4 cans of beer in both arm sleeves of a jacket with tight wrist band. You can still move your arms up and down and nobody is the 'Weiser (pun intended)

If you can't smuggle in a decent amount of vodka, you need to turn in your man card. Odorless, clear, even if water isn't allowed its easy to store in places they won't search (thavoice mentions it the best above).

Beer on the other hand, that is pretty difficult to pull off.

Early Cuyler wrote: Wear boots, put flask in boot. Makes for a good tOSU football game, especially if the flask is full of moonshine or some Jim Bean.

Dude - you had me until you mentioned "Jim Beam"

Still, all of us are just pikers compared to the guys in Cleveland who came up with the idea for the "Dog Pound" doghouse - the one with a full keg of beer inside. How many years did they pull that one off?

Binocular Flask

A friend of mine has the binocular flask! We used to take it into OSU games all the time. Never had a problem at all. The "binoculars" had the magnification written as 2X40oz! Classic-

I've smuggled many items into Buckeye games. However, when we played Texas at home, I got caught trying to sneak a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's in for a halftime snack. . . bastards made me throw it away.

The cell phone flask is always good too. Except hardly anyone has a brick anymore--they'd probably think it was a bomb.