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Heretic

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Sep 16, 2010 1:49 PM
BR1986FB;486057 wrote:I'm sure he would respond but (as his Facebook status said yesterday) he's probably too busy "rocking out to Cher, Bonnie Tyler & Bette Midler (or someone like that)." He's obviously OC's resident Tobias Funke.

I think Thursday is "Golden Girls Marathon with bottle of hand cream" day at the Mantooth home, so I don't expect too much in the way of retorts until tomorrow.
Sep 16, 2010 1:49pm
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BR1986FB

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Sep 16, 2010 1:58 PM
Heretic;486063 wrote:I think Thursday is "Golden Girls Marathon with bottle of hand cream" day at the Mantooth home, so I don't expect too much in the way of retorts until tomorrow.

If he could parlay that into a weekend "Sex in the City" marathon he'd die and go to heaven. Something about SeaBiscuit Jessica Parker that makes him all warm & fuzzy inside, he says.

BTW.... I can see his response now...."Haters!!!"
Sep 16, 2010 1:58pm
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Heretic

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Sep 16, 2010 2:09 PM
BR1986FB;486075 wrote:If he could parlay that into a weekend "Sex in the City" marathon he'd die and go to heaven. Something about SeaBiscuit Jessica Parker that makes him all warm & fuzzy inside, he says.

BTW.... I can see his response now...."Haters!!!"

She makes him feel warm and fuzzy? Man, my usual reaction's more like "SPIDERS ARE CRAWLING IN MY BRAIN!!!!" Somethin' ain't right with that boy...
Sep 16, 2010 2:09pm
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Sep 16, 2010 2:19 PM
Heretic;486091 wrote:She makes him feel warm and fuzzy? Man, my usual reaction's more like "SPIDERS ARE CRAWLING IN MY BRAIN!!!!" Somethin' ain't right with that boy...

I heard that if he could get the "menage" going with SeaBiscuit & Bea Arthur, well....I would say throw a donkey in there to make it weird but you already have SJP so that base is covered.
Sep 16, 2010 2:19pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Sep 17, 2010 4:12 PM
PIttsburgh Steelers fanbase
Sep 17, 2010 4:12pm
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Art Modell

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Sep 17, 2010 4:45 PM
DeyDurkie5;487383 wrote:PIttsburgh Steelers fanbase

That's not hate. It's called jealousy.
Sep 17, 2010 4:45pm
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Sep 17, 2010 5:01 PM
NE Ohio bandwagon Steeler, Yankee and Michigan fans (although there aren't too many of the latter left).
Sep 17, 2010 5:01pm
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Sep 17, 2010 5:06 PM
killdeer;485483 wrote: 2. Ohio resident U of M fans who have no connection whatsoever to the U of M......they just like their funky helmets and get off on the whole oppositional thing. Fake and completely transparent. Now, if you live in Ohio and attended the U of M; you have the cred and my full permission to root for whomever you want, no matter how mistaken you may be.

I'll never get why this is such a big deal. Toledo is a stone's throw from Ann Arbor, in the NFL it's considered Detroit's secondary market as well as Cleveland's. Those people grow up hearing as much, if not more about UM goings on than OSU. Just because there's a state line between there doesn't mean anything to me. UM is RIGHT FUCKING THERE, so I get people going with what they grew up hearing about based simply on the proximity.

I live basically equidistant from Cleveland and Pittsburgh. I grew up rooting for Cleveland, but I don't feel obligated simply because I'm 15 miles on the Ohio side of the OH/PA border.
Sep 17, 2010 5:06pm
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Sep 17, 2010 5:19 PM
Art Modell;487436 wrote:That's not hate. It's called jealousy.

no no, it's hate...Browns fan for life mutha fucka
Sep 17, 2010 5:19pm
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Ender Wiggin

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Sep 17, 2010 5:22 PM
ALL.LA.FANS.

They are the worst of the worst band wagon pieces of shit in history. You can ask anyone rocking a Kobe jersey or a dodgers jersey to name 5 players and they could not do it.

I wish I never moved out here.
Sep 17, 2010 5:22pm
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Sep 17, 2010 6:14 PM
1) Fresno State fans- I'm not a big fan of Meth Addicts in general, especially when they congolomerate in one place to watch a football game. A few years ago one of Oregon States players was hit with a screwdriver on his walk into the stadium. Just a completely trashy fanbase, it's like the trashiest segments of the Raider Nation decided to all get behind the same college team.

2) Raiders fans- As the Raider fan at the bar explained it to me "We're not just fans, we're a brotherhood", get over yourself you toothless hilljack, you are fans of a shitty football team, nothing more nothing less, drop the motorcycle gang routine...

