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Nick Mangold

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May 25, 2011 1:48 PM
Since there seems to be a booming discussion on unusual kids names in the other thread I figure I'd start this to get that thread back on track.
May 25, 2011 1:48pm
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j_crazy

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May 25, 2011 1:53 PM
T-a. Pronounced tadasha.
May 25, 2011 1:53pm
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Thread Bomber

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May 25, 2011 1:53 PM
This is because you lead a sad life....
May 25, 2011 1:53pm
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May 25, 2011 1:54 PM
My favorite is still SaPhillis.
May 25, 2011 1:54pm
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Nick Mangold

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May 25, 2011 1:57 PM
My wife and I have agreed on a system for naming our kids once we finally have one. If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and middle) and she picks one of them. If it's a girl she comes up with the list of three and I pick one. We'll see if it actually works that way, though. She doesn't seem to like the boy names I come up with. I'm a big fan of the name Clarence (great-grandfathers name, died when I was a baby) but she can only picture an old black man with that name. If we do have a son his middle name will most likely be Melvin which was my grandfathers name.
May 25, 2011 1:57pm
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May 25, 2011 1:57 PM
j_crazy;780230 wrote:T-a. Pronounced tadasha.

I have also heard La-a pronounced Ladasha.

I recently heard a story about a girl who let her sister name her twins so the aunt named them "Denise" and "Danephew"
and someone named twins Lemonjello and Orangejello
May 25, 2011 1:57pm
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Nick Mangold

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May 25, 2011 1:58 PM
Thread Bomber;780231 wrote:This is because you lead a sad life....

I do? I do.
May 25, 2011 1:58pm
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enigmaax

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May 25, 2011 1:59 PM
justincredible;780220 wrote:Since there seems to be a booming discussion on unusual kids names in the other thread I figure I'd start this to get that thread back on track.

Yeah, uh...sorry about that.

So anyway, I had always heard the joke about a kid named Shithead (not pronounced shit-head, you know). Then I actually saw a Shithead firsthand while working at a hospital in Delaware a few years ago. It was an older Indian lady.
May 25, 2011 1:59pm
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May 25, 2011 1:59 PM
justincredible;780238 wrote:My wife and I have agreed on a system for naming our kids once we finally have one. If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and last) and she picks one of them. If it's a girl she comes up with the list of three and I pick one. We'll see if it actually works that way, though. She doesn't seem to like the boy names I come up with. I'm a big fan of the name Clarence (great-grandfathers name, died when I was a baby) but she can only picture an old black man with that name. If we do have a son his middle name will most likely be Melvin which was my grandfathers name.

I picture It's a Wonderful Life with the name Clarence
May 25, 2011 1:59pm
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May 25, 2011 1:59 PM
justincredible;780238 wrote:My wife and I have agreed on a system for naming our kids once we finally have one. If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and last) and she picks one of them. If it's a girl she comes up with the list of three and I pick one. We'll see if it actually works that way, though. She doesn't seem to like the boy names I come up with. I'm a big fan of the name Clarence (great-grandfathers name, died when I was a baby) but she can only picture an old black man with that name. If we do have a son his middle name will most likely be Melvin which was my grandfathers name.

Uhhh.. I think you need to have sex before you start naming things...
May 25, 2011 1:59pm
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May 25, 2011 2:00 PM
justincredible;780238 wrote:If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and last)

Are you going to choose your last name or let her have sex with someone else?
May 25, 2011 2:00pm
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May 25, 2011 2:01 PM
justincredible;780238 wrote:If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and last) and she picks one of them.

You have to come up with the last name too? Like, you have to guess who the father is?
May 25, 2011 2:01pm
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Nick Mangold

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May 25, 2011 2:01 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;780246 wrote:Are you going to choose your last name or let her have sex with someone else?

Oops. lolfail
May 25, 2011 2:01pm
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May 25, 2011 2:01 PM
anything with a De, La, Ja, Jer, Ma in front of an other wise normal name. I like one syllable names that aren't unisex. Ironically i have a long name that is unisex.
May 25, 2011 2:01pm
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Nick Mangold

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May 25, 2011 2:02 PM
I've fixed it. But yeah, my wife is a whore.
May 25, 2011 2:02pm
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Nick Mangold

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May 25, 2011 2:02 PM
enigmaax;780243 wrote:Yeah, uh...sorry about that.

lol, not your fault.
May 25, 2011 2:02pm
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May 25, 2011 2:04 PM
justincredible;780252 wrote:I've fixed it. But yeah, my wife is a whore.

Yeah she is! I guarantee I've paid half you mortgage from the time i've spent with her.
May 25, 2011 2:04pm
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May 25, 2011 2:14 PM
justincredible;780220 wrote:Since there seems to be a booming discussion on unusual kids names in the other thread I figure I'd start this to get that thread back on track.

Oh, you figured, huh?
May 25, 2011 2:14pm
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May 25, 2011 2:16 PM
justincredible;780238 wrote:My wife and I have agreed on a system for naming our kids once we finally have one. If it's a boy I come up with a list of three names (first and middle) and she picks one of them. If it's a girl she comes up with the list of three and I pick one. We'll see if it actually works that way, though. She doesn't seem to like the boy names I come up with. I'm a big fan of the name Clarence (great-grandfathers name, died when I was a baby) but she can only picture an old black man with that name. If we do have a son his middle name will most likely be Melvin which was my grandfathers name.

any kid you have will grow up to be an old black man.


amirite?
May 25, 2011 2:16pm
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May 25, 2011 2:17 PM
Female (pronounced Fem-AH-ley), since it was on the pink card on the incubator, she thought the hospital had already named her baby :rolleyes:
May 25, 2011 2:17pm
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May 25, 2011 2:19 PM
also JC's system is retarded. i want my kid to be named Howard Thomas, but my wife hates that name.

Using your system I'd come up with Howard Thomas, Jugdish Naveen, and Consuelo Rodrigo. She'd be forced to pick my name or face a lifetime of ridicule as I'd berate our kid daily if his name was Jugdish or Consuelo.
May 25, 2011 2:19pm
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Gblock

May 25, 2011 2:24 PM
couple good ones from this year

raylishiah
kimia
kwentez
rai'shawn
ahpercy
damyah
d'ahveyahn
Donparion
zacchaeus
shasha(sasha)wtf?
Nefertiti
de'anjanique
Vaunjele'
Tere'l
Makyla
skyler
theirionnia
quarizma

you cant make it up
May 25, 2011 2:24pm
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Nick Mangold

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May 25, 2011 2:24 PM
j_crazy;780280 wrote:also JC's system is retarded. i want my kid to be named Howard Thomas, but my wife hates that name.

Using your system I'd come up with Howard Thomas, Jugdish Naveen, and Consuelo Rodrigo. She'd be forced to pick my name or face a lifetime of ridicule as I'd berate our kid daily if his name was Jugdish or Consuelo.

We've both promised not to do that. Obviously if I come up with one normal name and two ridiculous names she's not going to pick any of them.
May 25, 2011 2:24pm
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May 25, 2011 2:25 PM
justincredible;780287 wrote:We've both promised not to do that. Obviously if I come up with one normal name and two ridiculous names she's not going to pick any of them.

you trust the woman who's sleeping around on you?


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May 25, 2011 2:25pm
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Nick Mangold

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May 25, 2011 2:26 PM
For girls names I really like Jacqueline and Evelyn. My wife won't go for Jacqueline because there are already two women in my family with that name (grandma and cousin). She likes Evelyn but I don't think it's one she'll put on her list.
May 25, 2011 2:26pm