Poll: The Apocalypse

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Wed, Apr 13, 2022 12:38 PM

Assuming there is an extinction level event at some point in the future, what do you think is the most likely scenario?

If you chose other, what do you think it will most likely be outside of this list?


justincredible Honorable Admin
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Wed, Apr 13, 2022 12:41 PM

Also, if you were alive during the event, which scenarios would you attempt to survive through? Which would you just say fuck it and just kill yourself if you survived the main event but had a post-apocalyptic world to look forward to?

Ironman92 Administrator
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Wed, Apr 13, 2022 12:49 PM

I’m going with stupidity/entitlement

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Wed, Apr 13, 2022 12:54 PM
posted by Ironman92

I’m going with stupidity/entitlement

Idiocracy-style?

BR1986FB Senior Member
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Wed, Apr 13, 2022 12:56 PM

Write in for "Browns winning the Super Bowl."

Heretic Son of the Sun
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Wed, Apr 13, 2022 12:57 PM

Zombies would be cool. At the least, I'd be able to see if the dozens of zombie flicks I've watched have prepared me. Preferably the shambling Romero-style version and not the sprinting "rage plague" version -- I'd give myself about 20 seconds against them.

33,369 posts 133 reps Joined Nov 2009
Wed, Apr 13, 2022 1:11 PM

Environmental/natural disaster - wasn’t sure the difference. But one of those.

And I am 100% trying to survive. I am too weak (strong??) to kill myself. I’d probably die in it, but if I was one of the lucky ones, I’m trying my best to survive. 

gut Senior Member
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Wed, Apr 13, 2022 1:14 PM

Bad bad bad day when that supervolcano under Yellowstone goes...

I'd probably ATTEMPT to survive just about anything, even trying to get to remote Montana if there was nuclear fallout.  But I don't have much food or water, or guns, or motorcycles or pack animals.  So I'm dead in a few weeks, either way.

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Wed, Apr 13, 2022 1:35 PM
posted by Heretic

Zombies would be cool. At the least, I'd be able to see if the dozens of zombie flicks I've watched have prepared me. Preferably the shambling Romero-style version and not the sprinting "rage plague" version -- I'd give myself about 20 seconds against them.

Walking Dead zombies? I'd give it my best effort and probably do pretty well.

Zombieland zombies? See you on the other side.

Fletch Member
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Wed, Apr 13, 2022 2:21 PM

I am going with a huge asteroid

brutus161 The Navy Guy
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Mon, Apr 18, 2022 9:06 AM

I chose Other

The other is "Kardshians". This is similar to the Idiocracy once, except that more and more people are influenced by that family and slowly our society simply stops trying to get better and we all die. 

ernest_t_bass 12th Son of the Lama
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Mon, Apr 18, 2022 11:19 AM

I think your poll is missing the religious aspect, besides the "other" option.  I'd choose a "biblical" option if there were one, but for the sake of the options given (besides other), I'm choosing an astronomical event.

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Mon, Apr 18, 2022 11:22 AM
posted by ernest_t_bass

I think your poll is missing the religious aspect, besides the "other" option.  I'd choose a "biblical" option if there were one, but for the sake of the options given (besides other), I'm choosing an astronomical event.

Yeah, that's a good one. I pulled my list from an article about apocalyptic fiction, and I'm also a heathen, so the biblical option didn't cross my mind. 

ernest_t_bass 12th Son of the Lama
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Mon, Apr 18, 2022 12:08 PM

What are some earthly natural disasters that could wipe our the entire human race?

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Mon, Apr 18, 2022 12:15 PM

gut mentioned the Yellowstone super volcano, which is probably the most likely to happen. 

I'm not sure of anything else that would make that huge of an impact.

ernest_t_bass 12th Son of the Lama
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Mon, Apr 18, 2022 2:09 PM
posted by justincredible

gut mentioned the Yellowstone super volcano, which is probably the most likely to happen. 

I'm not sure of anything else that would make that huge of an impact.

I can definitely see that wreaking havoc on the United States.  Would it have much global impact?  I could see rising ocean tides having an effect, but not to the point of extinction.  Ice age?  Acid rain?  Biden gets re-elected? 


Heretic Son of the Sun
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Mon, Apr 18, 2022 2:26 PM
posted by ernest_t_bass

I think your poll is missing the religious aspect, besides the "other" option.  I'd choose a "biblical" option if there were one, but for the sake of the options given (besides other), I'm choosing an astronomical event.

Shit, if we're going that way, might as well add: "Unicorns and dragons return. And they are pissed."

8,788 posts 20 reps Joined Nov 2009
Mon, Apr 18, 2022 2:36 PM

I'll go with other and that nothing will happen. 

All throughout human history, there has been talk of the end times, and yet here we are.

My money is on nothing will happen. 

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Mon, Apr 18, 2022 2:55 PM
posted by ptown_trojans_1

I'll go with other and that nothing will happen. 

All throughout human history, there has been talk of the end times, and yet here we are.

My money is on nothing will happen. 

Human history is but a blip. Earth has already seen at least one extinction level event. 

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Mon, Apr 18, 2022 2:56 PM
posted by ernest_t_bass

I can definitely see that wreaking havoc on the United States.  Would it have much global impact?  I could see rising ocean tides having an effect, but not to the point of extinction.  Ice age?  Acid rain?  Biden gets re-elected? 


It's been a while since I've looked into the potential results, but I'm pretty sure it would wreak havoc word wide.

ernest_t_bass 12th Son of the Lama
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Mon, Apr 18, 2022 3:02 PM
posted by Heretic

Shit, if we're going that way, might as well add: "Unicorns and dragons return. And they are pissed."

Yeah dude, totally.


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