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Jim Carrey blames Elin Woods for Tiger's Infidelity

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Apr 12, 2010 1:27 PM
gut wrote:
redstreak one wrote: Tiger has cameras on him every where he goes, and most of the world knows who he is and the media didnt find out about it for months or years after so why so hard to believe his wife didnt. The bottom line is, whats it matter he cheated and is paying the price.
I'm guessing on the rare occasions Tiger is in town, and goes down to his local bar where he has his own VIP room and routinely comes home smelling like poontang that she probably formed a clue.

Not like he went to extremes to hide it, really. He's sending texts and giving out his personal cell number, getting texts WHILE HE'S OUT WITH THE WIFE. Little too easy to get caught carrying that thing around or leaving it laying somewhere.
Absolutely. From my experience, women have a radar for this shit. Heck, a woman even knows when you try to discreetly look at another woman(she may not say anything to you, but trust me, she knows) let alone screwing a chick on the side. Some guys get a way with having one fling on the side, but most do not. Therefore, I call BS on the fact Elin had no clue Tiger was sleeping with every piece of strange in the country (the neighbor's daughter no less).
Apr 12, 2010 1:27pm
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Apr 12, 2010 5:25 PM
Laley23 wrote:
Ankle Breaker wrote: Since Carrey knows so much, maybe he can explain how Tiger picks ugly, slutty women over a beautiful wife.
Better lay?
Sucks harder?
More creative?
More adventurous?
More Freaky?

I could go on, and on, and on, and on.
You forgot a few things, STD's out the wazoo, clap, ie syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV, honesty and integrity. I could go on and on.
Apr 12, 2010 5:25pm
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Apr 12, 2010 5:27 PM
Ankle Breaker wrote:
Laley23 wrote:
Ankle Breaker wrote: Since Carrey knows so much, maybe he can explain how Tiger picks ugly, slutty women over a beautiful wife.
Better lay?
Sucks harder?
More creative?
More adventurous?
More Freaky?

I could go on, and on, and on, and on.
You forgot a few things, STD's out the wazoo, clap, ie syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV, honesty and integrity. I could go on and on.
No, I doubt Tiger cheated on his beautiful wife with ugly, slutty women for any of those things. But thats just me guessing. I think he did it for the reasons I gave.
Apr 12, 2010 5:27pm
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Apr 12, 2010 7:44 PM
He probably got back from a tournament one day and walked in on her getting pounded by her accountant or some shit, so he vowed to get revenge by fucking every woman on Earth. He has enough money to get it done as well.
Apr 12, 2010 7:44pm
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Apr 12, 2010 7:52 PM
Interesting theory. I buy it.
Apr 12, 2010 7:52pm
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Apr 12, 2010 7:58 PM
"Absolutely. From my experience, women have a radar for this shit. "

Not when small children are involved, ask any marital counselor/ wedding advisor. This is the one of the first things they discuss (at least for us), how to deal with involvement in a young life. The radar is gone. The woman is dealing with the kids, either the man is a POS or not a POS. Tiger was a POS. He may be still a POS. Not my business, nor Jim Carrey's, and "The Number 23" was the worst freaking movie I've ever seen in my life, that was so stupid I don't know how him or Virginia Madsen recovered from it.
Apr 12, 2010 7:58pm
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MrMcCluskie

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Apr 12, 2010 7:59 PM
I'm surprised he hasn't ended up like Magic Johnson.
Apr 12, 2010 7:59pm
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Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM
ccrunner609 wrote: Tiger married a Norwegin model.
Shes a nanny from Sweden, not a model from Norway.
Apr 12, 2010 9:20pm
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Timber

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Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM
Reminds me of a mob movie...
Why are you cheating on your wife? "That is the mother of my children... Do you think I can do those things to her"
Apr 12, 2010 9:37pm
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Apr 12, 2010 10:22 PM
I walked past her at the Memorial a couple of years ago and she's not your average lady walking the street. Not close. And looking at some of the trash Tiger had flings with, well, I say he's an idiot. That's giving him the benefit of the doubt.

CC609, One little problem with your theory about popping out the kids....it was known that on the night before Tiger's wedding, he spent with one of the pornstars represented by Gloria Allred. It seems he had issues long before his kids were born.
Apr 12, 2010 10:22pm
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gut

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Apr 13, 2010 6:04 AM
It's the dream of many aspiring trophy wives to marry a rich guy and vice versa. Most of them know the score and the expectations ahead of time.
Apr 13, 2010 6:04am
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Tiernan

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Apr 13, 2010 9:17 AM
Definitely Elin is to blame for the entire mess. She shoulda been takin care of bidness at home to keep her man happy.
Apr 13, 2010 9:17am
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Apr 13, 2010 9:46 AM
Ankle Breaker wrote:You forgot a few things, STD's out the wazoo, clap, ie syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV, honesty and integrity. I could go on and on.
I laughed at this, primarily because the way it's typed, it looks like you're saying that honesty and integrity are STDs like syph and HIV.
Apr 13, 2010 9:46am
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Apr 13, 2010 10:08 AM
Heretic, lol yeah, true.
Apr 13, 2010 10:08am
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Apr 13, 2010 11:15 AM
Manhattan Buckeye wrote: "The Number 23" was the worst freaking movie I've ever seen in my life, that was so stupid I don't know how him or Virginia Madsen recovered from it.

I think "Eyes Wide Shut" has that honor.
Apr 13, 2010 11:15am
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Apr 13, 2010 4:40 PM
Maybe she was just too busy, i dunno, raising their two kids to notice...

Tiger's a f'in jackass and everyone knows it. If he wanted to chase some tail, don't get married. It's nobody but Tiger's fault...
Apr 13, 2010 4:40pm