3) Miami Hurricane fans- Typically suburban white kids attempting to be thugs....

4) Cubs fans- Most of the ones I've met remind me of the guy at the bar you try to avoid. Loud, crass, opinionated, but with the intelligence of a slug, spends most of the time making creepy comments to the waitress...
Sep 17, 2010 6:14pm
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Sep 17, 2010 7:19 PM
DeyDurkie5;487461 wrote:no no, it's hate...Browns fan for life mutha fucka

You're gonna look good in that avatar I got picked out for ya. hahahaaaaa
Sep 17, 2010 7:19pm
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Sep 17, 2010 7:45 PM
The Douche Bag Troll Fanbase AKA Art Modell
Sep 17, 2010 7:45pm
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BuckeyeBlue

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Sep 18, 2010 12:25 AM
I can't really hate on any one entire fan base. All fan bases have good and bad fans. Of course, teams with larger fan bases are going to have more bad fans than smaller ones, hence the reason there are so many Ohio State fans who can't talk intelligently about any football beyond the Buckeyes (this coming from a die hard Buckeyes fan). I just can't stand ignorant fans. If you want to talk about football/baseball/basketball and present/argue your opinion at least have a background understanding of the other side of the argument. Its pretty hard to refute the other person's point when you can't make any rational arguments and rely on emotion and blind loyalty to back your case.
Sep 18, 2010 12:25am
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Sep 18, 2010 12:33 AM
Any fan who is realistic and knowledgeable is good with me. I hate any fan who is an overwhelming Homer.

If you support your team and respect other true fans who do the same for their team then you are golden in my book.

I am a huge Steelers fan but you never see me talking shit about the browns. I respect most of their fans. Live and let live.
Sep 18, 2010 12:33am
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Sep 19, 2010 7:47 PM
1. Washington Capitals fans-Ask them who Dainus Zubrus and Peter Bondra are.

2. Bengals-"Who Dey", damn thats annoying.

3. Canadians(MTL)-Yeah, you won 20 some stanley cups when there were only 6 teams. Stfu.
Sep 19, 2010 7:47pm
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Sep 19, 2010 7:53 PM
Steelers
Penguins
Sep 19, 2010 7:53pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 19, 2010 8:02 PM
lhslep134;485521 wrote:I hate people who actually care about why or who someone else roots for.


Get a fucking life. People support whoever they want to support. By caring even slightly about that, you're automatically worse than however bad you perceive them to be.

This 100 times.
Sep 19, 2010 8:02pm
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Sep 19, 2010 8:09 PM
The_Crosby_Show;490016 wrote:1. Washington Capitals fans-Ask them who Dainus Zubrus and Peter Bondra are.

Haha, that was actually when I followed Hockey. Wasn't Jim Carrey their goalie?
Sep 19, 2010 8:09pm
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Sep 19, 2010 9:00 PM
Boston fans piss me off. Mostly because Boston teams piss me off.
Sep 19, 2010 9:00pm
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Heretic

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Sep 20, 2010 12:21 AM
darbypitcher22;490020 wrote:Steelers
Penguins

Okay, Yankees. "I love proudly bragging about my successful team, but can't stand living in college around fanbases cheering their successful teams in leagues that operate under rules where teams can't simply outspend the competition to win..."
Sep 20, 2010 12:21am
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Sep 20, 2010 12:31 AM
I have a buddy who is all over the map...pisses me off more then anything.....

NFL- Dallas Cowboys
MLB- Cincinnati Reds
NBA- Boston Celtics
NHL- Columbus Blue Jackets
NCAAF- Ohio State Buckeyes
NCAAB- Duke Blue Devils...

Has to be one of the biggest fucking Bandwagon guys I know of.
Sep 20, 2010 12:31am
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Sep 20, 2010 12:43 AM
^ I can do better than that. An acquaintance of mine is a fan of:

MLB: Yankees
NBA: Lakers
NHL: Red Wings
NCAAF: Florida
NCAAB: Kansas
NFL: Jets AND Giants... Don't even ask me how that works.
Sep 20, 2010 12:43am
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Sep 20, 2010 12:49 AM
Tiger, are you a Steelers fan? I only ask because you say stuff like "lets finish this" in the in game thread.
Sep 20, 2010 12:49am
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Sep 20, 2010 12:51 AM
karen lotz;490496 wrote:Tiger, are you a Steelers fan? I only ask because you say stuff like "lets finish this" in the in game thread.

Yes I am a Steelers fan.
Sep 20, 2010 12:51am