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superman
Posts: 3,582
Apr 6, 2010 1:46pm
Great story J-Crazy. I've gone off on people like that too. I'm just usually more sarcastic.
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berry
Posts: 475
Apr 6, 2010 1:47pm
Old dude obviously cut you some slack.
Normally you woulda been knocked shitless and then covered in produce.
Normally you woulda been knocked shitless and then covered in produce.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Apr 6, 2010 1:50pm
Thanks I'll jet right over to the churchchs_redskins wrote: if you don't want to go to hell, you should attend a church, and talk to their pastor and tell him that you want to accept jesus into your heart and get saved. Hell is not where you want to spend life.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 6, 2010 1:54pm
Yeah...me too... Especially if it's a Presbyterian one, so I can be a fucking asshole, too. L-O-FUCKING-L!!!!!Fab1b wrote:Thanks I'll jet right over to the churchchs_redskins wrote: if you don't want to go to hell, you should attend a church, and talk to their pastor and tell him that you want to accept jesus into your heart and get saved. Hell is not where you want to spend life.
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SnotBubbles
Apr 6, 2010 1:54pm
This may be the best actual "story" I've read on here.
One question though, that I'm surprised no one asked....did j_baby stop crying when j_crazy started erupting?
One question though, that I'm surprised no one asked....did j_baby stop crying when j_crazy started erupting?
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Apr 6, 2010 1:56pm
yes it was as if she was in shock.SnotBubbles wrote: This may be the best actual "story" I've read on here.
One question though, that I'm surprised no one asked....did j_baby stop crying when j_crazy started erupting?
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Apr 6, 2010 1:57pm
Jughead
Posts: 1,261
Apr 6, 2010 1:58pm
Epic story!
Only a 37% chance you are going to hell if the couple were Presbyterian...still 99% if they weren't.
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Apr 6, 2010 2:00pm
Hahahaha, that's awesome! Good for you.
This just reminds me of the baseball dads from South Park.
This just reminds me of the baseball dads from South Park.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Apr 6, 2010 2:05pm
Great story. Im pretty sure hells gonna be fun cause it seems like a lot more peoples gonna be there lol.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Apr 6, 2010 2:07pm
One of my favorite episodes for sure, Randy drunk at little league games "guess that's my guy"!! LMAOSQ_Crazies wrote: Hahahaha, that's awesome! Good for you.
This just reminds me of the baseball dads from South Park.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Apr 6, 2010 2:08pm
Well, if you are breaking the law by trespassing (which means you are poaching as well) and decide to take shots at me on my property....2quik4u wrote:thanks for the correction, but if you really act like that one day you may run into the wrong hunter who doesnt run awayLJ wrote:you're2quik4u wrote:your so coolLJ wrote: I would've pulled my gat and popped a few rounds into the air and yell "you wanna fuck me with me mother fucker, i'm fuckin crazy!!!".....
Oh wait that's how I chase unwanted hunters off of my property.
and they still keep trespassing, acting like the craziest person in the county doesn't keep them away, so what do you suggest I do?
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Apr 6, 2010 2:11pm
I thought this was America!Fab1b wrote:One of my favorite episodes for sure, Randy drunk at little league games "guess that's my guy"!! LMAOSQ_Crazies wrote: Hahahaha, that's awesome! Good for you.
This just reminds me of the baseball dads from South Park.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Apr 6, 2010 2:13pm
God I love that episode. It was on WGN the other night. BTW if you do Netflix they have almost all the South Park seasons on streamingSQ_Crazies wrote:I thought this was America!Fab1b wrote:One of my favorite episodes for sure, Randy drunk at little league games "guess that's my guy"!! LMAOSQ_Crazies wrote: Hahahaha, that's awesome! Good for you.
This just reminds me of the baseball dads from South Park.
2quik4u
Posts: 4,388
Apr 6, 2010 2:14pm
You never said before someone took shots at youLJ wrote:Well, if you are breaking the law by trespassing (which means you are poaching as well) and decide to take shots at me on my property....2quik4u wrote:thanks for the correction, but if you really act like that one day you may run into the wrong hunter who doesnt run awayLJ wrote:you're2quik4u wrote:your so coolLJ wrote: I would've pulled my gat and popped a few rounds into the air and yell "you wanna fuck me with me mother fucker, i'm fuckin crazy!!!".....
Oh wait that's how I chase unwanted hunters off of my property.
and they still keep trespassing, acting like the craziest person in the county doesn't keep them away, so what do you suggest I do?
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Apr 6, 2010 2:14pm
wow, you havent even received the "cool story bro" line yet haha. if anything, i bet jesus himself was laughing at this. and the question is, do any chatters want to fess up to being ole boy?
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Swamp Fox
Posts: 2,218
Apr 6, 2010 2:16pm
I've been teaching for 42 years in public school and I've been married for 44 years this coming summer. How bad can hell be?
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Apr 6, 2010 2:16pm
I'll confess to it in places where I don't think crying babies belong, but not in a freaking grocery storeGlory Days wrote: wow, you havent even received the "cool story bro" line yet haha. if anything, i bet jesus himself was laughing at this. and the question is, do any chatters want to fess up to being ole boy?
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Apr 6, 2010 2:19pm
Heelz
Posts: 780
Apr 6, 2010 2:26pm
Haha 1st off I think this story is great. 2nd you should have ended the conversation with one of these
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 6, 2010 2:27pm
Laughed my butt off. THanks for sharing.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Apr 6, 2010 2:36pm
That was funny, I needed that.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Apr 6, 2010 3:08pm
I woulda smacked you and your insolent brat upside the head. But that's mostly because I really have never found anything you post to be funny or relevent not because your idiot spawn was bawling its eyes out.
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Apr 6, 2010 3:11pm
It'd be funny to watch you get your ass beat by a dude in an engineering shirt at a grocery store.Tiernan wrote: I woulda smacked you and your insolent brat upside the head. But that's mostly because I really have never found anything you post to be funny or relevent not because your idiot spawn was bawling its eyes out.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 6, 2010 3:12pm
Oh shit! We got a Presbyterian on this thread now!Tiernan wrote: I woulda smacked you and your insolent brat upside the head. But that's mostly because I really have never found anything you post to be funny or relevent not because your idiot spawn was bawling its eyes out.