The malt liquor is the challenge...

bases_loaded wrote:

THE4RINGZ wrote: The simple thought of drinking malt liquor makes me ill.

As the rapping bum says, "drink malt liquor to get high quicker"

and what is dizzy bat?????

this is dizzy bat: you cut a hole in the bottom of a wiffle ball bat. You then fill the bat with either 1 or 2 beers (depending on your puke tolerance). You chug the beer from the bat, while someone else counts how many seconds it takes you to chug it all. For however many seconds it takes you to drink, you have to spin that many times in a circle with the bat on your forehead pointing towards the ground (like in games when you were a little kid). After you spin, if you can stand still somebody pitches you three crumbled beer cans or crushed up cups and you try to swing at them with the bat. This game is guaranteed to fuck you up.

osudarby08 wrote:

bases_loaded wrote:

THE4RINGZ wrote: The simple thought of drinking malt liquor makes me ill.

As the rapping bum says, "drink malt liquor to get high quicker"

and what is dizzy bat?????

this is dizzy bat: you cut a hole in the bottom of a wiffle ball bat. You then fill the bat with either 1 or 2 beers (depending on your puke tolerance). You chug the beer from the bat, while someone else counts how many seconds it takes you to chug it all. For however many seconds it takes you to drink, you have to spin that many times in a circle with the bat on your forehead pointing towards the ground (like in games when you were a little kid). After you spin, if you can stand still somebody pitches you three crumbled beer cans or crushed up cups and you try to swing at them with the bat. This game is guaranteed to fuck you up.

This sounds glorious.

I usually substituted 2 bottles of champagne instead of the normal malt liquor... I can't stand malt liquor.

justincredible wrote:

osudarby08 wrote:

bases_loaded wrote:

THE4RINGZ wrote: The simple thought of drinking malt liquor makes me ill.

As the rapping bum says, "drink malt liquor to get high quicker"

and what is dizzy bat?????

this is dizzy bat: you cut a hole in the bottom of a wiffle ball bat. You then fill the bat with either 1 or 2 beers (depending on your puke tolerance). You chug the beer from the bat, while someone else counts how many seconds it takes you to chug it all. For however many seconds it takes you to drink, you have to spin that many times in a circle with the bat on your forehead pointing towards the ground (like in games when you were a little kid). After you spin, if you can stand still somebody pitches you three crumbled beer cans or crushed up cups and you try to swing at them with the bat. This game is guaranteed to fuck you up.

This sounds glorious.

And very germy. I'm pretty sure they aren't washing that bat in soap and hot water between users.

power i wrote: And very germy. I'm pretty sure they aren't washing that bat in soap and hot water between users.

The alcohol kills the germs, right? That's what I always told myself.

osudarby08 wrote:

bases_loaded wrote:

THE4RINGZ wrote: The simple thought of drinking malt liquor makes me ill.

As the rapping bum says, "drink malt liquor to get high quicker"

and what is dizzy bat?????

this is dizzy bat: you cut a hole in the bottom of a wiffle ball bat. You then fill the bat with either 1 or 2 beers (depending on your puke tolerance). You chug the beer from the bat, while someone else counts how many seconds it takes you to chug it all. For however many seconds it takes you to drink, you have to spin that many times in a circle with the bat on your forehead pointing towards the ground (like in games when you were a little kid). After you spin, if you can stand still somebody pitches you three crumbled beer cans or crushed up cups and you try to swing at them with the bat. This game is guaranteed to fuck you up.

We did something similar but different...

Used Mad Dogs for this...

Chug a Mad Dog, how long it takes to chug is how long you spin, then run around the bases (real baseball field)... fastest time wins.

Any time Mad Dog is involved I am a happy camper.

I hate it. Another game I don't like to play is Asshole.

I did it with Mad Dog once. Better than Mickey's but still awful.

And I was a person who thought I could win too, until like I said in my first post, the dude drinkin' the Mickey's finished in 3 minutes. I hope I can't ever keep up with that.

SQ: LOL, I remember that day. We actually did it on Martin Luther King Day and everybody had to dress ghetto as fuck. Dave ended up being first. He got me by a big gulp. I had some clear 40s of High Life and he had some dark ones of Miller, so I couldn't see his progress. The Mickey's dude ended up coming a bit later when the girls, Bambick, and his GF did it (she did Mickey's too and beat Scott by almost a full 40 ha). Dave was calling him crazy for drinking it and I said I never had any so he gave me a 40 of his. I'll be honest, I fucking loved it. Tasted a lot better than the High Life.

Yeah, well, High Life is awful too. I bought a case of it last weekend and I had to force most of it down lol. I ended up letting Will drink about 5 of his Bud Lights and get a buzz then convincing him to drink my High Life and I drank his Bud Light lol. I still had to drink like half the case...ew.

I miss the days of pounding beers. I don't get to do it much anymore. I guess I did enough in college to last me awhile.

Well you're just locked up these days...and we know what happens when your lady pounds beers...

It's not the lady, it's working six days out of the week that's got me in a funk. Beer... she's fine. Bud Ice and Sailor Jerry's with some hardcore drinkers.. not a good idea.

With some assholes feeding her double shots when she thinks they're singles...LMAO