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bigdaddy2003

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Apr 2, 2010 4:16 PM
Has anyone ever had food poisoning? If so what are the symptoms?
Apr 2, 2010 4:16pm
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UA5straightin2008

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Apr 2, 2010 4:37 PM
diarrhea, nausea, vomiting
Apr 2, 2010 4:37pm
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Apr 2, 2010 4:41 PM
Yup just had it a couple months ago from Wendy's. Soon you'll throw up everything that goes down, even water, so I recommend just taking sips of water every little bit instead of drinking it down.
Apr 2, 2010 4:41pm
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Apr 2, 2010 4:44 PM
Better just keep your ass on the toilet and head in the trash can.
Apr 2, 2010 4:44pm
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Apr 2, 2010 4:46 PM
Ever heard of Google?
Apr 2, 2010 4:46pm
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Manhattan Buckeye

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Apr 2, 2010 4:47 PM
The feeling that you're going to die, and you don't mind if you do.

The last time I had it (bad fish) I felt so cold, yet was sweating bullets. Throwing up/diarrhea would have been a relief, I tried to make myself vomit but couldn't do it.
Apr 2, 2010 4:47pm
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Apr 2, 2010 5:59 PM
Hm yes I have heard of Google and I used it to look up food poisoning. My bad for starting a topic on it though. I forgot it was mandatory to read every thread that was posted. Damn I guess I better check the rules next time Early Cuyler. Thanks for the heads up.....
Apr 2, 2010 5:59pm
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Apr 2, 2010 6:04 PM
A couple of years ago I had it from Taco Bell. I threw up out of my ass and later vomited the normal way.
Apr 2, 2010 6:04pm
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Shane Falco

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Apr 2, 2010 6:11 PM
I think there might be a song titled

"Ass on the toliet, head in the (trash) can"

Or there should be :)
Apr 2, 2010 6:11pm
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rugbywrestler

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Apr 2, 2010 6:24 PM
Pup wrote: Better just keep your ass on the toilet and head in the trash can.
QFT
Apr 2, 2010 6:24pm
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bigdaddy2003

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Apr 2, 2010 6:30 PM
Yeah, the time I have spent in the bathroom has been awful lol. It looks like someone dumped a bottle of Yoohoo in the toilet.
Apr 2, 2010 6:30pm
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Apr 2, 2010 7:52 PM
Had it one time... My gut felt like it was doing rolls inside of me. Like Manhattan Buckeye, I had the cold sweats... Couldn't get warm and actually shit myself while I was sleeping. Something I never want to experience ever again.
Apr 2, 2010 7:52pm
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capninsano

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Apr 2, 2010 9:38 PM
I've only had it once..I got it from fazzoli's years ago...the first and only time I have ever been there....not fun. I'm actually surprised I haven't had it more often, I eat sushi all the time, all of my red meat is bloody, and even chicken/pork/turkey I flirt with its doneness.
Apr 2, 2010 9:38pm
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bigdaddy2003

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Apr 3, 2010 8:03 AM
sonofsam wrote: Had it one time... My gut felt like it was doing rolls inside of me. Like Manhattan Buckeye, I had the cold sweats... Couldn't get warm and actually shit myself while I was sleeping. Something I never want to experience ever again.
Yeah, this is exactly what is going on with me. I have only slept like 2 hours total and every time I woke up I had shit myself. It's been a crappy night.
Apr 3, 2010 8:03am
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Apr 3, 2010 8:16 AM
I only had it once, from some chicken left in the fridge to long. I was lucky and never threw up but I did spend all day sitting on the toilet and also had the cold sweats...one of the worst feelings ever.
Apr 3, 2010 8:16am
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Nate

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Apr 3, 2010 9:13 AM
{sarcasm}
JESUS BIGDADDY

Steps for asking a question
1) GOOGLE IT
2) SEARCH FOR IT IN SERIOUS BUSINESS
3) CALL 411
4) CALL PRESIDENT OBAMA
5) TEXT NGB

THEN

6) POST ON SERIOUS BUSINESS

DONT EVER JUMP STRAIGHT TO STEP 6! JESUS CHRIST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?

{/sarcasm}
Apr 3, 2010 9:13am
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Apr 5, 2010 1:54 PM
Man this has been the crappiest couple of days in my life. Pardon the pun. I'm still sick.
Apr 5, 2010 1:54pm
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Apr 5, 2010 4:37 PM
Was pretty sure about a year ago that I had a major case of food poisoning but the ghetto hospital I was at acted like there was no way it was possible.

I go from feeling normal one day to eating at mcdonald's and being deathly ill the next.

They passed it off as being http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastroenteritis
Apr 5, 2010 4:37pm
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Apr 5, 2010 4:39 PM
It will be coming out of both ends!!!!
Apr 5, 2010 4:39pm
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Apr 5, 2010 4:40 PM
I got food posioning from Damo's when I was 11. I felt horrible for a week.
Apr 5, 2010 4:40pm
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Apr 6, 2010 12:25 AM
bigdaddy2003 wrote:
I have only slept like 2 hours total and every time I woke up I had shit myself. It's been a crappy night.
Literally. :)
Apr 6, 2010 12:25am