologize for not making such a misleading statement.

I was simply trying to bust some balls in what I thought was a funny and creative way.
Apr 15, 2010 10:51pm
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Apr 16, 2010 10:40 AM
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