GoChiefs wrote: I see ernest is STILL pissed b/c he couldn't be a mod. SMH.

LOL. If I were mod for a day, I'd ban mtrulz 5 times.

ernest_t_bass wrote:

GoChiefs wrote: I see ernest is STILL pissed b/c he couldn't be a mod. SMH.

LOL. If I were mod for a day, I'd ban mtrulz 5 times.

I lol'd.

Well in that case..can ernest please be granted the mod status he has so desperately been seeking? Cause I would love to see that happen!

I can promise you one thing... I ain't desperately seeking mod status. I can get jerked off in real life!

ernest_t_bass wrote: I can get jerked off in real life!

We know. You guys make it no secret that you and snot are friends in real life.

devil1197 wrote: A good one from today on my feed:

Happy Easter everyone!!!! My favorite holiday, I can't believe he would die for me!!! I love him so much!!!

My favorite Easter status thus far has been a friend of mine comparing Jesus and The Beatles (didn't go so hot the first time around, if I recall...), in saying that it's easy to make fun of Jesus...but not so easy to make fun of The Beatles. And, here I quote: "If Jesus had swoopy hair, played lead guitar, and recorded his message at Abbey Road, would he be easier to listen to? The independent artist who lived in 30AD died long before vinyls, CDs, and myspace music. Jesus had no major label to promote him, no microphone, no sex appeal. He must have done something worth remembering."

The message, at the core, is commendable, though likely not an original thought....but amidst the "likes", someone pointed out that the comparison was very apples/oranges, and a bit flawed. Not to mention, I mean....I think I know a ton of people that make fun of the Beatles. In some ways, it's become the "cool" thing to do, in indie music circles.

GoChiefs wrote:

ernest_t_bass wrote: I can get jerked off in real life!

We know. You guys make it no secret that you and snot are friends in real life.

I set myself up for that one.

I'm friends with a guy on Facebook who has over 270 video game reviews for some website. He has a lot of "woe is me" stati...

^^
That dude sounds like a REAL sad sack of a loser!

Also up there are the new moms I'm friends with who choose to post everything about their little bundle of joy for the world to see.

A sampling:

I am a cook, a housekeeper, a parent, a teacher, a referee, a nanny, a nurse, a handy man, a maid, security, and a comforter. I don't get holiday, sick pay, or a day off, I work through the day and some of the night, I am under paid and over worked, now tell me that YOUR job is harder then mine. Repost this if you're a MOM.

Bought a baby gate last night and got it installed. I don't think ****** is going to like her jail...

****'s class of nine has cases of pink eye, vomiting, diarrhea, and RSV. I shuddered when I dropped him off this morning.

gorocks99 wrote: Also up there are the new moms I'm friends with who choose to post everything about their little bundle of joy for the world to see.

A sampling:

I am a cook, a housekeeper, a parent, a teacher, a referee, a nanny, a nurse, a handy man, a maid, security, and a comforter. I don't get holiday, sick pay, or a day off, I work through the day and some of the night, I am under paid and over worked, now tell me that YOUR job is harder then mine. Repost this if you're a MOM.

With this one, you should comment that if she kept her legs closed or had access to a coat hanger, she wouldn't need to whine about how "hard" her job of being a mom is.

gorocks99 wrote: Also up there are the new moms I'm friends with who choose to post everything about their little bundle of joy for the world to see.

A sampling:

I am a cook, a housekeeper, a parent, a teacher, a referee, a nanny, a nurse, a handy man, a maid, security, and a comforter. I don't get holiday, sick pay, or a day off, I work through the day and some of the night, I am under paid and over worked, now tell me that YOUR job is harder then mine. Repost this if you're a MOM.

Bought a baby gate last night and got it installed. I don't think ****** is going to like her jail...

****'s class of nine has cases of pink eye, vomiting, diarrhea, and RSV. I shuddered when I dropped him off this morning.

i had one who was preggers and posted that she just left the doctor for her 39 week visit and was "already at 3 cm"

fuck off.

Heretic wrote:

gorocks99 wrote: Also up there are the new moms I'm friends with who choose to post everything about their little bundle of joy for the world to see.

A sampling:

I am a cook, a housekeeper, a parent, a teacher, a referee, a nanny, a nurse, a handy man, a maid, security, and a comforter. I don't get holiday, sick pay, or a day off, I work through the day and some of the night, I am under paid and over worked, now tell me that YOUR job is harder then mine. Repost this if you're a MOM.

With this one, you should comment that if she kept her legs closed or had access to a coat hanger, she wouldn't need to whine about how "hard" her job of being a mom is.

FWIW i've nicknamed my fists "the free clinic."

I'm not a big fan of the "Repost this if you want to show how little originality you have, but still want to self promote yourself doing the right thing!" posts. They are popping up in full force, lately.

Facebook is a government ploy to take over people's lives. It is working.

If you are over 17 and post on FB you are either a perv or socially retarded.

Tiernan wrote: If you are over 17 and post on FB you are either a perv or socially retarded.

I'm a perv. But I'm only friends with dudes on the Book.

^^^
actually you're more of just an ass-hole.

Tiernan wrote: If you are over 17 and post on MySpace you are either a perv or socially retarded.

I agree!

Tiernan wrote: If you are over 17 and post on FB you are either a perv or socially retarded.

I'm both!

Tiernan wrote: ^^^
actually you're more of just an ass-hole.

Perhaps, but I didn't want to say it out loud.

there are 2 married people at work that are engaging in some immoral after-hours...and before hours...activities. And they post stuff about it on their facebook pages. Every time we see something horrible we talk about it....I annoy myself every time.