Hackers don't realize how good PGA Tour players are

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TBone14
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Apr 9, 2010 11:36am
Can we go back to the tri-athlon that was brewing earlier? I'd like to be a part of this. Not compete, but possilby book wagers and commission the event.

So far we are up to 3 events, hence triathlon. We could add more and go to quad or quint.

Date: Day of 2010 Chatter Open
What: An athlon, with prefix TBD.
Events: 9 Hole Match Play Event. Min 20 per hole, but I saw 40 thrown out there. Following that, there will be a MMA match between competitiors fathers. Then, we go the pissing match. Who can piss the furthest, lenght to be measured in feet and inches.

From there I say we need more events. Ideas?
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Laley23
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Apr 9, 2010 11:37am
I play with a former PGA Tour pro. Probably in his early 60s now (Pat Lindsey). Play tough, but not to tough, country clubs around the Toledo area. Ive yet to see this guy 6 foot putt. He doesnt have quite the length anymore but it is driver to the middle of the fairway and iron/wedge to the green. Its just unbelievable to watch, he never hits a bad shot. Usually is around 68-70 but have seen him go 62 as well as 75. This is a guy who couldnt ever HOPE to win a big tourney on tour. He won (1) event on tour, on of the smaller ones. The man shot a 71 at Inverness before the Senior US Open was there about 6 years ago.

The guys on tour would just tear up these courses. I cant imagine what Pat would do to a crappy course around here. Probably low 60s every time.
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justincredible
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Apr 9, 2010 11:41am
TBone14 wrote: Can we go back to the tri-athlon that was brewing earlier? I'd like to be a part of this. Not compete, but possilby book wagers and commission the event.

So far we are up to 3 events, hence triathlon. We could add more and go to quad or quint.

Date: Day of 2010 Chatter Open
What: An athlon, with prefix TBD.
Events: 9 Hole Match Play Event. Min 20 per hole, but I saw 40 thrown out there. Following that, there will be a MMA match between competitiors fathers. Then, we go the pissing match. Who can piss the furthest, lenght to be measured in feet and inches.

From there I say we need more events. Ideas?
I lol'd.
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j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Apr 9, 2010 11:53am
TBone14 wrote: Can we go back to the tri-athlon that was brewing earlier? I'd like to be a part of this. Not compete, but possilby book wagers and commission the event.

So far we are up to 3 events, hence triathlon. We could add more and go to quad or quint.

Date: Day of 2010 Chatter Open
What: An athlon, with prefix TBD.
Events: 9 Hole Match Play Event. Min 20 per hole, but I saw 40 thrown out there. Following that, there will be a MMA match between competitiors fathers. Then, we go the pissing match. Who can piss the furthest, lenght to be measured in feet and inches.

From there I say we need more events. Ideas?

fart lighting.
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Society
Posts: 1,146
Apr 9, 2010 11:57am
justincredible wrote:
TBone14 wrote: Can we go back to the tri-athlon that was brewing earlier? I'd like to be a part of this. Not compete, but possilby book wagers and commission the event.

So far we are up to 3 events, hence triathlon. We could add more and go to quad or quint.

Date: Day of 2010 Chatter Open
What: An athlon, with prefix TBD.
Events: 9 Hole Match Play Event. Min 20 per hole, but I saw 40 thrown out there. Following that, there will be a MMA match between competitiors fathers. Then, we go the pissing match. Who can piss the furthest, lenght to be measured in feet and inches.

From there I say we need more events. Ideas?
I lol'd.
Me too!
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bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
Apr 9, 2010 12:07pm
TBone14 wrote: Can we go back to the tri-athlon that was brewing earlier? I'd like to be a part of this. Not compete, but possilby book wagers and commission the event.

So far we are up to 3 events, hence triathlon. We could add more and go to quad or quint.

Date: Day of 2010 Chatter Open
What: An athlon, with prefix TBD.
Events: 9 Hole Match Play Event. Min 20 per hole, but I saw 40 thrown out there. Following that, there will be a MMA match between competitiors fathers. Then, we go the pissing match. Who can piss the furthest, lenght to be measured in feet and inches.

From there I say we need more events. Ideas?

Is it length from the body or is cock length added to distance? I don' t think there is a bigger dick than Zwick is the only reason I ask.


and to the guy who said he can't score well because he leaves himself inside 100, heres an idea, hit 3 iron or something off the tee.
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justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 9, 2010 12:08pm
Society wrote:
justincredible wrote:
TBone14 wrote: Can we go back to the tri-athlon that was brewing earlier? I'd like to be a part of this. Not compete, but possilby book wagers and commission the event.

So far we are up to 3 events, hence triathlon. We could add more and go to quad or quint.

Date: Day of 2010 Chatter Open
What: An athlon, with prefix TBD.
Events: 9 Hole Match Play Event. Min 20 per hole, but I saw 40 thrown out there. Following that, there will be a MMA match between competitiors fathers. Then, we go the pissing match. Who can piss the furthest, lenght to be measured in feet and inches.

From there I say we need more events. Ideas?
I lol'd.
Me too!
+2. Awesome!