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Mar 25, 2013 4:33 PM
like_that;1414314 wrote:Yet miamis undergrad is still ranked higher and they are the too ranked public university in Ohio. Keep juking out the facts though.
Ohio State is more concerned with churning out top talent for the world rather than crafting their schools towards meaningless rankings developed by people who couldn't get in. :thumbup:
Mar 25, 2013 4:33pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:34 PM
like_that;1414314 wrote:Yet miamis undergrad is still ranked higher and they are the too ranked public university in Ohio. Keep juking out the facts though.
Lot easier to skate by when you class size is 300+. At miami where class size is about 20 or less and they have academic standards, its going to be a lot tougher no doubt.
Mar 25, 2013 4:34pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:34 PM
sleeper;1414316 wrote:Why would I compare microcosms of a university? I'm talking overall, the only relevant number. Honestly, Ohio State and Miami aren't even in the same breath; we should be comparing Ohio State with other B1G institutions like Northwestern, Michigan, Illinois, and Wisconsin as well as strong academic powerhouses like Vanderbilt, Virginia and Stanford. Miami? LOL. Who? :laugh:

Let me know when OSU is known as a public ivy of the Midwest.

Cue sleepers jerk off failsponse about how ivys are a joke.
Mar 25, 2013 4:34pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:34 PM
sleeper;1414320 wrote:Ohio State is more concerned with churning out top talent in football/basketball for the world rather than crafting their schools towards academic standards :thumbup:
FIFY
Mar 25, 2013 4:34pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:36 PM
Miami admits 73% of applicants; Ohio State 63%. :laugh:
Mar 25, 2013 4:36pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:37 PM
like_that;1414323 wrote:Let me know when OSU is known as a public ivy of the Midwest.

Cue sleepers jerk off failsponse about how ivys are a joke.
Called marketing bro. Miami has to market the hell out of their school since their notable alumni could fit on 1 page with 25 pt font. :laugh:
Mar 25, 2013 4:37pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:38 PM
Commander of Awesome;1414321 wrote:Lot easier to skate by when you class size is 300+. At miami where class size is about 20 or less and they have academic standards, its going to be a lot tougher no doubt.
Easier to skate by when daddy pays all your bills. :thumbup:
Mar 25, 2013 4:38pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:40 PM
sleeper;1414326 wrote:Miami admits 73% of applicants; Ohio State 63%. :laugh:
Percentage in the top 10% of their class

Miami-39%
OSU-10%
Mar 25, 2013 4:40pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:40 PM
Commander of Awesome;1414324 wrote:FIFY
We do that too. Top talent, top leaders, Ohio State. :thumbup:
Mar 25, 2013 4:40pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:41 PM
sleeper;1414328 wrote:Called marketing bro. Miami has to market the hell out of their school since their notable alumni could fit on 1 page with 25 pt font. :laugh:
Our alumni recently have been pretty bad (Rapistfucker and Paul Ryan) but we also have giants in the business industry and a US president. OSU has Troy Smith.

Also lot easier to have more alumni when you have 60k+ students.
Mar 25, 2013 4:41pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:42 PM
sleeper;1414332 wrote:We do that too. Top talent, top leaders, Ohio State. :thumbup:
Second best in state :thumbup:
Mar 25, 2013 4:42pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:44 PM
dlazz;1414199 wrote:,yes wee shoult all aspire to be liek Belly
Hell yes! You should be aspired to be like Belly</SPAN>
Worked at 8, got laid at 9, drunk at 10, beat up and beat others an 11, arrested at 12, kick out of school 13, stabbed at 14&#8230; That just the beginning of my resume of living, may not be pretty but valuable lesson learned, something classroom don&#8217;t teach..</SPAN>

Toting your 4.0 GPA jobless achievements, perfect spelling and grammar on that file 13 resume and lets not forget that premier college that got you the second rate, unhappy, miserable present employment position. </SPAN>

WTF if I had your education opportunities, security of a family life and the comforts of knowing a stable home I could be more that who I am now. </SPAN>

&#8220;I sent in my resume&#8221; &#8230; You fucking ***** is that the best you can do &#8230; that&#8217;s it Even a stupid mofo like me wouldn&#8217;t hire a run of the mill, standard protocol loser for a position of authority. Look for a few good men with backbone please apply &#8230; </SPAN>

