Hit a hawk up in Grayling, MI right in the grill of the Jeep Grand Cherokee. Feathers everywhere. Spun 1x due to startling and overreacting on the wheel, but was able to straighten out and came to rest against the guardrail. Only pain damage. The grill, however, was toast. And that bird fucking evaporated. Just remnants inside the grill/hood and 1k feathers.
I totaled that same Grand Cherokee following my buddy out of a bowling alley in HS. He cut the turn early cause the cars ended at the end of the row. Swerved and avoided the giant light poll and cement in front of him (which of course was NOT working, so pitch black at 10pm). I wasn't so lucky. Braked, but probably still smoked it at 15 MPH. Airbags did not deploy, but steering went out, engine needed replaced, virtually everything was toast.
Also hit a fire hydrant that you could see from our backyard. I was an idiot, and fiddled with my ipod while on the neighborhood street instead of in my driveway. All well and good 355 days of the year. This was one of the 10 mornings after snow/ice and hit a patch and spun. Might not have mattered, but trying to regain control with 1 hand vs 2 cant be ruled out. Was going about 20 MPH at the time. Best part is I reported it to police because the hydrant was knocked off and figured the city needed to know and fix it. They gave me a GD ticket.