What will you do with your stimulus money?

birddog23 Senior Member
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Fri, Apr 17, 2020 12:54 PM
posted by justincredible

Has anyone who checked the IRS website and got the following message actually received their payment?

I did see on the news that sometimes that error occurs because something isn't matching up. Street name not capitalized or hyphenated, middle initial used instead of full middle name, etc. So I guess make sure that all is correct and matching....

BRF Senior Member
11,621 posts 111 reps Joined Nov 2009
Fri, Apr 17, 2020 1:00 PM
posted by justincredible

I think we figured it out. We never get a refund, so they don't have our direct deposit on file. Derp.

Just read this article and we are in the same boat:

https://www.foxbusiness.com/money/still-no-stimulus-check-in-your-bank-account-heres-why-it-may-be-delayed

Funny thing is, we haven’t filed our 2019, so we have to go by 2018 in which we owed to Federal for the first time in many many years. 

BRF Senior Member
11,621 posts 111 reps Joined Nov 2009
Fri, Apr 17, 2020 8:06 PM

I went to the IRS site and it won’t allow me to enter my banking data until I file my 2019 tax return OR I can just wait until I get a check in the mail. 

queencitybuckeye Senior Member
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Sat, Apr 18, 2020 1:18 PM

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Sat, Apr 18, 2020 6:41 PM
posted by queencitybuckeye


gut Senior Member
18,369 posts 117 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sat, Apr 18, 2020 6:44 PM

Why are hookers addicted to meth the best?

 

No teeth

ernest_t_bass 12th Son of the Lama
26,698 posts 204 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sat, Apr 18, 2020 8:29 PM

How bout 100 $12 prostitutes? 

gut Senior Member
18,369 posts 117 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sat, Apr 18, 2020 8:31 PM
posted by ernest_t_bass

How bout 100 $12 prostitutes? 

80 $15 prostitutes - hookers deserve a living wage, too

O-Trap Chief Shenanigans Officer
18,909 posts 140 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sat, Apr 18, 2020 9:46 PM
posted by gut

80 $15 prostitutes - hookers deserve a living wage, too

Well, if you buy a ticket to Thailand, you can still probably get 100 at a living wage.

gut Senior Member
18,369 posts 117 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sun, Apr 19, 2020 12:19 AM
posted by O-Trap

Well, if you buy a ticket to Thailand, you can still probably get 100 at a living wage.

But what if I want 100 without penises?

SportsAndLady Senior Member
39,070 posts 24 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sun, Apr 19, 2020 12:26 AM

Trust me, the answer is one $1,200 hooker. 

O-Trap Chief Shenanigans Officer
18,909 posts 140 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sun, Apr 19, 2020 12:59 AM
posted by gut

But what if I want 100 without penises?

Well, if you're gonna be all picky ...
 

posted by SportsAndLady

Trust me, the answer is one $1,200 hooker. 

What's the context for saying "trust me" here?  If it comes with an anecdote, I think it's important.

 

like_that 1st Team All-PWN
29,228 posts 321 reps Joined Apr 2010
Sun, Apr 19, 2020 4:18 AM
posted by justincredible

I think we figured it out. We never get a refund, so they don't have our direct deposit on file. Derp.

Same.  So, what do we do?  I have been trying to figure this out. 

 

Al Bundy Senior Member
4,526 posts 40 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sun, Apr 19, 2020 6:10 AM
posted by like_that

Same.  So, what do we do?  I have been trying to figure this out. 

 

You don't have to do anything. They will mail you a check.

ernest_t_bass 12th Son of the Lama
26,698 posts 204 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sun, Apr 19, 2020 9:10 AM

Living in Italy, how do you still get one like_that?

queencitybuckeye Senior Member
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Sun, Apr 19, 2020 9:21 AM
posted by Al Bundy

You don't have to do anything. They will mail you a check.

or you can go to their site and enter your direct deposit information.

like_that 1st Team All-PWN
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Sun, Apr 19, 2020 9:24 AM
posted by ernest_t_bass

Living in Italy, how do you still get one like_that?

Still working for the US.   I wish I wasn't paying taxes to the US anymore lol (edit: by that I mean, I wish I wasn't paying taxes anywhere in the world, because taxes in most other countries are worse than the US).  I still have to pay "state" taxes to DC, which is complete bullshit. 

ernest_t_bass 12th Son of the Lama
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Sun, Apr 19, 2020 9:33 AM
posted by like_that

Still working for the US.   I wish I wasn't paying taxes to the US anymore lol (edit: by that I mean, I wish I wasn't paying taxes anywhere in the world, because taxes in most other countries are worse than the US).  I still have to pay "state" taxes to DC, which is complete bullshit. 

Gotcha

justincredible Honorable Admin
37,969 posts 250 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sun, Apr 19, 2020 9:43 AM
posted by queencitybuckeye

or you can go to their site and enter your direct deposit information.

Couldn't figure out how to do that with the message we were getting. It seems like you can only enter your info when it says "We need more info" not when it says "We don't fucking know."

Unless I'm wrong and someone can clarify, my wife does all of our taxes so she was the one trying to figure it out.

justincredible Honorable Admin
37,969 posts 250 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sun, Apr 19, 2020 9:43 AM
posted by like_that

Still working for the US.   I wish I wasn't paying taxes to the US anymore lol (edit: by that I mean, I wish I wasn't paying taxes anywhere in the world, because taxes in most other countries are worse than the US).  I still have to pay "state" taxes to DC, which is complete bullshit. 

ROADS!!

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