How about showing some fucking heart, go get it, ask for it, do something at shows you want it, sharpen your skills for the position, challenge the system, let them know who you really are&#8230; what the worst thing that could happen &#8220;rejection&#8221; WTH you already gotten that&#8230;. Now the time to work up from that </SPAN>

How many times of rejection before you get a pair and go after what you want,&#8230; or are you not sure you can handle what you want.. </SPAN>

Belly rule: Rejection is the starting point of success</SPAN>
Mar 25, 2013 4:44pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:45 PM
Commander of Awesome;1414331 wrote:Percentage in the top 10% of their class

Miami-39%
OSU-10%
Percentage of OSU students who didn't go to curve inflated private schools with daddies credit card: 99%
Percent of Miami students who are working at McDonalds or living post grad on daddies's credit card: 89% :laugh:
Mar 25, 2013 4:45pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:45 PM
sleeper;1414328 wrote:Called marketing bro. Miami has to market the hell out of their school since their notable alumni could fit on 1 page with 25 pt font. :laugh:

Miami didnt coin that term nice fail. Also all the stuff you have spewed isn't marketing OSU brainwashed you with? Lolfail

Also take away athletics and I'm willing to bet Miami has more distinguished alumni than OSU.
Mar 25, 2013 4:45pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:45 PM
Per Forbes:

The top 74 U. S. Business Schools

OSU ranks 34th. Miami (OH) is unranked.

Hope this helps.
Mar 25, 2013 4:45pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:46 PM
Commander of Awesome;1414333 wrote:Our alumni recently have been pretty bad (Rapistfucker and Paul Ryan) but we also have giants in the business industry and a US president. OSU has Troy Smith.

Also lot easier to have more alumni when you have 60k+ students.
Lot easier to grow as a school when everyone wants to go there. Miami doesn't have the demand that Ohio State has thus can't expand. Only so many people have daddies' credit card at their disposable and almost all of the them already went to Miami. :laugh:
Mar 25, 2013 4:46pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:47 PM
O-Trap;1414339 wrote:Per Forbes:

The top 74 U. S. Business Schools

OSU ranks 34th. Miami (OH) is unranked.

Hope this helps.
That's graduate school. Miami focuses on undergrad so that makes sense. When I was there they had less than 1000 graduate students. 90% of OSU's resources go to Graduate programs and athletics. 5% go to cleaning up the stadiums and taking trash like michigan fans behind the woodshed.
Mar 25, 2013 4:47pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:47 PM
Percentage of OSU students who go to fail douche bars in DC to try an get laid: 100%

Miami: 0%
Mar 25, 2013 4:47pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:48 PM
like_that;1414338 wrote:Miami didnt coin that term nice fail. Also all the stuff you have spewed isn't marketing OSU brainwashed you with? Lolfail

Also take away athletics and I'm willing to bet Miami has more distinguished alumni than OSU.
Miami was founded 60 years earlier than OSU. That is the only reason old farts and people with stuffed shirts even think Miami is on the map. There is virtually no top talent that even bothers going to Miami. The best students in the world are international and Miami can't attract the attention of any of them. Sorry bro, you've been hoodwinked; hopefully daddies' credit card keeps working hard. :thumbup:
Mar 25, 2013 4:48pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:48 PM
Commander of Awesome;1414342 wrote:That's graduate school. Miami focuses on undergrad so that makes sense. When I was there they had less than 1000 graduate students.
Ah, this discussion isn't about that. Fair enough.
Mar 25, 2013 4:48pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:49 PM
Commander of Awesome;1414342 wrote:That's graduate school. Miami focuses on undergrad so that makes sense. When I was there they had less than 1000 graduate students. 90% of OSU's resources go to Graduate programs and athletics. 5% go to cleaning up the stadiums and taking trash like michigan fans behind the woodshed.
I'd focus on undergrad too if I was irrelevant. :thumbup:
Mar 25, 2013 4:49pm
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Mar 25, 2013 4:51 PM
Belly35;1414336 wrote:&#8220;I sent in my resume&#8221; &#8230; You fucking ***** is that the best you can do &#8230; that&#8217;s it
Given the entities that I send most of my applications into, yes that is all I can do.

Get off of your high horse.
Mar 25, 2013 4:51pm