Social Media behavior that annoys the hell out of you

O-Trap Chief Shenanigans Officer
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 4:17 PM

There's a guy who runs in a lot of the same circles as I do who insists on signing every status or comment he makes in social media with a nickname he gave himself.

Every. Fucking. One.

It could be a one-word comment that isn't even as long as the self-appointed nickname he uses as a signature, but he'll be sure to add the signature, nonetheless.

When he first started doing it, it was somewhere between mildly annoying and awkwardly entertaining, but when he goes all 'Internet tough guy', I just want to yell at him that it's really stupid.


... sigh ...

There. I feel better.

Is there anything that people do on any social media outlet of your choice that just bugs the piss out of you?


O-Trap Chief Shenanigans Officer
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 4:17 PM

In b4 'Internetz srs bzness'

thavoice Senior Member
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 4:22 PM

"Please pray for me" with no additional info

O-Trap Chief Shenanigans Officer
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 4:25 PM
posted by thavoice

"Please pray for me" with no additional info

Fucking yes.  Vaguebooking.  I have dear relatives that do this, and it drives me nuts, particularly because there are times when there's no reason for them to not mention why they want prayer ... other than the obvious desire for attention.

Automatik Senior Member
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 4:29 PM

If I find posts to be annoying....*unfollow*

Bye forever.

Heretic Son of the Sun
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 4:31 PM

Generally, three things annoy me to varying levels.

1. "Vaguebooking" where you just say something like "Sometimes I wonder why I even try" in an attempt to get attention.

2. People who incessantly pollute their feed with their politard thoughts. No, I'm not going to care about your views regardless of how many amateurish YouTube videos you post with random bearded guys in their trucks talking to a camera.

3. Pure-ass attention whores. The sort that post 50x daily about every fucking thing they're doing and every emotion they feel. Even more negative posts when half those posts are concerning their relationship status or lack of one. PROTIP: You aren't getting fucked like you want because you come off as needy and high-maintenance with all your "All I want is a guy who will treat me like a princess, be there for me when I need him, etc etc etc" posts. Even more negative points if it's a dude going Pure Darby with that shit.

O-Trap Chief Shenanigans Officer
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 4:32 PM
posted by Automatik

If I find posts to be annoying....*unfollow*

Bye forever.

Done that a few times.  Today, I decided I was going to troll this guy, so I'm not going to unfollow, but when I get bored with it, that's probably the route of choice.

O-Trap Chief Shenanigans Officer
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 4:38 PM
posted by Heretic

Generally, three things annoy me to varying levels.

1. "Vaguebooking" where you just say something like "Sometimes I wonder why I even try" in an attempt to get attention.

2. People who incessantly pollute their feed with their politard thoughts. No, I'm not going to care about your views regardless of how many amateurish YouTube videos you post with random bearded guys in their trucks talking to a camera.

3. Pure-ass attention whores. The sort that post 50x daily about every fucking thing they're doing and every emotion they feel. Even more negative posts when half those posts are concerning their relationship status or lack of one. PROTIP: You aren't getting fucked like you want because you come off as needy and high-maintenance with all your "All I want is a guy who will treat me like a princess, be there for me when I need him, etc etc etc" posts. Even more negative points if it's a dude going Pure Darby with that shit.

So many bonus points for using the phrase "going Pure Darby."  LOL!

like_that 1st Team All-PWN
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 4:39 PM
posted by Heretic

Generally, three things annoy me to varying levels.

1. "Vaguebooking" where you just say something like "Sometimes I wonder why I even try" in an attempt to get attention.

2. People who incessantly pollute their feed with their politard thoughts. No, I'm not going to care about your views regardless of how many amateurish YouTube videos you post with random bearded guys in their trucks talking to a camera.

3. Pure-ass attention whores. The sort that post 50x daily about every fucking thing they're doing and every emotion they feel. Even more negative posts when half those posts are concerning their relationship status or lack of one. PROTIP: You aren't getting fucked like you want because you come off as needy and high-maintenance with all your "All I want is a guy who will treat me like a princess, be there for me when I need him, etc etc etc" posts. Even more negative points if it's a dude going Pure Darby with that shit.

This pretty much sums it up.  I never seen/heard of the term vaguebooking until this thread, but it's 100% accurate.  #2 very much is the worst.  Extra lulz to the video rants in the trucks.  I thought I was the only one who noticed that these rants take place in some type of vehicle. 

O-Trap Chief Shenanigans Officer
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 5:20 PM

Oooh, the MLM people ... there's a special place in hell for them, too.

Ironman92 Administrator
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 5:47 PM
posted by thavoice

"Please pray for me" with no additional info

God knows the reason

 

On the flip side I have a few princessy mid 30’s women on my FB that constantly ask for prayers about their daughter having the sniffles or sinus infection or whatever.....then they’ll post other statuses  complaining about traffic or school or something they just don’t agree with....when they do the latter I always comment “Prayers”

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 6:04 PM

Most social media behavior annoys me, even my own. So I try to limit my exposure to it more and more each day.

MontyBrunswick Senior Member
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 6:54 PM
posted by justincredible

Most social media behavior annoys me, even my own. So I try to limit my exposure to it more and more each day.

Yet you continue coming to the chatter which some could argue is just as bad 

friendfromlowry Senior Member
7,778 posts 86 reps Joined Nov 2009
Fri, Dec 15, 2017 8:04 PM

I always wonder the backstory is to couples who decide to have joint accounts. Does she not trust him, is there a history, etc. 

Verbal Kint Senior Member
1,062 posts 16 reps Joined Jul 2017
Fri, Dec 15, 2017 8:22 PM

Second time I see crazy, unfollow.  

justincredible Honorable Admin
37,969 posts 246 reps Joined Nov 2009
Fri, Dec 15, 2017 8:39 PM
posted by MontyBrunswick

Yet you continue coming to the chatter which some could argue is just as bad 

Well, I do have a financial interest here. 

O-Trap Chief Shenanigans Officer
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Fri, Dec 15, 2017 9:48 PM
posted by friendfromlowry

I always wonder the backstory is to couples who decide to have joint accounts. Does she not trust him, is there a history, etc. 

I have to confess that I've thought this before, too.  ESPECIALLY if they used to have separate accounts.

ernest_t_bass 12th Son of the Lama
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Sat, Dec 16, 2017 6:53 AM

We have joint accounts.  Always have.  I want separate accounts, though.

ernest_t_bass 12th Son of the Lama
26,698 posts 204 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sat, Dec 16, 2017 6:54 AM

I hate the people who post every mundane detail of their life.  Everything.  

16 posts 0 reps Joined Dec 2017
Sat, Dec 16, 2017 8:54 AM
posted by ernest_t_bass

I hate the people who post every mundane detail of their life.  Everything.  

Much like the people who posts their meals on Instagram.

wes_mantooth Tomfoolery & shenanigans
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Sat, Dec 16, 2017 10:26 AM

1. Political soap boxes

2. Vague Facebook posts

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