... for a persuasive speech I'm writing for class. Save yourself the time if you wanna give me the "do your own shit" speech. I'm just drawing blanks here. I want it to be funny and attention grabbing obviously.

Appreciate any input.

I'm thinking you should probably do your own fucking work, but what the hell.

I know a lady who made a piss poor choice of choosing a pet that, well, quite franky, sucked balls. Despite pleadings from her significant other that there would not be time enough to properly train the little shit hole, she got it anyway and paid a hefty price. She had to give a speech later on that required a persuasive concept and she was able to fill the time with humor (she did eventually get rid of the fucker to a new home) and it went over extremely well.

The only thing I have to say is that ytown's avatar is the greatest avatar I've ever seen, and I saw the movie haha

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What to do with good advice that actually isn't good?
Everyone a university degree.
How to get rid of boring blind dates.
If you think you can, you can - or not.
How to laugh every day.
Bingo keeps grandmoms off the streets.
What is a funny topic or humorous speech anyway?
Why vegetarian don't love animals.
The bigger the worser, or vary on the adjectives of this funny topic for a persuasive speech.
Limiting alternatives will make your choice easier.
Don't take life too seriously.
How to eat things you don’t like to eat.
How to blame your dog for everything that goes wrong.
Banks have to ban sunglasses and hats to avoid robberies.
Ordering the world the funny way.
It is impossible to change our characteristics.
Blonds are not stupid.
Why fair play doesn't work.
How to annoy the passenger next to you on a flight.
Ten ways to annoy your public.
How to handle unreadable Windows error messages.
What to do when you're stuck in an elevator.
Polite ways to ruin a reputation.
Humorous things to do with superglue.
How to find a funny topic for a persuasive speech.
How to use politically correct terms for embarrassing moments.
How the rich stay rich and the poor poor.
The benificial effects of smoking.
How to set up practical jokes.
And, finally this fun speech topic: The search for The Holy Grail is nothing compared to my search for a funny topics for a persuasive speech.

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1. Persuade your speech class mates that the more old cheese smells, the better it tastes.
2. Bars and nightclubs should provide transport home for its workers in the early hours.
3. Diet pills are an outstanding marketing trick.
4. People should never be allowed to be nude outdoors, or only be allowed at their own property.
5. TV advertising are in 99,9 percent not honest, and then reveal the secret messages and hidden persuaders in well-known commercials.
6. Arnold Schwarzenegger for president, not for president. Or make a top 3 of complete outsiders and elaborate on each person. That could be resulting in al lot of fun persuasive speech topics.
7. Canada has the friendliest people, it's a great misunderstanding that Canada has friendly people.
8. Public speaking teachers are, are not paid more than enough.
9. Men kissing men and women kissing women on tv is, is not repulsive. Other disgusting or just exiting habits, actions or movements can also result in speech topics for a fun persuasive speech.
10. Always sleep in your own bed. And then list the top 5 likes and dislikes and persuade your classmates to do so.
11. Smart people ought to be free to move to another country, must be forbidden to emigrate.
12. The color brown should be forbidden in bathrooms, or of course any other colors you don't like.
13. Pirates of the Caribbean is an absolutely overestimated movie, definitely needs a Part II.
14. If a woman wears short skirts it is okay for men to look at what she is showing, or another fun persuasive speech topic variant in this category could be: how to cope with women wearing short shorts or short tops and you don't know where to look.
15. Women are becoming the majority in universities, because they are smarter. This category of men are generally smarter than women or vice versa is a good source for fun persuasive speech topics.

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Why women should be able to walk around topless just like men.

BoatShoes wrote: Why women should be able to walk around topless just like men.

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BoatShoes wrote: Why women should be able to walk around topless just like men.

I believe, and someone correct me if I'm wrong, that in Columbus, it's legal for women to do this.

How about how to persuade 2 women to have sex with you at the same time without offering money?