A text from my Husband

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power i

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Nov 18, 2009 10:02 AM
Just received this from Hubby. Thought I'd pass it along so someone could get a chuckle out of it.

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman:

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one Gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

Looks like someone is sleeping with their gun tonight.
Nov 18, 2009 10:02am
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xnds1fan

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Nov 18, 2009 11:33 AM
I thought that was pretty funny, Mrs Xnds not so much.
Nov 18, 2009 11:33am
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Chesapeake

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Nov 18, 2009 11:41 AM
Nice!
Nov 18, 2009 11:41am
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fiver

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Nov 18, 2009 11:51 AM
That's pretty good!
Nov 18, 2009 11:51am
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gerb131

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Nov 18, 2009 11:52 AM
This is my rifle this is my gun, this one is for killing this one is for fun!
Nice list.
Nov 18, 2009 11:52am
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darbypitcher22

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Nov 18, 2009 12:16 PM
That's pretty good.
Nov 18, 2009 12:16pm
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zambrown

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Nov 18, 2009 1:42 PM
...there are many like it, but this one is mine...

Thanks for a good chuckle, power_i!
Nov 18, 2009 1:42pm
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Nov 18, 2009 2:24 PM
Cute. I'm not sure how my wife would think about this but I'll copy and ask her tonight.
Nov 18, 2009 2:24pm
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power i

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Nov 18, 2009 2:35 PM
zambrown, you can just call me power i from now on. I dropped the _ when I defected. ;)
Nov 18, 2009 2:35pm
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Websurfinbird

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Nov 18, 2009 4:01 PM
My man doesn't own a gun, so hopefully I'm a decent alternative.
Nov 18, 2009 4:01pm
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Sage

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Nov 18, 2009 4:02 PM
This is too long to be a text.
Nov 18, 2009 4:02pm
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dave

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Nov 18, 2009 4:04 PM
lol
Nov 18, 2009 4:04pm
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sleeper

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Nov 18, 2009 4:08 PM
i lol'd
Nov 18, 2009 4:08pm
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power i

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Nov 18, 2009 4:10 PM
Sage, pm me your number and I'll text it to you.
Nov 18, 2009 4:10pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:11 PM
power i wrote: Sage, pm me your number and I'll text it to you.
Nov 18, 2009 4:11pm
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power i

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Nov 18, 2009 4:23 PM
Thanks for ruining my plan, justin. :( I was just gonna have a little fun with the boy.
Nov 18, 2009 4:23pm