Go on with your bad self, Long Duck!!!

http://www.flowrestling.org/videos/coverage/view_video/235990-2009-navy-classic/214334-157-lbs-finals-bryce-saddoris-navy-vs-jesse-dong-virginia-tech

When I first read "Check out J Dong" I thought for a moment I was back to the NSFW page...


A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want to play a game? See those two rib-eyes nailed to the ceiling? You get to throw one dart. If you hit one, you get to take them home and I'll give you a free drink." The man says, "No thanks, the steaks are too high."

See... the steaks... They are TOO high!?!?!?! Get it? Too HIGH???

Oh that's rich! That's grand, even. Well done, said...well done!